It wasn't obvious I was attempting to send Morgoth back through the Gates of Night or whatever they're called? I'm glad, given that I rolled another two.
Heh. Use my Maiar powers and zap Morgoth back into some interdimensional void somewhere. An inescapable one.
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I'm already THERE, fool. I am still trapped within this vast nothing. You hear me because you feasted on the power of my servant. So long as you draw on it, my whisper shall lurk beneath your ear till the end of time.
Join me, lend your strength to my cause, and you shall become a dark lord the likes of which you cannot even begin to fathom.
Again, teleport out from under this dragons-damned tank.
Try to get the Communist leadership to accept our proposal for peace talks and a ceasefire.
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With a burst of magical fury, you explode the tank off of you, killing all the nearby future soldiers around you as well. You try and teleport to the Communist leader, but soldiers have started firing bullets at you. Nothing hits, cause they're all freaking out.
"ENEMIES OF SOMALIAN STATE! YOU HAVE ENTERED OUR STATE TO SABOTAGE OUR EFFORTS! SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR RESIST AND BE ANNIHILATED AS VIOLENTLY AS POSSIBLE!"
Demand surrender. If they refuse to capitulate, summon 10 explodium crates on top of the cops' heads. Also, the crates are filled to the brim with explosion-proof and ultra-aggressive Nazi Hitler-faced Giant Asian Hornets.* If they do capitulate, order my military to take away all of their anti-magical toys.
If Reality Cops have surrendered and their anti-magic toys have been taken away, rewrite their identity to Ethiopian spies. If they are still fighting against me, keep blasting them from every tank weaponry.
When Reality Cops are/have finally dead/surrendered, create Somalian Air Technology Bureau and tell them to start making some jet fighters and helicopters.
*Summoning stuff above the cops isn't a direct attack, and therefore I shouldn't get penalty to magic.
EDIT: Gave a number to the explodium crates.
EDIT2: Change "Giant Asian Hornets" to "Nazi Hitler-faced Giant Asian Hornets"...
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You demand a surrender, and the RC agree to a ceasefire. They have not agreed to relinquish their weapons, and right now you're at a standoff. Please stop using IF in your actions, just stick to a single course of action regardless of how well the previous action went.
Fine use magic to create 110 clones of myself
[6] You end up creating 1100. Nice. What exactly are you planning on doing with that many? Show weakness and you'll end up with a massive shitstorm of clones trying to prove themselves to be the superior ziizo.
An Magic Cog that I throw boomrang and that works as magical amplifier, called the Cog of Proletariat
K. +2 bonus to defending justice-related actions.What's its downside? Suggest something.
It drain lot of mana cause weaken and become tried in fight
That is really vague. I'll just say that you
can't use it again for FOUR turns. You're gonna have to keep track of how many turns have passed before it recharges, cause I cannot be bothered to. You get the
Boomerang Of Justice!
Arrive in hell, dammit.
You've arrived!
[4] And you've made it past the initial minotauroid guards, who can only huff and puff at your clear RC credentials. Right now, recently acquired souls that haven't been processed are kept in the
Repository, suspended over a giant speaker that plays all the rejected songs submitted to record companies cause they were JUST. THAT. BAD. You don't have the clearance to get in, so you're gonna have to break in, with your
nice new toys whose names and abilities I've forgotten and would appreciate you reminding me.
Assist my younglings in the defense of our home. Take the bodies as more food.
Hope that some bug loving scientist will decide we shouldn't be killed, only studied.
[3] You try and fight on the front lines yourself, but find yourself blocked by a mass of spears and unable to make any headway. The attack on your anthill goes along ploddingly, but relentlessly. [4] vs [5] Your workers make a valiant attempt at defending their home, and acquit themselves quite well, but in terms of numbers and weaponry are still outmatched, and are dying somewhat faster.
My action wasn't processed last turn...?
RIP AND TEAR?
I'll make an exception this time.
[1] Your copy of Doom crashes and your console lights on fire. Well that's gone.
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