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Author Topic: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD  (Read 74100 times)

NRDL

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MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« on: July 03, 2017, 08:37:08 pm »

Six players. Anything goes, you guys have theoretically infinite magical powers, which will in all likelihood take you from godhood to a fate worse than death and everything in between. Dice will be 1d6.

You all wake up in a village. It's a nice day out. Go fucking nuts.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2017, 08:51:17 pm »

STAGGER BACK INTO YON TAVERN AND DEMAND SOME HAIR OF THE DOG FROM THE BARKEEP
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2017, 08:52:14 pm »

Go slightly and murderously insane from ever-maddening whispers of Elder Gods.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2017, 09:00:21 pm »

fukgin YEHA

Perform ritual to displace the soul of an elder god from its body, letting me possess that body.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2017, 09:14:24 pm »

Summon a car.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2017, 09:14:40 pm »

Set up a coffeeshop.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2017, 09:17:53 pm »

Go someplace else. Like, "another country" someplace else.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2017, 09:30:02 pm »

A shimmer of light. "I, THE GREAT GOATSBY, HAVE... oh. WHERE AM I?"

Summon Ouroborous. I need a mount to get the fuck out of here, after all.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2017, 09:38:05 pm »

STAGGER BACK INTO YON TAVERN AND DEMAND SOME HAIR OF THE DOG FROM THE BARKEEP

[2] You stagger into the local watering hole and immediately fall flat on your face. The denizens of the tavern laugh at you, pointing.

"Hey, sonny jim, you know yer supposed to start trippin' over yourself after you've had a few, right?" the bartender mocks, polishing one of his many eternally dirty mugs.




Go slightly and murderously insane from ever-maddening whispers of Elder Gods.

[4] The whispers are like tinnitus with words and agendas, they just WONT. LEAVE. YOU. ALONE. FINE! IA IA ELDER GOD FHTAGN!

[2] Your magic decides to respond to your collapsing sanity by letting loose the arcane equivalent of a massive fart. The residual magical force is enough to knock over nearby carts and stalls, as well as the people manning them.

People are starting to stare at you. They look pretty concerned.



fukgin YEHA

Perform ritual to displace the soul of an elder god from its body, letting me possess that body.

After meticulously setting out the Ward Stones and Astral Babies needed to tempt out an Elder God, you tear open a portal in reality, and out come the tentacles.

[5] Uttering words that cannot be put to text, you see the essence of the Elder God in all its Primeval, Unknowable glory. Grabbing with both hands, you wrench the tired, confused being's essence out of its writhing mass of notflesh, much to its confusion. Gleefully, you leave this pathetic mortal body and jump in.

You are now in control of an Elder God's corporeal form.

The Elder God's spirit flies about, unseen to all but the six mages. In this strange land, with no physical form, it's nearly powerless. With one, however...



Summon a car.

[1] You decide to pluck a car from another space and another time, unfortunately when it gets to you, its conglomerate parts aren't sure what the laws of physics are up to anymore and it promptly explodes, hitting you with shrapnel. At point blank range.

You are seriously injured. One more [1] roll and you are nonexistent.



Set up a coffeeshop.

[2] You imagine in your mind the ideal coffeeshop, and closing your eyes, you will it into existence.

CRASH!

When you open your eyes, you see the various raw materials ( wood, concrete, steel ) as well as a bunch of furniture on the ground, as if a tornado had deposited them there. Well, technically your coffeeshops' here. Just needs assembly.



Go someplace else. Like, "another country" someplace else.

[6] ( Yesssssss )

Nah, this village is too boring for your tastes. With a snap of your fingers, you teleport outta there.

The first thing you notice is the heat. Then the sulfur-y smell. Then the screaming. The sounds are coming from all around you, and the only light source appears to be this omnipresent red glow.

Well you wanted to get out fast, hope the Pit Down Under suits you.

[5] Yoo a demun?, a voice says from behind you. It's a dumb looking minotaur holding a pitchfork. He's scratching his head in confusion.



Sorry Mallos, bit late. Someone's gonna die eventually, then you can get in.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2017, 09:42:53 pm »

FUCK YEAH BITCHES

Use my new Elder God powers and my magic to trap the soul of the being I just bodyjacked in a crystal that happens to be completely psychically inert so the thing can't whisper its way out of it.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2017, 09:43:16 pm »

Summon an ambulance
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2017, 10:10:14 pm »

Get that Elder God spirit inside me. ASAP!
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2017, 10:13:30 pm »

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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2017, 10:22:26 pm »

Summon a magical spirit of assembly, then force it to assemble the coffeeshop. After that, it can do whatever it likes so long as it doesn't act against me.
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Re: MINIMALIST MAGE RTD
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2017, 10:55:21 pm »

RAISE MY SCOWLING FACE FROM THE FLOOR AND TELEKINETICALLY GLASS THE BARTENDER WITH HIS OWN GRUBBY GLASSWARE. THEN, STAND AND DUST MYSELF OFF BEFORE GRACEFULLY VAULTING THE BAR TO AVAIL MYSELF OF THE NOW-UNTENDED LIQUOR
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