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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745492 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6210 on: January 18, 2018, 11:35:26 am »

South and north being besieged, oh damn.

Our kids should strike on agaresian lands fast or begin bringing lizard skins for a profit

Hmm, yes we agreed to an alliance

but where is the marriage? (we should have offered  them to bend knees in the beginning.)

B or C are fine
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6211 on: January 18, 2018, 11:39:47 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6212 on: January 18, 2018, 11:56:48 am »

I wouldn't mind taking Lametania, but taking parts of it while the Empire gets other parts? Never.

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6213 on: January 18, 2018, 11:58:15 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6214 on: January 18, 2018, 01:13:23 pm »

C, hopefully we can raise taxes or something.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6215 on: January 18, 2018, 01:49:43 pm »

C.

Also, shouldn't we be calling the opposing party The Damnadanians on principle. I believe we should consider ourselves to be The Empire.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6216 on: January 18, 2018, 01:57:39 pm »

Also, shouldn't we be calling the opposing party The Damnadanians on principle. I believe we should consider ourselves to be The Empire.

Well, this is Our Empire, they have That Other Empire and then there's That Empire Over There that the Gubtas have.

Anyway, C!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6217 on: January 18, 2018, 02:20:35 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6218 on: January 18, 2018, 02:53:09 pm »

C.  Let's keep that buffer state up and going.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6219 on: January 18, 2018, 03:27:11 pm »

You decide to send money to Lametanians for as long they will need it.

1136, Late Summer

Your sons have scored another victory against Agaresians.

Lametanians, on other hand, are faring rather badly. Their King has been slain, and hastily enthroned Prince Naurin is said to have begun negotiations with the Damdamians.

You have enough problems to deal with on your own; taking opportunity of your Treasury burdened by one thing and your Army being far away, the peoples of Eval has risen up in revolt!

They're led, unsuprisingly, by Prince San; his army numbers about three thousand and while most of it is peasant rabble, there's about thousand swordsmen and horsemen who kept their old armors and weapons polished and oiled just for this occassion. The group has already taken hold of one small city, not far from the ex-Duchy's capital, and are marching northwards.

Your courtiers and officers called a council to address this issue at once. Ultimately, you decide to...

A) Send a messenger to Prince San, offering negotiations.
B) Recall Houlandin and Connan with part of the Army to fight the Evalian insurgents.
C) Do nothing for now, and rely on western garrisons and road patrols to muddle down San and his cohorts.
D) Take the royal guard and fresh recruits and lead them against the rebel scum!!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6220 on: January 18, 2018, 03:30:49 pm »

D - We can always collect some of the garrisons used in C along the way. Besides, he's a Martial leader so we need to face him ourselves.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2018, 04:47:41 am by Kashyyk »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6221 on: January 18, 2018, 03:37:05 pm »

D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6222 on: January 18, 2018, 03:38:15 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6223 on: January 18, 2018, 03:40:33 pm »

A

We know Eval wants Lamentia. We don't want Naurin handing over our buffer state to the Damdamians. Perhaps, if this guy is willing to accept becoming our Vassal, we can acknowledge him as the King of Lamentia, and sponsor him to get involved in that conflict.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6224 on: January 18, 2018, 03:48:34 pm »

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