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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750381 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8640 on: March 19, 2018, 05:49:41 pm »

B Lametania will get it's turn to join into our wonderful and fun family of titles under Papa Methiant but that's for later.

Also yeah we tried doing the whole Queen thing in the first game but we picked a Horrible time to do it so it ended with the Queen losing the Kingdom and the gaming ending. So yeah I think the nobility are still sore about that since they didn't really want a Queen to rule then either.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8641 on: March 19, 2018, 06:54:39 pm »

A

It's past time for Lametania to join our Empire. It's small, currently they are Damdamian appeasers more than our buffer state, at Cyl's imperial coronation we accepted an alliance and they've completely ignored us ever since even when we sent aid against a Damdamian invasion, and we can probably pick up better intelligence about Rucus as we go.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8642 on: March 19, 2018, 09:27:37 pm »

B, A will come once they are totally surrounded.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8643 on: March 19, 2018, 10:31:11 pm »

C would be nice, but the thundercats wont be okay with that

can we organize two teams?

One will take a month with the bulk of our army, they will probably have plenty of time to prepare for that and defend their territory

but our second team will hide in the mountains wreak havoc and force them to move emergency troops to the other side of the country

and hey, houladin suggested together with leath before making a "shadow war" we should do that now again
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8644 on: March 19, 2018, 10:36:02 pm »

I have a feeling Lametania will ally with Rucus...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8645 on: March 19, 2018, 10:56:37 pm »

I have a feeling Lametania will ally with Rucus...
and then they will be smashed too by Cydwyl's army
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8646 on: March 19, 2018, 11:05:51 pm »

The army that's going to be deployed to the periphery of our empire and bogged down at the end of a circuitous supply line invading another country?  Let's assume that the rulers of Lametania are not foolish; they're going to be just as aware what being surrounded will do to them as we apparently assume, and will consider their actions accordingly.  I agree with Arlos, needless to say. ^_^

A.  My inclination is to invade Lametania and then embark on a broad-front offensive against Rucus, rather than an immediate narrow-front offensive that leaves Lametania untouched and in control of the interior lines all along said army's supply line. 
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8647 on: March 19, 2018, 11:24:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8648 on: March 20, 2018, 12:15:42 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8649 on: March 20, 2018, 12:21:11 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8650 on: March 20, 2018, 12:58:08 am »

You counter with a better plan - to invade Lametania, and through her, Rucus!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8651 on: March 20, 2018, 01:06:29 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8652 on: March 20, 2018, 01:17:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8653 on: March 20, 2018, 01:26:06 am »

We had the longest reigning Emperor, why not now the shortest!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin I of Methiant!
« Reply #8654 on: March 20, 2018, 01:36:09 am »

We had the longest reigning Emperor, why not now the shortest!

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Remember that we do not want to get into close combat if we have the choice.
I guess it happens in the past
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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