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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745553 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6405 on: January 22, 2018, 04:51:11 pm »

"We have reason to believe that there's an individual or group, possibly located in the west, who may wish you personal harm sir! We will continue to look into this."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6406 on: January 22, 2018, 04:56:12 pm »

"We have reason to believe that there's an individual or group, possibly located in the west, who may wish you personal harm sir! We will continue to look into this."
I swear, one of these days I'm going to eviscerate the spymaster.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6407 on: January 22, 2018, 05:03:43 pm »

You decide to meet with the Spymaster and the Advisor in one of side chambers.

The Spymaster is looking through the window, his hands behind his back in overdramatic posing. The Advisor looks a bit nervous.

"Sire, we've discovered who has sent the latest assassin." The Advisor begins.

"And who that be?" You ask, but the Advisor looks skittish and wary to answer.

"Well??"

"King Daric of Eldrican, your Majesty." The Spymaster steps away from the window.

"This man who tried to kill you recently has been apprehended by my agents and interrogated. For once, we obtained enough information from him. He was sent by the Eldricans, apparently on the orders of your brother-in-law." You sit down, trying to mull it over.

"This man has also shared enough bits of information to let us determine that indeed, the other assassin who tried to have you killed two years ago was also sent by Daric of Eldrican."

"Was... was Esta also killed by his orders?"

"Unfortunately, we have no clues to match it up to Empress' untimely demise. Her assassination will remain a mystery still."

"Damn it all! For what hellish reason would my own family try to get me murdered!?" The Spymaster looks at the Advisor, and the Advisor looks at him, then they both look at you without a word said. Just like you, they have no idea.

You decide to...

A) Write an angry letter to King Daric of Eldrican, demanding explanation, and compensation, for his vile acts of treachery!
B) Keep a lid on this discovery for now, and mayhaps you can use it later.
C) Use this as an pretext to attack Eldrican Kingdom with your glorious Army!
D) Spread the word of Daric's treachery so that his reputation suffers both in his homeland and abroad.
E) Send an assassin of your own. Once, you can forgive, but now it's eye for eye!
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6408 on: January 22, 2018, 05:05:44 pm »

B

Honestly... We can't afford it. Double the guards on everything and try to spend a few years recovering. Then we can strike.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6409 on: January 22, 2018, 05:06:10 pm »

B. Unless we want to build up our army.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6410 on: January 22, 2018, 05:07:43 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6411 on: January 22, 2018, 05:09:53 pm »

We can't invade without an army.
If we wait, then we're dependent on it coming up in the choices again.

D

I'm fine with E, I suppose, but this could all 50 Moonthread-cloaked agents to spread out and do their thing, whereas an assassin is presumably a one shot deal.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2018, 07:17:57 pm by mightymushroom »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6412 on: January 22, 2018, 05:14:38 pm »

B means he will keep sending more assassins... But again, I'm happy changing over to one of our sons if need be. Any other action has a chance of provoking war, and I don't think we can win a war right now. B it is.

We will shitstomp him when our army is good and ready. We are free of the prophecy now, and our sons have a blood claim to that fucker's throne.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2018, 07:54:58 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6413 on: January 22, 2018, 05:20:42 pm »

E - We have to stop him somehow, social pressure won't do it and we can't afford to go to war with him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6414 on: January 22, 2018, 05:27:26 pm »

E
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6415 on: January 22, 2018, 05:38:52 pm »

E
Let's see how he likes it.

If our army wasn't so low, E. but because it is
B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6416 on: January 22, 2018, 05:46:19 pm »

D

E is a very bad idea. Our army is 2. This isn't public knowledge. If we fail, that gives him a pretext to invade and look like it's justified.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6417 on: January 22, 2018, 05:52:10 pm »

Our army is 2. This isn't public knowledge.

I think the state of our army is public knowledge. If I recall correctly, Haspen seemed to imply that the state of our army and treasury played a role in San's descision to launch a rebellion against us. This makes E an even worse idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6418 on: January 22, 2018, 05:53:01 pm »

B E is suicide right now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6419 on: January 22, 2018, 05:53:28 pm »

Our army is 2. This isn't public knowledge.

I think the state of our army is public knowledge. If I recall correctly, Haspen seemed to imply that the state of our army and treasury played a role in San's descision to launch a rebellion against us. This makes E an even worse idea.

The assassination is not public knowledge. If we try to assassinate him back and screw it up, he looks like the good guy when he invades, and we don't have the army to stop him.
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