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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 711546 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6825 on: February 01, 2018, 04:31:32 pm »

You decide to Establish Recruitment Offices.

1140 AD, Spring

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It seems that people decided that your edict was reasonable, as there has been no initial objections to it. Time will tell if it will get implemented swiftly enough.

You also hear great news from the north; out of seven uncles, six rebelled, and now four are dead. The last bastions of rebels in Cydwyl Kingdom are in lands that once were Donuthian, where the holdings of uncles Stjolf and Ansgath lie.

There is delegation of Alldivine priests that ask for an audience.

"The Cloisterbrothers have decided that is it a good year to ask for the payment for services rendered with flesh and blood by our warriorpriests for your Army, Emperor!" Says one.

"But because you have been a friend to our faith, they have decided to ask for only a small tribute equal to about half what was initially calculated."

A) "I have more important things to spend money on. Begone at once!"
B) "Generosity of your Battlebrothers is most welcome. You can take the money."
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6826 on: February 01, 2018, 04:32:17 pm »

B
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6827 on: February 01, 2018, 04:33:17 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6828 on: February 01, 2018, 04:33:47 pm »

B of course
we're not dwarves
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6829 on: February 01, 2018, 04:35:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6830 on: February 01, 2018, 04:37:40 pm »

B - Alldivines are such bros.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6831 on: February 01, 2018, 04:45:21 pm »

B

Just out of curiousity, what effect did modernizing the Hurling land have?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6832 on: February 01, 2018, 04:51:46 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6833 on: February 01, 2018, 04:54:11 pm »

Just out of curiousity, what effect did modernizing the Hurling land have?

Bring back their agricultural expertise after decades/centuries of being xenophobic traumatized aggressive uncoordinated little peoples.



You agree to let them take the money as payment for Alldivine mercenaries.

1140 AD, Mid-Spring

Cidric did it! All the rebel forces have been exterminated or subjugated. Many thousands have perished, but word has it Cidric has gained control of copper and tin works in the mountains across from Tiftit valley.

1140 AD, Summer

A delegation of Cydwyllian diplomats arrives. They heap praise at you because your agents were coordinating with Cidric's agents in last few months.

"King Cidric offers to send you money he has seized from the manors of his uncles. Otherwise, he would be happy to deliver upon you the northern Donuth, so that you would be ruling over both halves, again uniting them since the time our respective nations split the land between themselves."

You decide to...

A) Accept the money, hard cash always finds some use.
B) Accept the land of northern Donuth.
C) Make puppy eyes and ask for both, pwetty pweeeease?
« Last Edit: February 01, 2018, 04:58:35 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6834 on: February 01, 2018, 04:56:50 pm »

Umm... can somebody show me where the offered lands are on the map?

Also, is not our daughter-in-law specifically heir to one of the fallen uncles? What lands would she stand to inherit? And could we ask for those?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6835 on: February 01, 2018, 05:00:12 pm »

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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6836 on: February 01, 2018, 05:00:46 pm »

Huh.

We're spending money like it's going out of style recently, but we're not like, in an awful place for it... I sorta want Donuth (although if I recall correctly wouldn't that make us have a big spike of land jutting awkwardly into their country?)

Donuth neighbors (if I recall correctly) empty land, which we've never had proper borders with before I don't think. Except sorta on the other side of the halfling valley. It seems that other kingdoms slowly expand into empty land over time, so it might be a pretty good long term investment to be able to do that when our population raises.

On the other hand the cash is nice.

B, weakly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6837 on: February 01, 2018, 05:02:44 pm »

B

Judging from the map at the start of the game. lts a bit of land near zonalath.

l want it because it would get us closer to the sea and to those great expanses of absolute nothing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6838 on: February 01, 2018, 05:04:58 pm »

B, one step closer to ultimate goal of incorporating Cydwyl
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6839 on: February 01, 2018, 05:07:05 pm »

B

Hopefully we get map update soon.
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