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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750461 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7860 on: February 26, 2018, 11:01:48 am »
A our spies can tell info about the tetanus king
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7861 on: February 26, 2018, 11:07:05 am »
A
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7862 on: February 26, 2018, 11:13:32 am »
A
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Quote from: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:27:37 am
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7863 on: February 26, 2018, 11:53:12 am »
B
The spies are just reporting. This envoy may have news that will change our entire operation.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7864 on: February 26, 2018, 12:23:41 pm »
B - unexpected news first
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7865 on: February 26, 2018, 12:33:05 pm »
You decide to seek knowledge from your spies first.

They have two important news; first is that the rebels have little interest in negotiation. In fact, they seem to be trying to finally throw away the yoke of Methiantese occupation and resurface as independent Eval and Felonsein. They're however split in both leadership and their approach to the quest of independence.

The second is that King Tetan I has been hastily placing troops on the border with Methiant in past days, and at least three thousand of troops are already amassed in Koi.

A) Clearly I need to recall some loyal Methaint troops after all!
B) Nothing present here that needs extra soldiers, really.
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7866 on: February 26, 2018, 12:53:10 pm »
A, never hurts to have some numbers.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7867 on: February 26, 2018, 12:56:39 pm »
A Orcworld can seriously wait.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7868 on: February 26, 2018, 12:56:49 pm »
How much back I should read?
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Quote from: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:27:37 am
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7869 on: February 26, 2018, 01:01:57 pm »
Quote from: Rockeater on February 26, 2018, 12:56:49 pm
How much back I should read?

All of it.

Or if you're feeling ambitious, the first two games, then this. It's only 1000+ pages total if I'm not mistaken. Easy going for few boring evenings!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7870 on: February 26, 2018, 01:03:58 pm »
Man, I remember when I first read the original thread, that sure was a trip. And now there's three or four times as much game than there was back then!

That said, you can always not read any of it and vote on instinct instead. Not like any of us would be able to tell.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7871 on: February 26, 2018, 01:10:14 pm »
A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7872 on: February 26, 2018, 01:36:51 pm »
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7873 on: February 26, 2018, 01:39:49 pm »
A. The rest of the coalition can finish off the Agaresians without us.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7874 on: February 26, 2018, 01:43:13 pm »
You decide to pull troops, but from where?

A) Coalition forces in Agaresian Kingdom.
B) Expeditionary forces in Orcworld.
C) Both of these, actually!
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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