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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778275 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9015 on: March 25, 2018, 03:40:16 pm »

Is there no middle ground between full gold feast and a plastic baggie of trail mix?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9016 on: March 25, 2018, 03:43:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9017 on: March 25, 2018, 03:43:36 pm »

A We can afford it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9018 on: March 25, 2018, 03:44:59 pm »

A

I mean he did offer us eleven thousand troops not so long ago.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9019 on: March 25, 2018, 03:45:33 pm »

A luxurious drinks and cooked peasants for all
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9020 on: March 25, 2018, 03:46:12 pm »

Is there no middle ground between full gold feast and a plastic baggie of trail mix?

In their eyes, perhaps not. Remember; They are related to US. Slighting them may be a bad idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9021 on: March 25, 2018, 03:47:03 pm »

Um, we dedicated our money to build a fortress in Orcworld. I'm not sure what the going rate is, but we only had 3 to begin the year plus 1 probable income.

Speaking of which, month of Winter and no report on trade stuff?

A anyway, for what remains of our family.
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« Reply #9022 on: March 25, 2018, 03:51:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9023 on: March 25, 2018, 03:51:31 pm »

A! He's our grandchild, for fuck's sake, give him a proper reception.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9024 on: March 25, 2018, 03:53:28 pm »

A I mean yeah he did have Houlandin II's back and he is our Grandchild. Plus he is indeed a King.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9025 on: March 25, 2018, 03:58:54 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9026 on: March 25, 2018, 04:14:47 pm »

You demand of the Treasurer that he spends ome of royal monies on phat feastin'!

One King Erik, his family, and almost eighty of servants and courtiers arrive, the feast has been vastly expanded, with multiple-course meals and variety of drinks from as far as Gubta and Tirine.

Eirika is first to greet you by the way of a hug and a kiss on your wrinkly cheek. Then you meet with Erik and his wife, who is quite pretty, and some pleasantries are exchanged.

The feast is underway; Alissa and Eirika both indulge in meals, drinks and chatter with local noblewomen, while King Erik, seated near you, seems a bit tense. After a while, he speaks up and you two find a common ground for negotiation.

"The Albionese merchants living on our side of the Northern Mountains are quite interested in jewels and gemstones. I've heard that Methiant is mining quite a variety of gemstones. Would you be interested in a trade agreement with Cydwyl? The Albionese have mostly foodstuffs, but they also have quite profitable salt workshops along the coast, and have access to prized furs and skins of various animals. Have you ever had gloves made of the delicate fur of the rare spotted black owlseal? Truly luxurious."

A) "Apologies, but I fear I will be profiting more from selling gemstones here rather than abroad."
B) "Furs and skins would do well for my nobles, or I could sell them further south where they're rare. It's a deal!"
C) "Salt is sparse in this region, and having access to it would do us much good. It's a deal!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9027 on: March 25, 2018, 04:19:36 pm »

C

We shouldn't depend on complicated trade chains while we have that passage tax. Lets just take the salt and make our people happy. Also, closer ties to the Albionese sounds good. We could add them to our alliance.


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9028 on: March 25, 2018, 04:20:08 pm »

C Salt for the masses.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9029 on: March 25, 2018, 04:20:21 pm »

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