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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 711418 times)

vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4875 on: December 13, 2017, 08:22:53 pm »

Yeah A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4876 on: December 13, 2017, 08:31:12 pm »

B - How about consulting with the Hurthlings on why they don't do that already, and if so how they'd achieve it?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4877 on: December 13, 2017, 08:39:00 pm »

Im sure we can rotate soybeans every other year and wine every other year.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4878 on: December 13, 2017, 10:06:01 pm »

It feels like it should be pretty easy to offer them money in exchange for their goods and services. Even if they don't have a lot of use for the cash, they can at least pay their taxes with it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4879 on: December 13, 2017, 10:07:42 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4880 on: December 13, 2017, 11:46:27 pm »

Y'all do know that grapes aren't like the Three Sisters, right?  Grapes, like trees, aren't dug up and replanted every year; you typically don't practice crop rotation with grapes, and as far as I know, you can't do a full rotation without killing the vines.  You can find vines out there that are literally centuries old, though they typically start developing smaller, more concentrated yields after a couple decades.  It's why grapes, like olives, tend to signify long-term peaceful cultivation in a region.  Fun fact, though: apparently, quite a few people tend to prefer wines made from grapes grown in stressed or otherwise marginal soil, since it adds to the uniqueness of the flavour.
EDIT: Actually, some of this material on the use of cover crops to maintain soil health in vineyards is kinda interesting, but let's not derail...

Anywho, A.  While I don't mind if they buy the land fairly, I don't trust them to do so after their first impulse was land seizures. 
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4881 on: December 14, 2017, 12:47:32 am »

You decide that vineyards could be good, bu they have to find a better way of doing it before you consent to anything.

1129 AD, End of the Year

That time of the year again.

Happiness: 5
Population: 8
Economy: 4
Army: 6

You rub your noble chin. Not much to work here with.

1130 AD, Spring

While you're reading the daily herald's scroll about happenings in capital and nearby, one of your courtiers, a known diplomat, arrives in your chambers.

"Sire, do you have a moment?"

"Mm."

"It's about Leath."

"Mm?"

"He wants to marry a commoner."

You slowly put down the scroll and look at the diplomat.

He explains that, few days ago, Leath apparently met this Ysa, and she's is a pickpocket.

If Leath's story is to be believed, he was walking through the temple area, and then Ysa stole his coinpurse (literally), and after he caught her, she stole his heart (metaphorically), and at an inn during the night, she stole his virginity (Leath didn't want to cough up details here, so your courtier is skeptical about this one) as well. And because Leath might've read too many fantasy books, he believes he is obliged to marry Ysa and become father of her kids.

"Where is Leath and this Ysa girl"?

"Leath is in his chambers, under guard that Advisor placed there on my recommendation. We haven't found the girl yet." This is a potential disaster to your prestige and dynasty!

In regards to Leath...

A) Release him from his chambers as you have to talk with him.
B) Keep him under guard and lock for now.

In regards of the heart-stealing Ysa the Thief.

A) Have the guards find her.
B) Ignore her for now.

//Remember, no split votes.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2017, 04:27:14 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4882 on: December 14, 2017, 12:57:28 am »

AA

I don't think we'll get super far with a kid that's known to be charismatic, but let's see what happens anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4883 on: December 14, 2017, 01:37:21 am »

AB
« Last Edit: December 14, 2017, 02:05:45 am by helmacon »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4884 on: December 14, 2017, 01:41:25 am »

AB

Lets let her alone while we talk to the son.  I doubt she will find a magic wishing shoe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4885 on: December 14, 2017, 02:12:17 am »

AB - She's a thief so is probably good at avoiding our guards anyway, let's not waste their time.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4886 on: December 14, 2017, 02:44:38 am »

We're not savages, I think we can let them marry.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4887 on: December 14, 2017, 02:49:07 am »

A, B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4888 on: December 14, 2017, 02:52:47 am »

We're not savages, I think we can let them marry.

We're not savages, how can we ever let them marry.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4889 on: December 14, 2017, 03:08:24 am »

AA
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