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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2017, 04:24:17 am »

This is still my favourite

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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2017, 12:12:47 pm »

This is still my favourite


Wait, how do you get that dialogue option?
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2017, 02:47:24 pm »

Looks like someone without a name drowned.

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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2017, 06:58:42 pm »

I once heard "Not a half hour ago, I was attacked by!" when my companion was attacked by a zombie.
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2017, 11:13:26 am »

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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2017, 12:05:36 pm »

Not really funny but awesome.

My lord tasked my low-level adventurer with killing a cyclops. After asking several other hearthpeople ( who were incidentally all barn owl men ) to help me on my quest, and being rejected humiliatingly, I walked out of the keep. Wishing to express my frustration I started shouting. A guard on the wall decided to respond and what followed was some of the deepest conversations I ever had in Adventure Mode:

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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2017, 02:03:51 pm »

Just remembered one combat log that I posted some time before in another thread:

Being hit in the eye by heavy objects is the best way to improve observation.

And recently a demon was bragging about someone he killed:

I would also struggle to recall such name, yet he managed to remember all of the titles.
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« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2017, 04:59:16 am »

I went to a human town one day that had one of those open markets, and every one of the merchants there was a dingo man, and they are were all saying "In a time before time I attacked me." to every one around them.

Also first post.
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« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2017, 06:53:37 am »

I went to a human town one day that had one of those open markets, and every one of the merchants there was a dingo man, and they are were all saying "In a time before time I attacked me." to every one around them.

Also first post.

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« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2017, 11:44:16 am »

Yeah I noted that it went away when I made an older world so I would have more stuff to do.
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2017, 04:00:45 pm »

PTW
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2017, 05:23:20 pm »

A bard just cut my head off on sight then acted shocked at the recent fighting...............
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2017, 02:20:10 pm »

There've been multiple occasions in adventure mode where I've asked an NPC where I could find myself and they would say they're not sure.
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2017, 08:51:14 am »

There've been multiple occasions in adventure mode where I've asked an NPC where I could find myself and they would say they're not sure.
They say this or "I just don't know" every time. I think it could be a bug...
Not sure.
But everytime cool:D
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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2017, 07:35:52 pm »

I actually assumed it was deliberate. If I were talking to someone and they suddenly told me "excuse me, I'm trying to find myself", I'd assume they were speaking metaphysically and/or facetiously. "I don't know and I don't know anybody who would" seems like about as good an answer to that as "you look like a mighty warrior indeed" (intended to be a joke) is a good guess as to the profession of a child.

Edit: "excuse me, I'm trying to find myself" is a statement, not a question.
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