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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745526 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #555 on: June 07, 2017, 01:36:08 pm »

Your send your own horsemen against the Cydwyl savages Just ot be safe, you put on your armor, mount a horse and draw your sword.

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The initial push is met with fierce resistance of Methiant horsemen! They enter a deadly melee with the Cydwyl riders, swords and axes and spears mingling together.

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But your men prevail, and a bloody mess engulfs the Cydwyl horsemen, who fall in droves. The rest, seeing their brave but reckless charge fail, rout and flee toward the city.

Your officers murmur and urge you to punish the Ydwall severely, as they seem not interested in negotiations and reason!

You decide to...

A) Bombard the city into total ruination.
B) Send your soldiers to pillage the city.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #556 on: June 07, 2017, 01:37:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #557 on: June 07, 2017, 01:45:16 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #558 on: June 07, 2017, 01:57:16 pm »

B No reason to waste our Blackhearts's ammo on this.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #559 on: June 07, 2017, 02:33:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #560 on: June 07, 2017, 02:42:55 pm »

B

Let loose the dogs of war!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #561 on: June 07, 2017, 03:19:49 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #562 on: June 07, 2017, 07:58:49 pm »

You kinda have to wonder where the spearmen at.

C, archers are great against horse archers, not so much against a cavalry charge.
Actually depends on the armor, and the quality of the arrow--but historically, they pretty much were very effective.
I'm presuming this are light cavalry rather than heavily armored ones but :V
It worked out well.

Also no envoy?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #563 on: June 07, 2017, 08:15:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #564 on: June 07, 2017, 11:41:49 pm »

You let your soldiers loot the place.

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They go rather thoroughly through it, punishing the citizenry, stealing their loot and wives.

After several days, your Army reassembles after this good party time. There were about thousand casualties in the city and about twenty amongst your soldiers (responsible Ydwall peasants were punished, don't worry).

The officers bring you a report from a scot; Dahnians have successfully destroyed a large Cydwyl Army and are now marching toward the capital.

A) Let's go to the capital and conquer it before Dahnians for giggles and loot!
B) Let's camp around here for a while and maybe someone will come out to fight us.
C) Let's seek another city to force into submission! Or maybe two!
D) Let's call it a well-done campaign so we go back home and Dahnians do their stuff.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #565 on: June 07, 2017, 11:58:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #566 on: June 08, 2017, 12:11:50 am »

A Perhaps setting up the peace talks/surrender ourselves will allow us to gain a advantageous position?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #567 on: June 08, 2017, 12:12:06 am »

We have a scot on our side?  We cant lose!

C No need to fight with a potential ally over the capital.  We can take the lesser amount of land.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #568 on: June 08, 2017, 12:14:17 am »

C I suppose yeah. This is probably the less risky option. I hope we do get some say in who gets what though. Considering we are also a independent party in the war.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #569 on: June 08, 2017, 12:48:26 am »

We have a scot on our side?  We cant lose!
Love your typos Haspen. :P


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