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Author Topic: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors  (Read 23609 times)

Mallos

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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #165 on: July 05, 2017, 12:26:31 pm »

"Fuck it. Time to start over."

Lynch these little shits, and regardless of whether I get every one of them dead, leave to look for more hooligans to intimidate into serving me.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #166 on: July 05, 2017, 12:34:08 pm »

((Wow, that's one way to fail the rolls! It's really funny, actually...))

"What the fuck I'm doing, soisoisoi," said Microsoft SamBot 2125 after realizing that something is completely wrong. "System, diagnose my OS for viruses. Also, display the most recent scan log of Microsoft Policeman.

Do the actions above. If there's viruses on my OS, use Microsoft Virus Destroyer, version 25.09 to remove them from the OS. In any case, look for any errors/bugs in the log.
If everything is okay (viruses are either not present or quarantined/deleted permanently, no errors/bugs in Microsoft Policeman), do the scan again. Let's hope it'll actually scan for unlicensed Windows OS, not some physical objects of mostly glass.
If the scan is successful, knock on the door and tell him that I'm a representative of law enforcement of the United Earth.


((Also, I wish this RTD would update more frequently. If it's possible, of course...))
« Last Edit: July 05, 2017, 01:56:15 pm by CrocAndBearLover »
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #167 on: July 05, 2017, 03:17:27 pm »

Shoots in the air from M230 and yells
 "OI,WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS PLACE!!!"
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #168 on: July 05, 2017, 03:36:14 pm »

Manworm:

"Come on Jeff, let's fuck some shit up."

Persuade Jeff to remake Realitee into whatever he wants.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #169 on: July 05, 2017, 05:17:13 pm »

make the toddler that was punted toward me larger. Not more mature or older, larger. 10 to 20 ft. ought to be good. Then flee to where different PCs are.
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Re: Insanity II - C1E18 - Windows of Realitee™
« Reply #170 on: July 05, 2017, 06:25:02 pm »

Distribute FOWL and LARGE FISHES as appropriate to injured civilians.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #171 on: July 05, 2017, 06:44:30 pm »

XX121

Go fight a Predator.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #172 on: July 05, 2017, 07:50:43 pm »

Sign up for an intercity parkour competition
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #173 on: July 07, 2017, 08:58:08 am »

Zefer
Whip or should I say Chainthe ice cream shop guy into fighting shape, have him become one of my generals like Morpheus and Posideon. Start making requisitions for fire arms and have some of the branch leaders submit uniform ideas.
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"Why should we believe you?"
The waitress picks up the plate of waffles, and hands it to the man.
"The flag is in the waffles."
"Oh. That works then." Zefer becoming Leader of IHOP

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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #174 on: July 14, 2017, 12:35:27 am »

Name: Mathel Ironfist
Gender: M
Age: 50
Appearance: A brown haired dwarf
Appearance of your house: A stone house looking like a cave
Inventory: Pants, shirt, knife, string, crowbar(limit 5 basic items, you'll get more later on as you explore your house/the real world)
Personality: Always ready for a brawl. Takes things literally
Do not write in this space: In a different space
List three of your favorite things: Iron, shields, pickaxes
Fill in the blanks - Insanity: Now with 20% more Dwarves!
Place whatever you want here: My foot
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Insanity II - C1E19 - Back In Action!
« Reply #175 on: July 24, 2017, 11:18:56 pm »

Frank points his shotgun at Oceansoul and fills him with lead.
Battle!

Frank: Shoot Shotgun at Muda: 1d10 = 7

The shotgun seems to fire pretty well...

Muda: Defend: 1d10 =9

...or at least, it would, were it not for the kindergartener meat shield he recently acquired.
"Fuck it. Time to start over."

Lynch these little shits, and regardless of whether I get every one of them dead, leave to look for more hooligans to intimidate into serving me.
Lynch Kindergarteners: 1d10 = 3

Looks like they've got some defenses of their own.

Kindergarteners: Have Reasonable Defenses: 1d10 = 8

They somehow acquired police shields. And not some cheap props, actual police shields. You're not even sure if there are any police around, but that doesn't really matter at this point.
((Wow, that's one way to fail the rolls! It's really funny, actually...))

"What the fuck I'm doing, soisoisoi," said Microsoft SamBot 2125 after realizing that something is completely wrong. "System, diagnose my OS for viruses. Also, display the most recent scan log of Microsoft Policeman.

Do the actions above. If there's viruses on my OS, use Microsoft Virus Destroyer, version 25.09 to remove them from the OS. In any case, look for any errors/bugs in the log.
If everything is okay (viruses are either not present or quarantined/deleted permanently, no errors/bugs in Microsoft Policeman), do the scan again. Let's hope it'll actually scan for unlicensed Windows OS, not some physical objects of mostly glass.
If the scan is successful, knock on the door and tell him that I'm a representative of law enforcement of the United Earth.


((Also, I wish this RTD would update more frequently. If it's possible, of course...))
(No worries on the updates - I've had to sort out a few things but they should at least be a little more consistent now.)

OS: Don't Have Viruses: 1d10 = 2

Wow, your system is filled with these things. To the brim.

I'm not even sure how you're properly functioning after all of those.

Microsoft Virus Destroyer: Destroy Viruses: 1d10 = 8

Luckily, MVD cleaned it up nicely.

Log: Don't Have Errors: 1d10 = 2

Code: [Select]
2017-07-24-1648: BEGIN LOGGING
2017-07-24-1648: FATAL ERROR IN log.c:
2017-07-24-1649: The error could not be displayed, due to another error:
2017-07-24-1649: FATAL ERROR IN errors.c:
2017-07-24-1649: The error could not be displayed, due to another error:
2017-07-24-1649: FATAL ERROR IN errors.c:
2017-07-24-1649: The error could not be displayed, due to another error:
2017-07-24-1649: FATAL ERROR IN errors.c:
...

...well, that's helpful.

Shoots in the air from M230 and yells
 "OI,WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS PLACE!!!"
Shoot M230: 1d10 = 8

Oh wow! A successful hit!

Aim M230: 1d10 = 7

You manage to penetrate a couple of the kindergarteners' shields, causing them to collapse on the ground.
Manworm:

"Come on Jeff, let's fuck some shit up."

Persuade Jeff to remake Realitee into whatever he wants.
Persuade: 1d10 = 1

Jeff sits there, and ponders the possibilities for a moment.

...or rather several hundred, as Jeff appears to have frozen. Uh-oh.
make the toddler that was punted toward me larger. Not more mature or older, larger. 10 to 20 ft. ought to be good. Then flee to where different PCs are.
Enlarge Toddler: 1d10 = 6

The toddler becomes a massive, hulking behemoth, standing 13 feet tall.

Flee: 1d10 = 1

You instead trip, and are crushed under the toddler's massive foot.

Don't Be Dead: 1d10 = 7

You are luckily, however, not dead! So there's that.
Distribute FOWL and LARGE FISHES as appropriate to injured civilians.
Distribute: 1d10 = 8

You give Muda some food, seeing as how he was just crushed.

Muda: Be Healed: 1d10 = 1

...unfortunately, it looks like it had the opposite effect, and he is now somehow even more injured than before.
XX121

Go fight a Predator.
Find Predator: 1d10 = 2

...you find the movie Predator, if that counts.
Sign up for an intercity parkour competition
Sign Up For Parkour: 1d10 = 5

You find a rather nice parkour competition, right next to where those kindergarteners are.

Luckily, they seem to only see the kindergarteners as an extra challenge.

"Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and robots, to the 5th Annual Intercity Parkour Competition!"

Oh wow, it really was what it said on the tin.

"To win, all contestants must make it through the Kindergartener Alleyway, out to the Plane of Nonexistence, through the Fire and Flames Valley, and finally, meet back here!"

"You will have 5 minutes to prepare."
Zefer
Whip or should I say Chainthe ice cream shop guy into fighting shape, have him become one of my generals like Morpheus and Posideon. Start making requisitions for fire arms and have some of the branch leaders submit uniform ideas.
Whip Chain Ice Cream Dude: 1d10 = 3

...he's just sitting there, crying. Not a very good soldier if you ask me.

Get Fire Arms: 1d10 = 7

Your arms suddenly burst into a non-painful flame, which can be controlled! Awesome.

Get Uniform Ideas: 1d10 = 2

Dave the Intern runs his ideas up to you.

"Sir, sir! I made some uniform ideas with MS Paint! Can I have a promotion from unpaid intern now?"

...ehhhhh
Name: Mathel Ironfist
Gender: M
Age: 50
Appearance: A brown haired dwarf
Appearance of your house: A stone house looking like a cave
Inventory: Pants, shirt, knife, string, crowbar(limit 5 basic items, you'll get more later on as you explore your house/the real world)
Personality: Always ready for a brawl. Takes things literally
Do not write in this space: In a different space
List three of your favorite things: Iron, shields, pickaxes
Fill in the blanks - Insanity: Now with 20% more Dwarves!
Place whatever you want here: My foot
Accepted!

You wake up in your cavehouse, ready to go beat some stuff up!

Looks like there's a kindergartener fight, too! Awesome!

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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #176 on: July 24, 2017, 11:36:58 pm »

Find some Gatorade or something energizing. Stuff a bottle into a pocket, and grab another to drink right away.

Practice live-obstacle hopping with some of the other contestants for preparation on the kindergartners.
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #177 on: July 24, 2017, 11:45:21 pm »

"Dammnit Jeff."

Reboot my son.
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Mathel

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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #178 on: July 25, 2017, 01:13:06 am »

Retrieve pickaxe and shield from shelf.
Then charge a the guy with the shotgun and hit with the shield.


Stop shooting the kids!
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Re: (Open) Insanity II - Anything (Still) Goes - Chapter 1: New Neighbors
« Reply #179 on: July 25, 2017, 01:22:49 am »

Defeat Predator.
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