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[Paxiecrunchle]

Obviously we should preen our feathers to perfection before striking our beak and talons against the republic/the enemies of the republic!

[Glass]

Obviously we should preen our feathers to perfection before striking our beak and talons against the republic/the enemies of the republic!

The enemies of the Republic that are the Republic.

[blueturtle1134]

Think of this as an amusing intermission before the serious stuff comes back in which you get a chance to see Antarctica and hit Padelheb where it hurts.


You wake up.

You are a parrot.

You are in a birdcage.

Surrounding the birdcage is a tubular piece of machinery. The cylinder is tipped over so you are looking at one of the circular holes out. There are flashing lights and beeping alarms on it. (Think MRI machine.)

The cage door is locked, but just with a simple sliding-bolt thing.

Next?


Will take first suggestion. Usual RTD rules.

[Glass]

"Eh, wazzap, docs?"

[Paxiecrunchle]

"Let me Out pretty please? Squaaak''
[/attempt to open the cage ourselves.b]

[blueturtle1134]

"Eh, wazzap, docs?"

"Let me Out pretty please? Squaaak''

There is nobody else in the room! Actions invalidated. Please try again.

[Paxiecrunchle]

"Eh, wazzap, docs?"

"Let me Out pretty please? Squaaak''

There is nobody else in the room! Actions invalidated. Please try again.

attempt opening the cage with our dexterous feet and tongue

[blueturtle1134]

[3] - Partial success

Using your tongue you move the locking bar, but you promptly fall FLUMP on your face on the bottom of the cage.

The bar is still partially in place.

Next?

[Glass]

Stop FLUMPing and accomplish opening things and stuffs.

[blueturtle1134]

[1] - Abject failure

You stand up, only to hit your head on the perch. The perch proceeds to swing back with a vengeance, giving you another concussion and making you FLUMP to the floor again.

Two of Padelheb's guards shoot open the lock at the far end of the lab and charge in, weapons drawn.

Now, the lab is L-shaped, with you in one arm, the door in another, and a desk with flasks and papers in the bend.

Next?

[Glass]

Let out a concussed, drunken-sounding "sssqUAAaaK".

[blueturtle1134]

[5] - Epic success

You let out a pitiful "ssqUAAaaK" that instantly gets the attention of the guards.

The desk in the bend bursts into flame.

Next?

(There is a perfectly good explanation for all this. Let's just say that Erin Quill had... contingencies to make sure his research didn't fall into the wrong hands.)

[Glass]

*facepalm*

Become a Teenaged Mutant Ninja Parakeet. With a concussion.

[blueturtle1134]

Physically and biologically impossible. Rejected. Next?

[Glass]

C'mon, mate, we don't need to change size. Just start drunkenly quoting ninja movies and make vaguely Asian-sounding noises, like "hwa-cha!" and "hoooooiiii-YAAAA!" and stuff like that.