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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745559 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1710 on: September 08, 2017, 03:05:50 am »

You decide to meet with Eldrican envoy first.

"Greetings, King Yoe! I bring offer from my master, King Elran III, for certain military venue against few kingdoms that lie between our lands. May we speak in private, at the matter is sensitive and highly important?"

A) "Yea."
B) "Nay!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1711 on: September 08, 2017, 03:15:20 am »

A
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1712 on: September 08, 2017, 03:23:01 am »

C Have the foreign assassin arrested.

B

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1713 on: September 08, 2017, 05:45:52 am »

A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1714 on: September 08, 2017, 06:52:08 am »

A, but have him change into a pair of clothes that we give him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1715 on: September 08, 2017, 07:19:54 am »

A
sure, why not? Joint military adventures worked out so well last time after all.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1716 on: September 08, 2017, 08:31:06 am »

B! First come economical matters, then we can figure out how those affect our military commitments.

I think that you wanted to vote A, B was for military :v


A, First change into a pair of clothes we give you, pass the anti-murderer inspection,let us wear complete armor and a sword, jump three times, praise helix, fart in three lenguages...
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1717 on: September 08, 2017, 08:33:56 am »

I think that you wanted to vote A, B was for military :v

Oh, whatever. Choosing which of the approaching idiots to talk to first has almost never actually mattered.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1718 on: September 08, 2017, 10:44:56 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1719 on: September 08, 2017, 10:59:12 am »

You decide to talk with him in privacy of two guards who check him and give him A-OK.

"King Yoe, as you know, your father warred against Queen Karkhuta, causing her Kingdom to shatter upon her untimely death." That is true, and you nod at the envoy.

"Lately however, the Koi begun to assimilate the western Felonsines into their fold while also striking amicable alliances with the remainder of Felonsein factions. They also managed to reconcile with the Kiwis via political marriage. This doesn't look good for us, Eldricans."

"King Elran III therefore asks that you march your armies and attack one of the factions of Felonsines allied to the Kois. In the meanwhile, we will strike against the Koi, while some other of our friends will stir up trouble with Kiwis."

"And what do I get from that?" The envoy smiles.

"While, the Felonsine territories that you get! Plus also we know that your father pursued knowledge of Fireblood; we will thus provide you with Felonsine and our own designs. And, Queen Velela has recently given birth to a daughter, so King Elran III wouldn't be averse to a bethrothal of hers to your sons, if you get any?"

A) "That is mighty fine deal. We will strike against the Felonsines as soon as we can."
B) "That is mighty risky deal. I'm not sure that it is profitable venue at this moment, unless your master could offer something else..."
C) "No, no, three times no. We have enough on our hands at the moment."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1720 on: September 08, 2017, 11:15:42 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1721 on: September 08, 2017, 11:16:01 am »

A

I like it! The fact that we don't have (and maybe won't get) any sons shouldn't let us stop from betrothing our heir to King Elran's daughter. Especially since none of this stipulates we need to succeed at any part of the warfare.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1722 on: September 08, 2017, 11:22:38 am »

So long as we procreate again in the next five years or so, the betrothed won't be too different in age.

either way, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1723 on: September 08, 2017, 11:35:26 am »

A If sucessfull we get alot from it.

Should we send letter to our north friends?

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #1724 on: September 08, 2017, 01:39:39 pm »

A Well we are doing pretty good number wise. This is also a pretty nice chance to make a friend and get revenge for our father. That and we'll finally get some more work done with that fireblood.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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