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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745495 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14415 on: August 31, 2018, 12:04:08 am »

B I think that the artisan just wants some funds for a play or something.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14416 on: August 31, 2018, 12:04:55 am »

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14417 on: August 31, 2018, 12:17:02 am »

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14418 on: August 31, 2018, 12:32:09 am »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14419 on: August 31, 2018, 12:54:10 am »

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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14420 on: August 31, 2018, 01:11:41 am »

B, Art may be fun and all- But dwarves aren't all that patent.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14421 on: August 31, 2018, 03:23:04 am »

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It's beginning to bug me that people seem determined to curse our empire with the name of an old failed kingdom that most other kingdoms likely don't care about that much. We can easily become powerful with our name, in fact I'm pretty sure we already currently are far more powerful than the kingdom of Luathbas ever was. Also, on the pantheonism thing, I've decided that I don't trust them. Besides, why worship religion when you can worship the glories of SCIENCE!
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14422 on: August 31, 2018, 07:08:12 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14423 on: August 31, 2018, 08:12:47 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14424 on: August 31, 2018, 09:00:31 am »

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It's beginning to bug me that people seem determined to curse our empire with the name of an old failed kingdom that most other kingdoms likely don't care about that much. We can easily become powerful with our name, in fact I'm pretty sure we already currently are far more powerful than the kingdom of Luathbas ever was. Also, on the pantheonism thing, I've decided that I don't trust them. Besides, why worship religion when you can worship the glories of SCIENCE!

I'm actually kinda ambivalent towards the whole Luathbas/Pantheonism thing, but that agenda aligns well with our goal of peacefully assimilating traditional Pantheonist Cydwyl. I'd consider changing course once we annex the north and hold it for several decades without issue.

That said, I'd rather not wait that long to get some kind of schools going, so I would rather go all in on the Advancement of Religion Act now.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14425 on: August 31, 2018, 09:02:50 am »

That said, I'd rather not wait that long to get some kind of schools going, so I would rather go all in on the Advancement of Religion Act now.
I agree. Smarter people work better.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14426 on: August 31, 2018, 09:47:15 am »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14427 on: August 31, 2018, 05:24:32 pm »

The businessdwarves are let in.

They wear golden robes; indeed, the fabric glitters as they move, made of pure golden thread. On their heads there are circles of silver and with gemstones set at forehead. They bow before you and clap their hands. The one with longest and whitest of beards steps forward to speak.

"Greetings, Emperor Yoe, we here to make business. We see trade and people keeping their coinage at home, or with less than trusted persons, but we the dwarves have the Vaults."

He further elaborates that Vaults are places where dwarves store the money of their clients, in exchange handing them out a stamped writ of guarantee. Then, that person can travel all the way across continent to another dwarven hall, bring the writ to local vault, and take out money, with only a small 'handling fee' substracted from the amount.

"Even humans and elves give money to us, to keep it safe!"

"Why would they trust you?"

"We skilled coin-makers and proud warriors. Money is life - and life is valuable, yes yes?"

A) "This strange Vault organization will have no place in Methiant!"
B) "A neat idea, I will keep it on my edicts' list for future consideration."
C) "Money given out for a paper? Where do I sign up for this??"
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14428 on: August 31, 2018, 05:28:47 pm »

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How insane. Obviously us going off the gold standard might make sense at some point, but we need to do it with Methianese banks, not foreign ones.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14429 on: August 31, 2018, 05:38:09 pm »

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