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Would you support Iridium's rebellion if he becomes an animal person of some sort?

Yes
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No
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Author Topic: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Epilogue: Guest Week  (Read 287238 times)

Iris

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Inciting Events
« Reply #2265 on: November 21, 2018, 03:23:13 pm »

Get to a distance and start shooting.
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Madman198237

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Inciting Events
« Reply #2266 on: November 21, 2018, 03:40:17 pm »

endless facepalms for the GM attempting to quickhammer and then breaking all the rules doing it

Draw firearm, take careful aim.
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2267 on: November 22, 2018, 09:27:44 pm »

Gun. Do I have it on me?
If yes, shoot him.


Killer Joule de Protonne, one of the marksmen brought along by Farnsworth, fires on the Secondborn.

Get to a distance and start shooting.

endless facepalms for the GM attempting to quickhammer and then breaking all the rules doing it

Draw firearm, take careful aim.

It has come to my attention that this is actually a terrible idea because you’re all just going to say “shoot him!” This is not really good for a RTD. I’ll roll all your actions, for this turn, then end the RTD and use the aggregate result to write a story post.

Glass: 6 3 → Partial success
KJP: 1 → Epic fail
Iridium: 6 → Gone horribly right
Madman: 3 → Partial success



Fansworth’s team, Celling, and Fansworth himself raise their guns and fire. The room is instantly filled with smoke and metallic clangs. The Secondborn deflects most of the bullets, which splang off an invisible wall of force in midair, trailing sparks. A chance hit, however, grazes the hand holding the Key. Yelping, his concentration wavers for a second, and the spinning red Key shards plummet to the floor.

Anna and Jacob leap at the Secondborn, wielding knives and guns. The unknown woman grabs J. V. Boonering and begins running for the door at the back of the the room. Anna takes a swing at the Secondborn’s head with a long silver dagger. “Get out of David’s head, monster!” she hisses.

The Secondborn raises his hand in her direction, makes a motion like a claw grasping at air, and bores psychic energy into and through her head. She topples to the ground, screaming and clutching her skull. A moment later the Secondborn kneels over, cringing, as if he’d been struck himself, but he retains enough presence of mind to weakly wave a hand at Jacob, pushing him against the far wall.

What’s your strategy going forward?

A: Escape. Grab the Key shards as fast as possible and get out of here.
B: Fight the Secondborn here. We can’t outrun him, we have to end this once and for all.
C: Split up. One group holds him off, the other escapes.
D: Something else…
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Glass

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2268 on: November 22, 2018, 09:30:13 pm »

B, plus grab the Key shards and reassemble them, because I’m pretty sure there is exactly 0 other way for us to beat him right now.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

Madman198237

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2269 on: November 22, 2018, 11:22:44 pm »

The Secondborn's just been introduced, it seems, to Plot Armor. Best to kill him, now.

B, keep firing, whether it means we're meeting the definition of insanity or no.
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2270 on: November 23, 2018, 03:35:31 am »

B. If we keep fighting the plot would understand this is the dramatic battle and would get him killed
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2271 on: November 23, 2018, 01:13:24 pm »

B with a dramatic speech "WE WILL NOT LET YOUR KIND MAKE SLAVES OF MY PEOPLE, WE FIGHT, TILL THE END" to make sure the plot understand what it's our role in the dramatic fight

"SOMEONE, GET THE KEY""
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2275 on: November 23, 2018, 09:25:38 pm »

A person!

Do you want me to join?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2276 on: November 23, 2018, 09:28:23 pm »

A person!

Do you want me to join?

More players is better so yeah.

Did you read the entire thing?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2277 on: November 23, 2018, 09:31:34 pm »

Yep!
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2278 on: November 24, 2018, 01:17:32 am »

TILL THE END
Do you mean Till it’s Over?
Do I smell some Shapes and Beats?

Who are you?
He’s the Spacescape guy!

And you smell Monstercat. The JS&B is coincidental. You have a Tristan fan here. :)
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Quote from: FallacyOfUrist (on Discord, 11/15/21)
Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter III: World's Fall: Not buying what you're Celling
« Reply #2279 on: November 26, 2018, 05:07:59 pm »

B with a dramatic speech "WE WILL NOT LET YOUR KIND MAKE SLAVES OF MY PEOPLE, WE FIGHT, TILL THE END" to make sure the plot understand what it's our role in the dramatic fight

"SOMEONE, GET THE KEY""
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