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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750327 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2490 on: November 03, 2017, 12:54:41 am »

I was looking through older SPAMKINGDOM maps when I saw the Parsians. Which had me thinking... what exactly happened to the Parsians? Their people, culture, religion? I'm mainly curious cause I really liked the Parsians for some reason in the first game.

They were eaten by the Gubtas, the Shahshans split off in the process and helped the conquest along.

A, jesus christ, don't dig yourself deeper.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2491 on: November 03, 2017, 01:33:39 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2492 on: November 03, 2017, 02:16:03 am »

A

woo. We did it. Yay.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2493 on: November 03, 2017, 02:28:39 am »

A Sold to the scary lady who can crush us with a thought.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2494 on: November 03, 2017, 05:08:44 am »

A

Well. Now we have to make the deal. At least our wheeling and dealing might have garnered some bit of respect.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2495 on: November 03, 2017, 06:06:21 am »

A
My feeling is always negotiate, once.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2496 on: November 03, 2017, 06:15:31 am »

Well there's an overwhelming majority here
but can I just ask why you're all so obsessed with wizards that you're willing to drop the treasury to 1 (or 2, maybe) for this? :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2497 on: November 03, 2017, 06:31:42 am »

First of all, sorceress. There's a difference . . . and the sorceress is definitely the more dangerous of the two.

Second, we negotiated. I'm pretty sure the Treasury only drops to two now. Which is not as bad as it sounds supposing we're careful with other expenses this year. Recall that it increased by 2 last year.

Third, Haspen says there's a tax bonus at 8 pop that was lowered to 6 by bureaucratic reforms. By extension, there should be bonuses upon reaching 8 in the other categories: I'm inclined to believe that a massive, rare expense is our special reward for 8 wealth. Personally, I would have used the money in regular ways before we accumulated enough to interest her. I was outvoted, though, and now that we have this pile of cash I'm still inclined to spend invest it, on a game changing opportunity.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2498 on: November 03, 2017, 08:42:35 am »

A!  A!  For the love of the Alldivines, A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2499 on: November 03, 2017, 08:58:11 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2500 on: November 03, 2017, 09:39:24 am »

Don't mess with her two times, rolling a 5 we could only get 1 economy extra the debuff will be higher A

normal tax +1 wealth
6 pop plus reform +1
Higher taxes law +1 or 2 (if it counts with the 6 pop)

If we have 1 or 2 wealth now, next taxes we can go from between 4-6 in one go (oh, i haven't counted the salt and the chance of getting a trade route with gutba on the mountains, nor i counted with the silver mine)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2501 on: November 03, 2017, 09:42:16 am »

We negotiated.  With the all-powerful sorceress with an ego problem the size of her...well, ego.  There's no way this could possibly secretly backfire on us in any way, shape, or form

Of course, refusing outright is probably going to be even more offensive.  A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2502 on: November 03, 2017, 09:54:49 am »

A, and dont be surprised if we still get shafted by it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2503 on: November 03, 2017, 10:47:07 am »

A Just give the scary magic person our money already! ;-;
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Luath of Methiant!
« Reply #2504 on: November 03, 2017, 09:22:16 pm »

First of all, sorceress. There's a difference . . . and the sorceress is definitely the more dangerous of the two.

Second, we negotiated. I'm pretty sure the Treasury only drops to two now. Which is not as bad as it sounds supposing we're careful with other expenses this year. Recall that it increased by 2 last year.

Third, Haspen says there's a tax bonus at 8 pop that was lowered to 6 by bureaucratic reforms. By extension, there should be bonuses upon reaching 8 in the other categories: I'm inclined to believe that a massive, rare expense is our special reward for 8 wealth. Personally, I would have used the money in regular ways before we accumulated enough to interest her. I was outvoted, though, and now that we have this pile of cash I'm still inclined to spend invest it, on a game changing opportunity.
I mean the price isn't the only point I'm making, more about how you all seem obsessed with magic users in general, especially when there are easier, non-magic means to deal with the problem :P
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