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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 719723 times)

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3870 on: November 27, 2017, 03:19:01 pm »

D.  Can't be certain we'll actually get that silver.

YOU CANNOT CUT FUNDING

YOU WILL REGRET THIS

Sure we can.  That's why option C exists.  If we couldn't cut funding, it wouldn't be an option to cut funding.

'Sides, firebloods won't do us much good if they end up in the hands of a bunch of nobles, peasants, or (gods forbird) republicans.  Which they will, since we sure won't be able to afford keeping them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3871 on: November 27, 2017, 03:19:35 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3872 on: November 27, 2017, 03:20:30 pm »

A silver mines is going up right now.

taxes cant be raised or we WILL have a revolution and it's gonna happen with a small army so... no

Cut funding, could happen, but it might be on the verge of discovering something

let's try our luck
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3873 on: November 27, 2017, 03:20:43 pm »

A don't panic like idiots.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3874 on: November 27, 2017, 03:20:52 pm »

E

We just got a cash injection from the silvermines.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3875 on: November 27, 2017, 03:21:46 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3876 on: November 27, 2017, 03:23:22 pm »

or (gods forbird) republicans.

((Speaking of which, why start another spam game if you don't plan to update it?))
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3877 on: November 27, 2017, 03:23:59 pm »

A come on people
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3878 on: November 27, 2017, 03:24:34 pm »

Yeah, I don't think we want B and that leaves off D as well. Even if the silver mines come through, it won't be a magic cure.

C Just to alternate departments. I don't know how much Fireblood funding we need to resupply, but our army numbers could be up to 8 when the truce expires if we split the budget between our two military initiatives.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3879 on: November 27, 2017, 03:34:36 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3880 on: November 27, 2017, 03:34:53 pm »

aaaaaaa
c
dddd
e



You decide to keep the Army off-budget for another year.

1120 AD, Spring

Your wife gives birth to yet another boy! She names him 'Connan', after one of her uncles.

1120 AD, Mid-Spring

Nightscare the Ever-flowing Fountain of Rot has arrived!

It is a quadruped resembling a black wolf with rotting flesh. It has a hard protective exoskeleton made of copper. It's purple gaze instills insanity in all those who dare look up into its eyes. Beware its flesh-dissolving breath!

This terrible monstrosity has one day left the great forest in the northeast and begun laying waste and destruction to settlements along the border of Methiant. Your courtiers request that something is to be done as soon as possible; the people's mood is at its lows and ignoring this terrible monstrosity will definitely only serve to sour their spirits.

A) Time for our Army to go and blow up Nightscare up with Thundercats!
B) We will find a Wizard, and then all will be good, I promise.
C) How about we hire a party of lvl30+ adventurers to slay the beast?
D) Let's ignore it. If we don't think about it, it will go away on its own.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3881 on: November 27, 2017, 03:36:46 pm »

A we can't afford anything else.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3882 on: November 27, 2017, 03:37:33 pm »

B we can't afford anything else.
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3883 on: November 27, 2017, 03:38:51 pm »

D We can't afford anything else.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #3884 on: November 27, 2017, 03:39:46 pm »

B
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