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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 720391 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13485 on: August 03, 2018, 11:56:40 am »

A - As we seem set intent on boning him, it's better he stays close. It'll draw too much attention if we both keep travelling up and down the high street to visit each other.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13486 on: August 03, 2018, 11:59:12 am »

C

Don't mix work and love.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13487 on: August 03, 2018, 12:17:05 pm »

You decide to post Aethlan as one of your aides.

1193 AD, Autumn

There is a cloud of purple smoke rising from above Ankurvat! For the past week, people who were living in far-west Methiant complain of putrid smell, toxic air and disease claiming bodies of their relatives. Several settlements worth of people have already decided to up and evacuate deeper into Methiant proper.

The Spymaster contacts you later this evening to inform him that out of six agents he has sent to Ankurvat in past few days, four has gone missing and two have returned empty handed, unable to penetrate the poisonous air.

You decide to...

A) Wait for dwarves to do their work and fix this. It's their problem after all.
B) Buy services of some brave lvl30+ adventurers to enter the Ankurvat fortress.
C) Order all your subjects to leave the area, and send adventurers.
D) Order all your subjects at the border with Ankurvat to evacuate.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13488 on: August 03, 2018, 12:17:51 pm »

D it’s not our problem maybe it will be in the future.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2018, 12:20:23 pm by Basil ii »
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13489 on: August 03, 2018, 12:19:45 pm »

D
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13490 on: August 03, 2018, 12:20:06 pm »

D Safety first.
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13491 on: August 03, 2018, 12:21:12 pm »

D
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13492 on: August 03, 2018, 12:21:45 pm »

D

We'd better remove the people in danger. Then wait for the dwarves to decide what the fuck is going on.

Also their dumb shit is killing our citizens. They've declared war on us in situations where we've given less offense then that. But I'm going to guess they won't even bother to apologize.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13493 on: August 03, 2018, 12:31:56 pm »

D

Looks like they got the poison artifact working again. Perhaps we should send in our Candelabra of Weather Control in?
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13494 on: August 03, 2018, 12:39:50 pm »

C
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13495 on: August 03, 2018, 12:51:49 pm »

No option to demand compensation?
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13496 on: August 03, 2018, 12:56:01 pm »

No option to demand compensation?
do you really want to piss off the dwarves?.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13497 on: August 03, 2018, 12:57:01 pm »

No option to demand compensation?
do you really want to piss off the dwarves?.

honestly.. for this... Yea. Kinda.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13498 on: August 03, 2018, 01:00:16 pm »

No option to demand compensation?
do you really want to piss off the dwarves?.

honestly.. for this... Yea. Kinda.
remember the last time we pissed off the dwarfs i do.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2018, 01:02:11 pm by Basil ii »
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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13499 on: August 03, 2018, 01:01:44 pm »

Thing is, all those other times was us looting dwarven tombs and all that.

Now, it's dwarves assaulting our civilians. We're in the right for once.
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