Charles mutters something along the lines of "Screw it", disposes of the webshooters and mutates to make organic web shooters.
Make Shooters: 1d10 = 3
Yeah, it's mostly just organic whipped cream duct-taped to a NERF gun.
"Hey, listen!"Charles turns his head and sees a glowing blue ball, with some wings attached.
"You look like you could use some help!"XX121
Build up the hive. Make it a nice place for Xenomorphs to live.
Build: 1d10 = 7
You create a fully-functioning Xenomorph hive. ...I think. I mean, it looks pretty OK.
...all right, I flunked Alien Biology, OK?
Manworm:
Engulf the dead worm whole with my face, OM NOM NOM.
Engulf: 1d10 = 5
You engulf the squirrel. Which I'm pretty sure is what you mean.
...I mean, I don't see any other worms around here. Unless you want to try engulfing yourself, which I think would break physics but is worth a shot anyways.
Zefer
*Look for something in the shack, of the edged weapon variety.*
Search: 1d10 = 10
You find a large blank room.
And by blank, I don't mean empty. I mean
pure white.In the center a man stands. He waves his hand, and huge shelves full of various blades come flying forth.
"Please, take one." he says, gesturing for you to come inside.
H͜u҉̧ma͟n.͘ ̶̀͝T͏͟h̶͜is̸̛͠ ͜w͠i̧͜l̀l͢ ́n̷̨o͘t̶ d͞ơ.͠
Look through the spellbook and make this "Frank" guy an honorary eldritch abomination. Which is to say, give him the expanded-mind functions needed to make friends with my kin and abuse seven-dimensional geometry.
Frank decides against letting this magical fellow do anything to him.
Which is to say, he unloads a few shells into the individual, particularly around the cranium.
BATTLE!musicTsem used
Make Eldritch!
Make Eldtritch: 1d10 = 8
Frank used
Mist-Maker 4000!
Shoot: 1d10 = 8 + 1 (Coffee Hype Bonus) = 9
Tsem begins the spell, but before he/she/it/they (what pronouns do you use on a hyper-intelligent Eldritch sword?) can finish, Frank shoots a few shells into him/her/it/them.
Luckily, not much happens other than being somewhat dazed, although it is enough to send Tsem flying across the neighborhood.
Land: 1d10 = 2
Ooh, this one's gonna leave a mark.
Tsem crashes through a window, and hits Charles squarely in the head.
Oof.
Oh, hey. Look at that, it's this. A thing.
Yay.
Name: Victor Superbia
Gender: M
Age: 1417
Appearance: Charred from head-to-toe with 4th degree burns. Should probably be dead, but isn't.
Appearance of your house: Decrepit and caving in, all but the most basic of foundation and two walls remaining.
Inventory: Yellow-gold flowing cloaked robe(Equipped, obviously), long-sword, barbed steel chain, kryss dagger, .45 revolver (incendiary rounds)
Personality: Cruel, ego-dominated maniac.
Do not write in this space: Fuck the rules, I have weapons.
List three of your favorite things: Murder, key lime pie, reptiles.
Fill in the blanks - Mallos: Now with 20% more Edge!
Place whatever you want here: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, WORM
Assuming I'm accepted, Make sure my revolver is loaded, get my various weapons sheathed. Get out of my destroyed house. Try to remain stealthy for now.
Accepted.
Four rolls - load revolver, grab weapons, leave house, and remain stealthy.
Load Revolver: 1d10 = 2
It's no good, you can only find one bullet!
Ah well, it'll do for now. Just aim near explosive barrels, right? That's how these things work, isn't it?
Grab Weapons: 1d10 = 5
You grab the rest of your weapons.
Leave House: 1d10 = 1
You have a sudden crippling inability to find the exit to anything.
Remain Stealthy: 1d10 = 8
You at least manage to stealth your way into some bushes outside.
...look pal, I'm not really sure how either.
Sign me up.
Name: Right now, it's just Muda, Sage of Change.
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Appearance: slightly worn teal robes, hair is monocolored( though the specific
Appearance of your house: Medieval wizardry tower, though there are modern appliances in it.
Inventory: Ritual chalk, birch wand, oak magic staff, money, ever-inked quill.
Personality: prone to mood swings. willing to expand his magical expertise, and occasionally tries to 'curse' those who interfere with him.
Do not write in this spatoo latece: _____
List three of your favorite things:Magic, transformation, test subjects.
Fill in the blanks - Polymorphing: Now with 20% more permanence!
Place whatever you want here: whatever you want
Look for my Polymorphing spellbook and Transmutation spellbook. (former turns to animals, later turns to materials)
Search: 1d10 = 8
You find your spellbooks and... wait. When did this get here?
A single piece of paper sits below them, with some writing on the other side.
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