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[blueturtle1134]

[6] - Gone horribly right

You bite.

The finger.

Off.

The people meat is surprisingly tender in your mouth. The guard drops the band and howls in anger. The other one puts the gun next to the cage, aims, pulls the trigger, and...

...misses.

Next?


I strongly recommend not making this a one-man game.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Play dead, if it looks like hes going to shoot again beg for mercy" Sorry sorry I good bird, sorry'' might work''.

[blueturtle1134]

[6] - Gone horribly right _{really, now?}

The parrot plays dead.

The guard that just shot gasps. "I killed it!" he exclaims.

He pulls the parrot out of the cage and cradles it in its arms.

Next?

[Glass]

Going to sleep. Night, mates.

[blueturtle1134]

Going to sleep. Night, mates.

Welp, same. See ya in the morning.

[Paxiecrunchle]

[6] - Gone horribly right _{really, now?}

The parrot plays dead.

The guard that just shot gasps. "I killed it!" he exclaims.

He pulls the parrot out of the cage and cradles it in its arms.

Next?

cONTINUE PLAYING DEAD BUT WHERN ONE OF THEM LOOKS AWAY CHECK FOR A HOLE IN THE CELING OR AN OPEN DOORWAY OR SOMETHING, IF YOU SEE ONE THAN FLY F0r it as quickly as we possible can.

[blueturtle1134]

[1] - Abject failure

The guard cradling the parrot suddenly shouts, "Wait! I feel a pulse!"

The other one arches his eyebrows. "Sure you do. No bullet wound. No blood. Bird's not dead."

The guard poked the parrot. It was limp.

"Think he's in shock."

"Let's get Padelheb the bird," the serious guard said.

"I'll carry him," the emo guard insists.

They carry the parrot out of the lab and down a hallway, where the parrot seizes his chance!

He jerks out of the emo guard's grip, and wings up, up, up, to freedom, rushing to the roof where he's spotted...

...a skylight.

THUNK.

He falls back down.

The parrot now has 2 concussions.

You are airborne.

Next?

[Paxiecrunchle]

fly towards the entrance where these nice gunmen came through, attempt to bolt through the doorway and into the sky screech an old western tune if successful.

[blueturtle1134]

[3] - Partial success

You fly down the hallway, humming an old western tune. You're free! Until...

The fact that you have 2 concussions hits you like a brick. You FLUMP to the ground and skid to a stop in a 3-way intersection.

"What is that stupid bird doing?" says the emo guard. The serious guard runs after you.

[blueturtle1134]

Oh yeah I forgot.

Next?

[Paxiecrunchle]

continue flap running away, tell them both that you love them but have an appointment elsewhere that you just cannot miss.

[Glass]

continue flap running away, tell them both that you love them but have an appointment elsewhere that you just cannot miss.

Quote the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland while doing so.

[blueturtle1134]

[1] - Abject failure

You run and flap drunkenly, as fast as you can.

"Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too-"

THUNK!

...straight into the waiting arms of the serious guard. "Got you now," he says, holding you tightly.

Next?

[blueturtle1134]

...no takers. Really?

Lemme add a bit of incentive to stay active...


The guard clamps your beak shut and your wings and feet together with rubber bands.

Next?

[Glass]

Break free, of course.