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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[omada]

Where's the 'hire adventurers' options? This is exactly when you grab adventurers!

Local King drives back undead menace threatening his mines, but is unable to locate their source. Soldiers sent to investigate the mountains from whence the undead came return empty handed, if they return at all. The survivors of the expeditions report growing feelings of unease as they traveled, and a strange malevolent presence that prevented them from sleeping.

Seriously, how is that NOT the bulletin that gets every adventurer within a dozen leagues hot and bothered twixt the nethers?

Maybe when we come back we can put an add

 "looking for trouble? check the mountains, sinister things happen this way.

We offer a prize for each frostling head and an huge favor to the one that finds it's source and deal with it.

Now bye and die."

B The cold is gonna be bigger trouble than the frostlings. Better return in the summer.

[Haspen]

You conclude the campaign and begin a trek through snow back home.


Congratulations! Yoe concludes his campaign!

1079 AD, End of the Year

You were sipping wine while looking through the windows at the blizzard going crazy outside your palace, and then the Advisor brings in Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 3
Population: 2
Economy: 3
Army: 3

"My liege, the revenues from silver mines were lost, although gemstones and tax got us some profits to counter the ongoing settlement project."

You ponder the possibilities but will all those 3's, you don't see any good choice there.

1080 AD, Spring

People are alarmed.

The heavy blizzards and snowfall continue despite the time of year requiring the snow to melt and the weather to give away to winds and spring rain. Messengers from elsewhere report better weather and Frostlings being dealt with; Cydwyl especially managed to destroy their horde as fast as you.

You also receive a messenger from Kingdom of Ceodwell.

"Good King Yoe," he begins, "The lands of my master have recently received an influx of migrants from Gubta and the Kashite, and the streets and alleys of Ceodwellian cities swell with homeless. He has heard that you're building new villages across your land - mayhaps you could take some of the homeless to your lands?"

A) "No, we don't need easterners here!"
B) "Is he offering anything in return?"
C) "Sure, we've shortage of peoples anyway."

[omada]

B just for fuck yeah.

We will let these people anyway. Worst number possible in this charisma is 3. :v

[Weirdsound]

B

[ZBridges]

B

[Kashyyk]

"Is he offering anything in return? "

"Nope"

'Eh,  I'll take them"

B

[Detoxicated]

B
having some guptas is surely a Boon for our realm

[HappyPlank]

B

[Haspen]

You ask whether King Aun would be interested in paying you for that.

4*

"He might be willing to compensate you with money if he sees that you're truly taking the hordes into your lands."

A) "Sure, it's a deal then. Homeless from Ceodwell are welcome here!"
B) "Naw, I want real money if I'm to take some poor scum in. Begone!"

[Criptfeind]

A

Welp.

It kinda sucks how little we actually got for selling our land previously. But maybe this will somehow work out and fix it a little bit.

[HappyPlank]

A

[Kashyyk]

A

[Haspen]

You agree to the deal.

1080 AD, Mid-Spring

Already hundreds cross the now-open borders to your lands, and even the weather (blizzards giving away to rain by now) aren't dampening their spirits.

He he.

In the other news, flooding! Farmlands and valleys are covered with water as the heavy snow melts and create brooks and streams where previously there were none. Many areas are affected and governors call for aid!

A) And the Crown will answer! Send them money and supplies at once!
B) My thoughts and prayers to the affected people, the Crown stands by their side daily.

[Weirdsound]

Eh. One way to piss the locals off is to help forigners but not them. Gotta spend one of our economy ticks here.

A

[Criptfeind]

A