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Dark One

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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #45 on: July 06, 2017, 01:01:10 am »


State's forests are willing to fund your research if you make varieties with chainsaws, MaxTM swords and greatly expanded back cargo space. They'll replace forest harvesters and forwarders.

The DoD thanks you for your offer to contribute to project Toadhammer, we look forward to working with our fellow departments.  While the integration of chainsaws may not be possible under new regulation, we are confident that your request can be honored.

Respectfully yours, SoD NullForceOmega.

Still going to fund it.

* Egan_BW breaks Max's kneecaps.

Close enough.

Be gone with that blunt heresy!

*Dark One slashes Egan_BW with a greatsword*

MaximumZero

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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #46 on: July 06, 2017, 01:56:13 am »

Alright, enough of that, children. Now it's time for me to rule B12 with my IRON FISTS.

* MaximumZero punches all dissenters into the sun.
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Max™

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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #47 on: July 06, 2017, 02:54:48 am »

I admit no dissent, as I am Swordsident, the Swordsander in Chief of the Sword Forces, and Sworder of the Free World.
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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #48 on: July 06, 2017, 03:24:48 am »

If my experience playing Minecraft with fellow Bay12ers taught me anything. It is that nothing would be done, because we would all be hermits.
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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #49 on: July 06, 2017, 03:31:47 am »

Alright, enough of that, children. Now it's time for me to rule B12 with my IRON FISTS.

* MaximumZero punches all dissenters into the sun.
So, MZ space program.
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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #50 on: July 06, 2017, 06:46:36 am »

I admit no dissent, as I am Swordsident, the Swordsander in Chief of the Sword Forces, and Sworder of the Free World.

*Free Sworld
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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #51 on: July 06, 2017, 04:12:11 pm »

Alright, enough of that, children. Now it's time for me to rule B12 with my IRON FISTS.

* MaximumZero punches all dissenters into the sun.
Iron fists? A blunt weapon user! :O
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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #52 on: July 06, 2017, 05:41:17 pm »

I admit no dissent, as I am Swordsident, the Swordsander in Chief of the Sword Forces, and Sworder of the Free World.

*Free Sworld
I knew I should have gone with that!
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Ultimuh

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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #53 on: July 06, 2017, 07:15:17 pm »

Alright, enough of that, children. Now it's time for me to rule B12 with my IRON FISTS.

* MaximumZero punches all dissenters into the sun.
Iron fists? A blunt weapon user! :O
I would prefer steel teeth, but to each their own.
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Egan_BW

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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #54 on: July 07, 2017, 12:43:20 am »

Bladed weapons are a sin! Rebel against the Edgelords!
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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #55 on: July 07, 2017, 01:10:54 am »

*sends all opposition into a very important mission to the center of the sun

now i rule! Microsoft and Apple products are now banned. Linux + Android for everyone!

scriver

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Re: What would happen if bay12 ran a government
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2017, 01:18:17 am »

I support MaximumZero's ambitions to merge the penitentiary system with NASA.
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