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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 719652 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl of Cydwyl!
« Reply #14580 on: September 04, 2018, 01:36:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14581 on: September 05, 2018, 09:47:28 am »

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You argue with the councilmembers, and ultimately decide that the two aristocratic systems will be kept apart; and that your immediate heir to the throne of Methiant will be Cidric, your grandson.

With that all settled and the council agreeing to your decisions, you receive the Imperial Crown. You decide that the less you mess with heraldric bookkeeping, the better, therefore you use regnal name of Cyl.

Long live Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl, King of Felonsein, Ceodwell, Ionith and Parsia, Prince of Eval, Duke of Dahnia and Sovereign of Tiftit and Donuth!

1196 AD, Winter

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The fur trade on the south-north line brought only small profits to the Treasury.

1196 AD, Midwinter

An rebel force is under way in Parsian city of Amandarinka!

Apparently, a cleric of Eleven Graces, named Ajur, has inflamed the crowd during a time when Pantheonist priests had a theological discussion with the Graceists at a marketplace, arguing about validity of Eleven Graces and whether they are or are not Pantheon gods and goddesses simply with different names.

The situation in the marketplace quickly got out of hand, and out of the dozen Pantheonist priests only one escaped death. Several Methiantese soldiers on patrol were also killed. An uncertain, but relatively high, number of Methiantese settlers and Parsian citizens have also perished, in subsequent rioting, looting and arsoning.

The governor barricaded himself with the city guard in the city's keep, while those who got out immediately sent the news to the capital.

A) Our Army has a lot of practice training in recent years, doesn't it?
B) Let me send a letter to the peoples of Parsia, asking them to come to their senses.
C) This is simply like a fire, and like all fires, it will burn out on its own.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2018, 10:15:52 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant!
« Reply #14582 on: September 05, 2018, 09:56:42 am »

I would say to move the army, but B natural +2 charisma let's go
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant!
« Reply #14583 on: September 05, 2018, 10:00:04 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant!
« Reply #14584 on: September 05, 2018, 10:12:25 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14585 on: September 05, 2018, 10:19:23 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14586 on: September 05, 2018, 10:43:48 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14587 on: September 05, 2018, 11:11:23 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14588 on: September 05, 2018, 11:22:26 am »

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Letters really do solve a lot of problems, don't they?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14589 on: September 05, 2018, 11:52:59 am »

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CHA go! I wonder if our negotiation artifact gives us even more bonuses here?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14590 on: September 05, 2018, 01:11:45 pm »

CHA go! I wonder if our negotiation artifact gives us even more bonuses here?

No, because letters are indirect ;v



You send a letter to the upset people of Parsia, asking them to come to their senses and stop rioting.

1196 AD, Late Winter

Whilst you prepare to receive a report on situation in Parsia, you're informed that some soldiers from Orcworld Fortress has arrived, with the report on the fortress' cleaning and recovery of Sword of Puncturing, but there's also a dignitary from Helliste, asking for audience about wedding of Princess Ciri of Methiant and Prince Sigurd of Methiant Helliste.

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A) Talk dignitary good.
B) Soldier speech first.
C) Report important yes.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2018, 01:13:37 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14591 on: September 05, 2018, 01:22:20 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14592 on: September 05, 2018, 01:33:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14593 on: September 05, 2018, 01:47:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl II of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14594 on: September 05, 2018, 01:49:00 pm »

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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