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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 719965 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #210 on: May 27, 2017, 02:53:25 am »

You send an envoy to Felonsines, offering to buy the secrets of Fireblood and Blackheart manufacture, while miners and workers are sent southwards along with supplies and money to begin mining operations.

Next, you allow the diplomat of Donuth to enter the throne room. The pudgy man wears the black cloth of his tyrant's banner around his belt.

"Greetings, King Yoe. My master sent me on important and delicate mission of diplomacy..." He glances left and right at your courtiers. "...that he wants conducted eye-to-eye, privately."

A) Naw, this is a trap, it's always a trap.
B) Press him to talk in public.
C) Fine, to a side chamber we go.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #211 on: May 27, 2017, 03:17:04 am »

C, I'm not sure why exactly Dunkin of Donuth would want to kill us just yet so I feel like giving this man the benefit of the doubt.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #212 on: May 27, 2017, 04:31:35 am »

B, what's the point of charisma if we don't try passing speech checks.
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #213 on: May 27, 2017, 04:56:11 am »

B
I mean if we may get a 6, there's still either a 'yes' or 'I'll tell you why they want to do that D:'
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #214 on: May 27, 2017, 06:33:27 am »

The candy king is a tyrant? Christ

B If the Donuts wants to talk with us he might talk here. Won't risk getting a sharp diabetes on the neck. And gotta use that charisma bonus :v

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #215 on: May 27, 2017, 06:40:32 am »

A

IT IS ALWAYS A TRAP

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #216 on: May 27, 2017, 06:44:32 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #217 on: May 27, 2017, 10:24:31 am »

C
We could take a single gaurd, right? He was super impatient. Assassin's are always patient and smiling. Give this guy a chance.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #218 on: May 27, 2017, 10:59:19 am »

C
We could take a single gaurd, right?

This might be possible but when you vote C you are specifically voting for not doing that.
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Aseaheru

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #219 on: May 27, 2017, 11:15:32 am »

 Eh, servants/guards dont count for privacy. Afterall, who would go fetch refreshments if they where excluded?
« Last Edit: May 27, 2017, 11:52:53 am by Aseaheru »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #220 on: May 27, 2017, 11:43:10 am »

B The last time we did secret diplomacy in SPAMKINGDOM it ended very badly.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #221 on: May 27, 2017, 11:49:50 am »

It only ended badly because we misread the terms of our agreement. Anyway, so far no one has ever tried to assinate us during these secret meetings so I'm voting:

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #222 on: May 27, 2017, 12:19:43 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #223 on: May 27, 2017, 12:40:03 pm »

B, what's the point of charisma if we don't try passing speech checks.

My thoughts exactly, B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #224 on: May 27, 2017, 12:49:54 pm »

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You compel him with your voice to speak plainly in public.

"My lord wishes to form an alliance with you. The Felonsines in the west have too much power and too much appetite for land, and they also have Blackhearts. Only a fool of a neighbour would not see the danger they pose." He steps forward and speaks with a more of a hissy tone.

"Join usss, King Yoe! Together with you, my lord Dunkin will be able to assault the westerners from two sides. Think of loot, and territories, and prestige you could gain from this venture!" Courtiers whisper and murmur, each surely having a different thought about the proposal.

But it is you who has to decide.

A) An alliance with the Donuth could be profitable indeed. Let's become on closer terms with them!
B) Truly, Dunkin of Donuth is a fool for thinking we would stand against the Felonsines! No alliance!
C) For now we need to be neutral, but let's promise Donuth that we won't help Felonsines either.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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