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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750341 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8565 on: March 19, 2018, 03:25:31 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8566 on: March 19, 2018, 03:25:42 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8567 on: March 19, 2018, 03:26:57 pm »

B The Dwarves are always super expensive. Better to save it for when we need them for something we really can't handle on our own. Also I'm so happy and sad!  :'( Cyl we'll miss kickin' people's teeth in with your mighty conquesting powers but you deserve your peaceful rest!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8568 on: March 19, 2018, 03:29:08 pm »

B how old is the Heir ?
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8569 on: March 19, 2018, 03:29:24 pm »

B The Dwarves are always super expensive. Better to save it for when we need them for something we really can't handle on our own. Also I'm so happy and sad!  :'( Cyl we'll miss kickin' people's teeth in with your might conquesting powers but you deserve your peaceful rest!

Houladin's Martial Bonus is even better for teeth kicking than Cyl's Conquesting powers. And again, we will likely get the chance to do so at the end of the year unless our military gets hit.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8570 on: March 19, 2018, 03:31:41 pm »

how old is the Heir ?

Houlandin is 36. Llewyn is 14, so we should be learning his trait soon.

I might point out that Martial trait is better for commanding armies, but one-eyed is a penalty if Houlandin ever gets into personal combat.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8571 on: March 19, 2018, 03:32:26 pm »

how old is the Heir ?

Houlandin is 36. Llewyn is 14, so we should be learning his trait soon.

Oh yeah, I knew I was forgetting something. Lemme poke the RNG and fix it!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8572 on: March 19, 2018, 03:33:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8573 on: March 19, 2018, 03:33:42 pm »

Hopefully he is another military genius.

C We did make up with the dwarves after all, hopefully this will just help solidify that.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8574 on: March 19, 2018, 03:34:22 pm »

RNG has spoken, Llewyn got his trait. Rejoice!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8575 on: March 19, 2018, 03:35:51 pm »

Another thing I'm happy about is that we got to end Cyl's reign on a high note too.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8576 on: March 19, 2018, 03:36:29 pm »

B

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Guuuuuuuys, not only you managed to get a single monarch live to his fifties, he also reigned for 40 years AND retired peacefully.

but he wasn't great enough for Houlandin to keep his name apparently. Self made man my ass, he was the son of the greatest emperor to ever live!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8577 on: March 19, 2018, 03:38:05 pm »

Edit: Also, low key disappointed we didn't get Houlandin's entire title like we got for Cyl when he took the title of emperor.

Rectified in the ascension post, just for you :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8578 on: March 19, 2018, 03:40:12 pm »

B

Also, so stoked about our titles. I love seeing them organically grow like this.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8579 on: March 19, 2018, 03:41:21 pm »

So many details to review, just noticed this one:

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Wearing the decorated, hand-knitted eyepatch for your coronation

Awww, how touching.
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