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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 711517 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6075 on: January 14, 2018, 08:28:43 am »

B

I wouldn't mind a middle path, making an imperial highway though it, with well constructed and designated rest stops, perhaps say every 6-8 hours along it. But cutting it down for living space? Nah....
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6076 on: January 14, 2018, 10:50:14 am »

B

Come to think of it, road building and improvement is pretty much a hallmark of land-based empires through history. But clear-cutting an ancient, sacred, mystical forest? Not for us.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6077 on: January 14, 2018, 11:02:19 am »

Magical Bullshit is not to be messed with.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6078 on: January 14, 2018, 11:02:46 am »

Heh, it's good to know there are still some things we can unanimously agree on.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6079 on: January 14, 2018, 11:09:03 am »

You shoot down the proposal and the administrator walks out gloomy-faced.

The Battlebrother from Parsia enters next.

"Most blessed Cyl! I've come on behalf of Alldivine refugees that attempt to leave Parsia. While Shapur lets our brethren leave as they please, many are poor and live far away from the border. It is hard for them to scrape enough ducats to pack up and leave for Methiant. Please, can you provide money and supplies for Cloister at the border with Parsia? I personally spoke with three Cloisterlords and they agreed to this if only I gain your support."

You decide to...

A) Send generous amounts of monetary help to the border Cloisters.
B) Send some money and supplies to the Alldivine Cloisters.
C) Offer to write a letter to King Shapur of Parsia on behalf of Alldivines.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6080 on: January 14, 2018, 11:14:14 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6081 on: January 14, 2018, 11:16:17 am »

B
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6082 on: January 14, 2018, 11:29:47 am »

B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6083 on: January 14, 2018, 11:50:21 am »

B

(and C doesn't seem mutually exclusive)
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6084 on: January 14, 2018, 11:58:46 am »

A, send us all of your persecuted and degraded folk!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6085 on: January 14, 2018, 12:21:14 pm »

A.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6086 on: January 14, 2018, 12:40:30 pm »

B - however much money we give, we have to be prepared to give it to all the religions. Don't want them thinking we're playing favourites.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6087 on: January 14, 2018, 01:49:16 pm »

B Ah the feeling with Shapur giving us more bodies to throw at him if he betrays us is wonderful.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6088 on: January 14, 2018, 01:59:48 pm »

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6089 on: January 14, 2018, 02:39:10 pm »

You decide to send some money to eastern Cloisters. The Battlebrother praises your name and leaves in hurry.

1135 AD, Autumn

There's an uproar in your administration.

Turns out that previous system of engineers and alchemists working on Fireblood was not only inefficient but very corrupt. Your officials, once they got to the private ledgers of the researches, found that over the years lots of money was being siphoned into pockets of high-ranking men. Unfortunately, those corrupt men are the best specialists Methiant have, and while your officials believe nobody should escape the law, military officers say that Methiant cannot simply discard these men and start anew.

A) That is true. Punish them with heavy fines but do not harm them. The Fireblood Court will need their services, even if they're a tad bit immoral.
B) No! We cannot tolerate corruption; the worst offenders are to be executed while others thrown into dungeon, even if it will set us back few years (hopefully not more).
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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