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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750295 times)

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14070 on: August 20, 2018, 04:22:33 pm »

C FUUUUUUUUCK PARSIA. Which is what Sim is trying to do explicitly here :P
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14071 on: August 20, 2018, 04:25:04 pm »

C
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Dopl

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14072 on: August 20, 2018, 05:51:09 pm »

C
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14073 on: August 20, 2018, 07:06:32 pm »

Changing to D.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14074 on: August 20, 2018, 11:17:45 pm »

If it is sucessfull can we offer later to buy any blacksmith's family safety? with parts of the city or some loot from our side? we might want someone to owe us and teach how to do that phataracts or whatever

I still don't know what a Phataract is, but it gave them some bonus on the rolls
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14075 on: August 20, 2018, 11:28:18 pm »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14076 on: August 20, 2018, 11:32:31 pm »

so somehow I can’t actually see this update everybody is talking about. anybody else who has this problem?.


[EDIT problem solved]
« Last Edit: August 21, 2018, 04:30:57 am by Basil ii »
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14077 on: August 21, 2018, 02:35:00 am »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14078 on: August 21, 2018, 04:26:01 am »

you mean this one?
yep the problem fixed itself how strange Regardless thanks.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2018, 06:18:09 am by Basil ii »
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14079 on: August 21, 2018, 06:29:40 am »

If it is sucessfull can we offer later to buy any blacksmith's family safety? with parts of the city or some loot from our side? we might want someone to owe us and teach how to do that phataracts or whatever

I still don't know what a Phataract is, but it gave them some bonus on the rolls
the cataphract would have been far more useful for us earlier but now due to the development of personal fire arms they will be in the near future somewhat obsolete and will become more and more obsolete as time goes on due to new developments in personal fire arms remember there is a reason why modern military’s have largely abandoned the horse.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2018, 06:34:19 am by Basil ii »
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14080 on: August 21, 2018, 06:44:15 am »

WAIT A MINUTE! i almost forgot where are our vassals?! They should be legally obligated to go to war with us so where are they?.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2018, 06:50:43 am by Basil ii »
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14081 on: August 21, 2018, 10:42:33 pm »

WAIT A MINUTE! i almost forgot where are our vassals?! They should be legally obligated to go to war with us so where are they?.

Not exactly, in our in-game situations we can ask they to come with us but we don't do that often specially in this moment where it is useless to bring more numbers from the other side of the nation

In other words, They're obligated to come if we ask them. otherwise they can act as they know nothing or just offer their help willingly.
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Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14082 on: August 22, 2018, 12:03:58 am »

WAIT A MINUTE! i almost forgot where are our vassals?! They should be legally obligated to go to war with us so where are they?.

Not exactly, in our in-game situations we can ask they to come with us but we don't do that often specially in this moment where it is useless to bring more numbers from the other side of the nation

In other words, They're obligated to come if we ask them. otherwise they can act as they know nothing or just offer their help willingly.
even if we didn’t have the need at the moment for any more troops we could have asked for supplies and through it eased our logistics to speed up the conquest.

« Last Edit: August 22, 2018, 08:20:00 am by Basil ii »
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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14083 on: August 22, 2018, 05:50:51 am »

WAIT A MINUTE! i almost forgot where are our vassals?! They should be legally obligated to go to war with us so where are they?.

Not exactly, in our in-game situations we can ask they to come with us but we don't do that often specially in this moment where it is useless to bring more numbers from the other side of the nation

In other words, They're obligated to come if we ask them. otherwise they can act as they know nothing or just offer their help willingly.
but we didn’t get the choice I think we could only ask the kingdom of cydwyl for help besides the duchy of eval Calvary could have been used to speed up the conquest.

You might say basil Calvary is useless in a siege due to that they can’t come with war machines but I say
They could just dissemble the war machine take the parts and when they reach a city They can just reassemble it on site like the mongols did.
Uh, Basil, you might want to insert a few commas and other punctuation if you want what you typed to be legible.
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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
By the way, it (my name) is pronounced "ah-zee".

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14084 on: August 22, 2018, 07:07:24 am »

That i will do.



[EDIT any more flaws auze?]
« Last Edit: August 22, 2018, 08:07:52 am by Basil ii »
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