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Author Topic: Grunts!: Second Wave  (Read 43757 times)

NRDL

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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2017, 05:44:40 pm »

Try to get out, get to air.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound, minor wound
Inventory: Helmet, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
« Last Edit: June 30, 2017, 07:13:16 pm by NRDL »
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #46 on: June 30, 2017, 05:45:25 pm »

Grab backpack and carbine, hurl myself through the hatch into darkness!

Platoon: 2
Designation: OcE007
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound, Suffocating (0/3)
Inventory: helmet, las carbine, backpack, cherry flavored sawdust resin perfectly disguised as standard-issue imitation artificial chewing resin substitute
Deaths: 0
Kills: 0/0/0

Try to get out, get to air.

Platoon 2:
Designation: NL001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound, Minor Wound, Suffocating (0/3)
Inventory: Helmet, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

Jump out and sprint forward, while resisting the urge to let out a war cry since I don't really have a lot of air at my disposal.

Platoon: 2
Designation: Fel001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wound, Suffocating (0/3)
Inventory: Helmet
« Last Edit: June 30, 2017, 06:15:40 pm by Egan_BW »
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2017, 05:45:49 pm »

Dart 1?: All gear secured and ready for second wave drop, Sergeant!
(Stow weapon on rack, backpack in compartment, sit, buckle restraints. Again.)

Spoiler: MC002 Vitals (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 01, 2017, 02:29:38 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #48 on: June 30, 2017, 06:03:05 pm »

Jump out and sprint forward, while resisting the urge to let out a war cry since I don't really have a lot of air at my disposal.
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2017, 06:03:51 pm »

Respawn. Unknowing of those below, sev002 boards the next platoon-designated pod, presumably Dart 6 (Or Dart 3 again, the Powerful-Generic-Space-Empire™ does it by waves like that) , and secures his equipment properly.

Platoon: 3
Designation: sev002
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute

((OOC: Surprise surprise, the first three ones sucked. I mean, nobody likes the prequels. *badum-tss*))
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2017, 06:35:18 pm »

Into dart 4, or the next available dart, whichever is more applicable. Fasten my belongings, fasten belongings of others in dart that haven't fastened their belongings, then buckle up! Wish for safe passage of the Darts, for the Officers' sake.

Platoon: 1
Designation: OS002      Deaths: 1
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Minor 0/0
Standard 0/0
Major 0/0 (First is current grunt, second is all OS grunts)
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2017, 06:58:49 pm »

Into The next dart, secure gear, buckle up, continue singing, ignore the fact that I died in the least-heroic way possible.


Platoon: 1
Name: Pork002 Deaths: 1
Status: Frosty Healthy (Can I use Frosty as a substitute for Healthy?)
Inventory: Laser Carbine, Backpack, Helmet, Ham Sandwhich in lunchbox. "Gum"
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2017, 07:23:12 pm »

((What is the "gum" (sorry, "Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute") for? It isn't listed in the equipment list.))
« Last Edit: June 30, 2017, 07:24:52 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #53 on: June 30, 2017, 07:35:21 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dart 3. Buckle up, secure stuff enjoy last sandwich. Wonder about your feeling of Deja Vu.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2017, 09:16:47 pm by ziizo »
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #54 on: June 30, 2017, 09:00:22 pm »

((What is the "gum" (sorry, "Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute") for? It isn't listed in the equipment list.))
(("What do you want to do with it, maggot? Turn it into an eyepatch? Use it to wax off your inexistent peach fuzz? Chew it? As long as it's productive for your Officers, and you have a chance in Heltoid-8 of doing it, you can do it! Not now, though, cause I Order you to DROP AND GIVE ME 20, MAGGOT!))
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Finally have a game completely ready. Wait a week before posting it out of laziness.

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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #55 on: June 30, 2017, 09:05:53 pm »

Run into the Dart 3, and then scream as loud as I can while securing all my shit! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Platoon: 3
Designation: BLD002
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy [utterly terrified.]
Inventory: helmet, laser carbine, backpack, 1 Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute, and a note denoting proper methods of dying in a pretty manner.
« Last Edit: July 02, 2017, 09:40:15 pm by Blood_Librarian »
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #56 on: June 30, 2017, 11:59:47 pm »

await and load on to the next available dart for my platoon.
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2017, 12:00:09 am »

Into next Dart! Secure my arms and grin maniacally, hoping to kill some shit soon!

Platoon: 1
Designation: Rak002 (Death: 1) (Minor Heretic)
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy, -
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: 0/0/0 (A Pity)
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2017, 02:00:41 am »

Try to get out,and get to air
Platoon: 2
Designation: Pzf001
Class: Grunt
Status: Serious Wounds, Suffocation (0/3)
inventory: helmet,
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Re: Grunts!: Second Wave
« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2017, 07:10:00 am »

Join platoon 1; buckle in and secure my stuff. Looks like I dodged a bullet there.

Spoiler: Hat001 (click to show/hide)
((Here's the rest of Platoon 1 so far.))

Dart 1?: All gear secured and ready for second wave drop, Sergeant!
(Stow weapon on rack, backpack in compartment, sit, buckle restraints. Again.)

Spoiler: Grunt Vitals (click to show/hide)
Into dart 4, or the next available dart, whichever is more applicable. Fasten my belongings, fasten belongings of others in dart that haven't fastened their belongings, then buckle up! Wish for safe passage of the Darts, for the Officers' sake.

Platoon: 1
Designation: OS002      Deaths: 1
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, and Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: Minor 0/0
Standard 0/0
Major 0/0 (First is current grunt, second is all OS grunts)
Into The next dart, secure gear, buckle up, continue singing, ignore the fact that I died in the least-heroic way possible.


Platoon: 1
Name: Pork002 Deaths: 1
Status: Frosty Healthy (Can I use Frosty as a substitute for Healthy?)
Inventory: Laser Carbine, Backpack, Helmet, Ham Sandwhich in lunchbox. "Gum"
Into next Dart! Secure my arms and grin maniacally, hoping to kill some shit soon!

Platoon: 1
Designation: Rak002 (Death: 1) (Minor Heretic)
Class: Grunt
Status: Healthy, -
Inventory: Helmet, Laser Carbine, Backpack, Imitation Artificial Chewing Resin Substitute
Kills: 0/0/0 (A Pity)

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