2258:06:19: Research into human cloning vats are completed. Petitions raised the UN to implement this technology for the good of humanitykind and planetological conditions garner in total 54 billion idents, leading some to believe that many of the petitions were ironically hacked for psychosocioecosexual reasons, most notably with the Vatican Node providing 3,576,203 idents despite only being populated by 1 droid-elect. The proposals included:
- Having Earth be defended by legions of lock-step disciplined clones supported by auxiliary clone commandos raised from birth to be adept soldiers who would between them, form a hammer and spike against all villainous foliage.
- Having the UN use the cloning technology to end genetic chauvinism by assigning triofam parents or carers children instead of traditional reproduction, thereby ensuring equality through the Barnell formula.
- Having an island full of clones tricked into believing they were living in a post-apocalyptic earth wherein they would be reintroduced to the recolonization effort by lottery, when in actuality the rest of the world was running on utopian economics and every clone who won the lottery was actually having their organs harvested for the sake of prolonging the longevity of their host and sponsor DNA's life.
- Bringing extinct marine predators back to life and unleashing them upon the ocean in a massive aquarium that would be affordable in couplebundles, with a multi-tiered media campaign selling Triassic Aquapark as fun for all the humanity
- Cloning human protein as a vegan friendly alternative to animal or plant harvested proteins for use in delicate consumption.
The UN responded that regrettably, none of these policies could be implemented feasibly for the foreseeable future, despite the equal validity of all opinions.
2259:09:30: President Charles Paquette sees off all rivals and is re-elected as President of the United Nations. Critics questioned whether he fulfilled any of his campaign promises; voters however did not particularly care, with approval ratings ranging from lows of 85% to highs of 95%. The Paquette administration was in his bold words delivering on the most important promise:
The Road to Utopia.2266:11:12: Dr. Antonella Torres heads a massive socioplaneconimic research project into radically rethinking how Earth was governed. Thus begins research into the Social Capital-Complex, which is quickly dubbed by undergound shitposters as the Empire Capital-Complex. This image spreads virally amongst the circulatory system of the dataways and before long, the UN is rocking Imperial Sex Appeal selling t-shirts and booty shorts at every culture store.
2267:11:13: HorizonSky unveils that the research and development of the Earth Planetary Dench Field would be ready for implementation upon the United Nation's advice, and that pre-pre-order subscription passes would be open for acquisition.
2269:03:12: Charles Paquette calls for a review of Earth's defence forces. While proposals to have Earth's Five Continent Forces hunker down in neo-concrete fortifications durable enough to weather orbital bombardment and fashionable enough to make fans of classical concrete brutalism from the dark ages of the 20th century giddy with excitement, the plans are approved only to be implemented upon UN advisal, and not immediacy. While this disappointed much of the Five Continent Force's generals, they were pleased by the appointment of Miriam Hussein as Earth's first Ultimate Commander.
2269:06:09: Construction of the Planetary Dench Field begin. Terms and conditions regarding the use of the Planetary Dench Field apply. HorizonSky reserves the right to terminate the Planetary Dench Field for any users found tampering, reverse-engineering or downloading the Planetary Dench Field without any prior notification to the user. By living in a protected zone covered by the Planetary Dench Field you agree to these terms and conditions. Planetary Dench Field has been proven as an effective deterrent against meteorites and orbital missiles 50% of the time under lab conditions. Results may vary depending upon cosmic conditions. HorizonSky accepts no legal liability should extinction occur as a result of using HorizonSky products. Read the product manual for further information.
2269:12:24: Charles Paquette re-elected again, promising further development of Earth's advanced laboratory facilities, administrative complexes and defensive structures. In order to assist future scientific and governmental efforts, he authorizes research into true sentient artificial intelligence.
2272:06:16: Mankind's traditions of discovery are joined by newfound traditions of prosperity, with the full potential of Earth's financial capabilities beginning to be envisioned, and its employees already striving to make such visions into reality.
2275:06:08: The United Nations government undergoes radical reform of a kind not seen in many years; the reforms mainly centre around environmentalism and efficient industry; as a result the effective industrial output of RobotNation increases 20% despite no increase in activity or burden on the environment.
2276:09:06: Increases in productivity allow mankind to complete the Empire Capital-Complex on Earth ahead of schedule.
2277:12:05: Dr. Aarohi Varma, one of the UN's head scientists, becomes President-Elect Aarohi Varma. Thus ends the Paquette Administration, one of Earth's longest reigning Presidents.
2279:02:06: President Aarohi Varma announces to the world, that as of this day, the Road to Utopia has reached its destination. With the help of sentient administrative artificial intelligence, the cosmic efficiency of the Social-Capital Complex and its myriad hordes of elite bureaucrats and technocratic veterans, the sheer output of the droids of RobotNation, mankind enters the age of unlimited prosperity.
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