INSANITY II - Anything (Still) GoesChapter 1: New NeighborsYou wake up in your house, or at least, what looks to be your house. Hey, look, there's some new neighbors, also waking up!
You should probably go out and meet them, make some coffee, chat about life. Let's just hope things don't get
too crazy, though...
Hey, wait, I remember this! What happened to the old one?Basically, real life came up, and by the time I was done taking care of it, I had completely forgotten this was here.
But never fear, lads! I have slain the beast of Real Life, and we shall sail once again!
(Oh, quick note, I may have also cut up Physics and Logic a little in the battle. Whoops. Hopefully that shouldn't affect too much, though!)
What about that other game, Unsanity?It's a
hostile takover that happened after I accidentally abandoned this. I don't see any problem with it being there, though. Yay, parallel universes!
Ruleslaughing uncontrollablySorry, I didn't realize you actually needed those.
Essentially, you can try anything you want, whenever you want, for whatever reason you want. You'll still be constrained by what's physically possible... mostly.
On the flip side,
I also get to do whatever I want, provided there is some correlation between your action and it - if you say you eat a pancake, I can make the pancake actually be a CIA top-secret camouflaged hoverboard. Basically, you do whatever you want, and I make it turn out however I want. Expect a lot of funny dialogue, references, 4th-wall breaks, and bad puns.
I also encourage you to play while angry, sad, right after you drank six coffees, up at 3 AM realizing how weird hands are, or all of the above. I'll probably be GMing the same way.
RollsAll actions are determined with a d10, through
random.org. (If you don't like your roll, blame Mother Nature.)
Modifiers will be added based on your current state (i.e, if you're trying to charm a toaster collector, wearing your sarcastic toaster graphic tee will give you a +1 modifier.)
You can also over-do it, causing things to backfire. For example, getting a 10 with a +3 strength modifier while trying to pet a fluffy kitten will end up exactly how you think, unless your version doesn't involve getting the mop.
1: You freaking idiot, you're worthless. Whatever you were trying to do fails spectacularly. How do you mess up this badly?
2: Ooh, nice, you showed the BAREST amount of skill. Which still didn't work, but you probably meant to do that, for some reason.
3: Well, whoop-de-freakin-doo, you managed to do something half-right for once in your life. Now watch the debuffs crush it.
4: After all that you don't get a 5? Whatever, I guess it's better than nothing.
5: Pretty average. munches on apple averagely
6: Ooh, nice, it's actually slightly better. Which probably works out, right...?
7: Aw yeah, now we're talkin'!
8: This is a professional™ roll. You could charge $50/hr for this roll. The Food Network is asking you to cook with this roll.
9: This is the masterwork of rolls. Professional? Please. Pros wish they could get a roll this good.
10: This is basically a seven on steroids. Whatever you need smashed implodes with the force of a tank. Let's just hope you didn't need it in one piece.
Buffs and debuffs last for a set number of actions or turns.
Turns are based on how many updates I write - if I write two updates for everyone (or nearly everyone), that's two turns. However, if I write one update for half the players, the other half post, and I write one update for the other half, that's one turn.
Actions are based on how many events of yours require rolls involving that buff. Searching for something and punching an enemy in one turn is two actions. However, if you just talk to someone (and you're not trying to charm them), that's zero actions.
The exception is buffs/debuffs induced by your physical state - if you're wearing a bracelet of +1 Cold Resistance, you keep it as long as you wear the bracelet.
They do not have any specific stat types, they are all context dependent - wearing a -2 Glove of Dirtiness will affect rolls requiring you to be clean, or not to get something dirty.
Sign-Up SheetYou can sign up at any time you want. The "open" in the title is just there to make sure people don't think it's closed.
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Appearance:
Appearance of your house:
Inventory: (limit 5 basic items, you'll get more later on as you explore your house/the real world)
Personality:
Do not write in this space: _____
List three of your favorite things:
Fill in the blanks - _____: Now with 20% more _____!
Place whatever you want here:
Player RosterThis represents how the players are now. If you want to see sign-up sheets for some reason, just click on the link above the quote.
Name: Charles
Gender: M
Age: 20
Appearance: Quite average, slightly tall, brown hair.
Appearance of your house: One of those modern, smaller houses. Very black and white colours.
Inventory: A bottle of water, swiss army knife, spare jacket and a random book
Personality: Quite peaceful, but when he gets angry... you don't want to be near him.
Do not write in this space: _____
List three of your favorite things: Soccer, paper, pasta
Fill in the blanks - hi: Now with 20% more hii!
Place whatever you want here: how weird are hands, man
Name:Subject XX121
Gender:N/A
Age:1
Appearance:A xenomorph.
Appearance of your house:A nest hidden under the dump.
Inventory:3 eggs (one being a royal facehugger), Cardboard Window
Personality:HIVE.
Do not write in this space:I surpass all limits.
List three of your favorite things:Hive, hosts, Queen.
Fill in the blanks - Xenomorphs: Now with 20% more stabbing!
Place whatever you want here:SssSsss...
Name: Frank
Gender: Male
Age: 83
Appearance: An old, cranky man.
Appearance of your house: A typical suburban house with a pink flamingo on the lawn. Oh, and a basement for sacrifices to the ancient ones.
Inventory: Mist-Maker 4000
Personality: Weird and deranged, yet still lovable.
Do not write in this space: Frank can't understand why you whippersnappers have such silly rules.
List three of your favorite things: Dinosaurs, Eldritch Horrors, Pink Flamingos
Fill in the blanks - Insanity: Now with 20% more Eldritch Abominations!
Place whatever you want here: A dinosaur?
Current Buffs:None
Name: Tsem (Talking Sword of Eldritch Magic)
Gender: Metallic
Age: 3 strange aeons.
Appearance: A grey shortsword made from some unknown metal. A catlike eye is embedded in the pommel.
Appearance of your house: Tsem's house is a sheath. It has bloodstains in a few aesthetically pleasing places.
Inventory:
-A black opal of pocket dimension (embedded in pommel). How else is a sword supposed to have an inventory?
-Three eldritch horrors. Release at your own risk.
-An eldritch spellbook. Even terrors of the abyss have a buddy system.
Personality:
Do not write in this space: Y͡͏̵Ó͝͠U͏͟R̴͜ ̸̕M̧̀҉̨Ơ̴̷̕Ŗ̵̧́͠T͢͠À̡͢͠Ĺ̵̡̨̢ ̀͘͏̧Ļ̴̀A͏́͟W̧̛S̵̛͏ ̷́͠͠D͘͝O̧̡͘ ̸͡N̷͝͏̴̧O̧͡͞T͟͟ ͡͠C̶̀O͏̀͠҉N҉̸̨̧͜S̀́͜T̶͡R҉͏͏Á̶̸̕Į͟͢N͜͝ ̢̡͟͟͠M̸̸̢͢͞Ȩ̸͜͠
List three of your favorite things: Eldritch horrors, magic, gibbering mortals.
Fill in the blanks - Lovecraft: Now with 20% more human blood!
Place whatever you want here: T̸hi̢s͏ ưni̴v̷e̵rse i̴s ͝for͏f͞ei͠t. ͡B̸o̵w b̛efor̕e t́he҉ coùn̷c҉i̵l ͜of͏ t̨h̴e vo͜id.̢
Name: Zefer
Gender: male
Age: 19
Appearance: An edgy looking teenaged kid with white (poorly dyed) hair
Appearance of your house: A shack behind some bushes
Inventory: Pepper Spray, Phone, Backpack, Small plastic bottle, glass bottle, Butterfly Knife
Personality: The edgelord of edgelords,
Do not write in this space: _____ This is not in the space.
List three of your favorite things: Memes, Creams, and !!Science!!
Fill in the blanks - Swords: Now with 20% more misplaced limbs!
Place whatever you want here: This was done in a half awake stupor.
Name: Victor Superbia
Gender: M
Age: 1417
Appearance: Charred from head-to-toe with 4th degree burns. Should probably be dead, but isn't.
Appearance of your house: Decrepit and caving in, all but the most basic of foundation and two walls remaining.
Inventory: Yellow-gold flowing cloaked robe(Equipped, obviously), long-sword, barbed steel chain, kryss dagger, .45 revolver (incendiary rounds)
Personality: Cruel, ego-dominated maniac.
Do not write in this space: Fuck the rules, I have weapons.
List three of your favorite things: Murder, key lime pie, reptiles.
Fill in the blanks - Mallos: Now with 20% more Edge!
Place whatever you want here: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, WORM
Name: Right now, it's just Muda, Sage of Change.
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Appearance: slightly worn teal robes, hair is monocolored( though the specific
Appearance of your house: Medieval wizardry tower, though there are modern appliances in it.
Inventory: Ritual chalk, birch wand, oak magic staff, money, ever-inked quill.
Personality: prone to mood swings. willing to expand his magical expertise, and occasionally tries to 'curse' those who interfere with him.
Do not write in this spatoo latece: _____
List three of your favorite things:Magic, transformation, test subjects.
Fill in the blanks - Polymorphing: Now with 20% more permanence!
Place whatever you want here: whatever you want
Name: Roger
Gender: M
Age: 22
Appearance: Slender, athletic, with short hair. Very tall.
Appearance of your house: Small, at least in terms of horizontally. Windows on every inch of exterior wall, but with two stories and a basement, with some interior rooms without windows like bathrooms and a bedroom. Lots of exercise equipment and even an obstacle course can be seen through the western windows.
Inventory:
- Black Sweatpants with built in belt and 4 pockets
- Red T-shirt with some TV character depicted on it
- Black Zip-up hoodie that can cover the face with mesh eyeholes.
- Smartphone
- Black Socks made out of breathable fabric, with grippy rubber studs
Personality: Go-getter, parkour enthusiast, sickeningly optemistic
Do not write in this space: _________
List three of your favorite things: Airtime, Television, 70's/80's Rock
Fill in the blanks - Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: Now with 20% more Uranium!
Place whatever you want here: http://etceterakid.com/request/
+1 Chocolate Milk Buff - 3 actions
Name: Marlena Ramone
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Appearance: Marlena is a fairly sturdy-looking woman of African descent, whose black hair is done up in a simple ponytail. She is currently wearing brown flats along with a fairly drab dark green knee-length dress with a belt.
Appearance of your house: Quite colorful, with numerous posters of cats, paintings, and inspirational quotes by Maya Angelou.
Inventory: A jacket, hairtie, wallet, phone, and a camera.
Personality: A photography student at the local college, Marlena is known for being somewhat nosy, although she tends to have fairly good intentions.
Do not write in this space: _____
List three of your favorite things: Photography, third-wave feminism, celebrity gossip
Fill in the blanks - Cameras: Now with 20% more filters!
Place whatever you want here: https://twitter.com/DrMayaAngelou
I don't care what you say,for me this still needs more players
Name: Bob
Gender: Apache Attack Helicopter
Age: 19
Appearance: A generic human...just kidding he has a M230 Chain Gun strapped to his back and he is around 2.20m
Appearance of your house: it looks like it would be a self-made hideout in the middle of the woods,but it's inside a house
Inventory:
30mm Rounds
M230 Chain Gun
Karambit Dragon Lore
1 fuck
A paper with a dick drawn on it
Personality: A nice kind of a guy,if you fuck with him get a 30mm cannon into your face
Do not write in this space:
List three of your favorite things: Apache attack helicopter, GTA 5, A experimental plasma rifle modified to shoot a beam of gut-liquifying plasma
Fill in the blanks - M230 Chain Gun: Now with 20% more M799 High Explosive Incendiary Rounds!
Place whatever you want here: Womble is a faggot
Name: Microsoft SamBot 2125
Gender: Robot
Age: N/A
Appearance: Old bald guy with tons of wrinkles on his face. Wears a formal suit.
Appearance of your house: A time machine developed by Microsoft.
Inventory: 10mm WSS (Weapon Sub-System), retractable electric wrist blades, Microsoft Policeman (a program which is used to scan the area up to 50 kilometers for unlicensed Windows OS), and titanium-chromium alloys (that's what Microsoft SamBot 2125 is built from).
Personality: A slightly misanthropic android with Microsoft Sam voice. Will always obey Microsoft, no matter what, even if they'll say to burn the kindergarten with children in it to ash. Programmed to hate computer piracy, and especially when it touches Microsoft products.
Do not write in this space: Soisoisoisoisoisoisoi
List three of your favorite things: Microsoft, Windows OS, justice.
Fill in the blanks - Microsoft SamBot 2125: Now with 20% more justice!
Place whatever you want here: Soisoisoisoisoisoisoi
Name: Mathel Ironfist
Gender: M
Age: 50
Appearance: A brown haired dwarf
Appearance of your house: A stone house looking like a cave
Inventory: Pants, shirt, knife, string, crowbar(limit 5 basic items, you'll get more later on as you explore your house/the real world)
Personality: Always ready for a brawl. Takes things literally
Do not write in this space: In a different space
List three of your favorite things: Iron, shields, pickaxes
Fill in the blanks - Insanity: Now with 20% more Dwarves!
Place whatever you want here: My foot
Xenomorph Queen
Recently hatched out of the finest redshirt, potentially one of the most destructive forces out there.
Inventory: Nothing.
Na'vi
Hey, listen!
Inventory: Nothing.
Nothing yet. Something should happen soon though!
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