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Author Topic: Funniest things said in dialogues  (Read 11047 times)

Cathar

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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2017, 03:43:24 pm »

Most probably his daughter married his uncle. You can have a uncle younger than yourself if your parentage lives in a very cold climate with not many sources of heat, and very long winter nights
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« Reply #46 on: October 25, 2017, 03:34:45 am »

How much dummied out, semi-buggy and just rare dialogue text is in DF? I'm still bumping in to it from time to time. This is from version 40.4 or so, and i never seen it anywhere except this post. Also there was possible to see "i hate this world" and "i'm about to snap"  in adventure mode in 40.14, where companions was able and willing to go berserk.
The string dump on the DFwiki has practically all of them if you're curious - some are particularly interesting and I wish they'd show up more.

"Sometimes animals just get out of control", for beasts that have been troubling the townsfolk, is one of my favorites. I've only seen it in-game once.
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« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2017, 01:37:59 am »

Just had one of my adventuring companions (a female halfling) amicably greet a black bear as it was gnawing on her leg! XD
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2017, 03:31:49 pm »

my favorites aren't in adventure mode, but they're great anyways.

so my hunters are scared of animals, so when they're hunting I look through the reports and get great things like "the copper bolt strikes the chipmunk in the head"
Urist McHunter"I have been attacked! WAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(I actually had the WA in the report, don't remember what he said before that)
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2017, 10:23:02 pm »




Love is, in a word - pain.

Hey, somehow I found it to be quite cool, I can imagine the hero and the giantess being sassy to each other, or just making funny comments while they fight
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« Reply #50 on: November 29, 2017, 04:41:15 pm »

Just had a gnome in possession of an artifact bronze bow I was questing for say "I'm feeling optimistic about the future" literally the second before I stabbed him with my copper spear. Talk about tempting fate! :P
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Re: Funniest things said in dialogues
« Reply #51 on: December 01, 2017, 01:47:21 pm »

Cleaned up a camp from all the criminals there, looted what I needed, had everything packed and ready to go. Then the ringleader came home out of nowhere... Just had to ask this.

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« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2017, 09:51:30 pm »

So I had the following conversation in a tavern while testing out the Forgotten Realms mod.

My human adventurer: Tell me about your family
Some pilgrim, also human: I had a cousin named Isema Naturalpoets. She was also my aunt.

Errmm...what? Never mind, I don't want to know!
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