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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 711503 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3060 on: November 17, 2017, 04:16:42 pm »

A, why the hell not. It's not like we've gone off to fight a war or anything!
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3061 on: November 17, 2017, 04:19:44 pm »

A, Pantheism is the one true faith of Methiant!
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3062 on: November 17, 2017, 04:31:11 pm »

A

For honor, and GLORY!
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BIRDS.

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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3063 on: November 17, 2017, 04:40:06 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3064 on: November 17, 2017, 04:42:07 pm »

You decide to sponsor the sacred Hunt and even participate in it!

A week later, you, prominent courtiers and some high-ranking military officers, accompanied by a host of huntsmen and foresters, go for the hunt to the forest between Methiant and the Hurthlings. The hunt starts early, when there are mists and little sunlight, but within an hour few small animals are caught - a promise of good haul.

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You hear a gasp from one of the young officers and everyone turns toward the hill he was staring at - there he is! The noble white stag! The one and only!

A) Proclaim that the Stag is yours and give chase after it!
B) Have the finest of hunters chase and kill the fabled creature!
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3065 on: November 17, 2017, 04:43:32 pm »

A
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3066 on: November 17, 2017, 04:49:00 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3067 on: November 17, 2017, 04:51:31 pm »

A Pantheonism has shown up again! Huzzah!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3068 on: November 17, 2017, 05:06:46 pm »

A In for a penny, in for a pound I say.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe II of Methiant!
« Reply #3069 on: November 17, 2017, 05:18:48 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3070 on: November 17, 2017, 05:23:47 pm »

You call dibs on the Stag and chase after it into the deeps of the mighty forest!

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Unfortunately for you, the horse trips over some root and you are catapulted forward onto the ground, the brownish dirt the last thing you before there's a loud-

*SNAP*

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Methiantese Civil War, 1113 AD

The proud Kingdom of Methiant is engulfed in the horrid flames of civil war!

In the west, the forces of 'King' Luath conspire with the the Felonsein noblemen and agents of Eldrican to take over the throne, citing the progressing downfall of the nation in recent years, due to Yoe II's decisions, as well as vulnerability that would be Regency for Prince Cyl.

In the east, the loyalists who swore to protect the young heir, Crown Prince Cyl, are led by Queen Auvana and Duchess Segeda, who swore to protect her son's ascension, not willing to be pushed aside by Luath and his family for a second time.

Mighty battles are fought as both sides claim legitimacy and vie for the throne, the peasants and nobles alike split between the two sides, unable to choose clearly this time.

A) For King Luath, death to Segeda the Vile and her offspring!!!
B) For Crown Prince Cyl, we shall bring down Luath the Traitor!!!
« Last Edit: November 17, 2017, 05:25:49 pm by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3071 on: November 17, 2017, 05:26:03 pm »

..... I hate it when it does this, really really hate it.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3072 on: November 17, 2017, 05:28:20 pm »

Ah hah hah hah.

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Seriously. They are demon babies. And probably not actually Yoes. We're lucky we're getting another chance to get rid of them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3073 on: November 17, 2017, 05:29:56 pm »

Well shit. RIP Yoe II.

B. Long live King Cyl!
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Methiantese Civil War!
« Reply #3074 on: November 17, 2017, 05:31:36 pm »

B As much as a I like Luath's name and that he is charismatic Cyl is the rightful King! Plus if he really is a magical Demon Spawn it would be cool to see what happens.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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