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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750294 times)

Haspen

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Re: THE DELUSIONAL ACID ESCAPADES OF KING YOE ON THE TRIP!
« Reply #825 on: June 27, 2017, 11:54:55 am »

You enter your trusty hi-tech Apache-3000 Combat Helicopter!!

THE ANGRY RAVEN is not a fool and quickly morphizes his motorbike into a hover-jet-bike-craft - speeding off into the distance!

The mad chase takes you between the mountains made of cheese and tofu candy bars, and then through the valley from which you came.

"Use the power!!" Both the Nnrg and your moustachio-ed guitar companion shout in unison. You look down at the buttons of the mighty A.P.A.Ch.E helicopter and decide to push the button that...

δ) Deploys the heat-seeking pom-poms!
ζ) Opens the valves on the Wave Motion Waterhose!
λ) Radioes the Alldivines for orbital bombardment assistance!
π) Engages the Nitrobooster infusers!
« Last Edit: June 27, 2017, 12:20:32 pm by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Glass

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Re: THE DELUSIONAL ACID ESCAPADES OF KING YOE ON THE TRIP!
« Reply #826 on: June 27, 2017, 12:12:29 pm »

Get the Alldivines!
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

10ebbor10

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Re: THE DELUSIONAL ACID ESCAPADES OF KING YOE ON THE TRIP!
« Reply #827 on: June 27, 2017, 12:17:57 pm »

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Lucus Casius

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Re: THE DELUSIONAL ACID ESCAPADES OF KING YOE ON THE TRIP!
« Reply #828 on: June 27, 2017, 12:25:26 pm »

ζ
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crazyabe

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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Haspen

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Re: THE TRIPPY SHENANIGANS OF THE ACIDIC KING YOE!
« Reply #832 on: June 27, 2017, 02:10:09 pm »

You radio the Alldivines to provide orbital bombardment assistance!

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Beams of multicolored light strike the earth, while the mountains curve and roll away from the lazors!

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But the ~ANGRY RAVEN~ uses a Soviet Radar Jammer to foil the Alldivines targeting systems and the attack is a failure! He thus escapes the the divine onslaught and the chase continues! Damned commies!

9) Time to engage the Wave Motion Waterhose!!
7) Nitroboosters - activate!!
5) Launch the heat-seeking pom-poms!!!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

10ebbor10

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Re: THE TRIPPY SHENANIGANS OF THE ACIDIC KING YOE!
« Reply #833 on: June 27, 2017, 02:11:34 pm »

5
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Lucus Casius

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Re: THE TRIPPY SHENANIGANS OF THE ACIDIC KING YOE!
« Reply #834 on: June 27, 2017, 02:13:07 pm »

5
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Glass

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Re: THE TRIPPY SHENANIGANS OF THE ACIDIC KING YOE!
« Reply #835 on: June 27, 2017, 02:14:28 pm »

5!
Release the kraken cheerleaders!
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Draignean

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Re: THE TRIPPY SHENANIGANS OF THE ACIDIC KING YOE!
« Reply #836 on: June 27, 2017, 02:14:56 pm »

5
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helmacon

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Re: THE TRIPPY SHENANIGANS OF THE ACIDIC KING YOE!
« Reply #837 on: June 27, 2017, 02:18:39 pm »

π 
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Iituem

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Re: THE TRIPPY SHENANIGANS OF THE ACIDIC KING YOE!
« Reply #839 on: June 27, 2017, 02:22:01 pm »

This has taken the best turn it could possibly have taken.  5!
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