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Would you support Iridium's rebellion if he becomes an animal person of some sort?

Yes
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Author Topic: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Epilogue: Guest Week  (Read 287659 times)

omada

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1305 on: March 09, 2018, 10:45:35 pm »

hmm, our minimum is 3, it can also give us problems, but it's unlikely that we roll 1 two times,

but there is still a big chance of it screwing it further

fuck it

I AM BEING TO CAUTIONS

REROLL AND TRUST THE CHAOS OF RNG

+1 TO GLASS
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1306 on: March 09, 2018, 11:06:13 pm »

hmm, our minimum is 3, it can also give us problems, but it's unlikely that we roll 1 two times,

but there is still a big chance of it screwing it further

fuck it

I AM BEING TO CAUTIONS

REROLL AND TRUST THE CHAOS OF RNG

+1 TO GLASS

You got double fives.
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At least we killed the boy and hurt an old man.
SPAMOVERLORD - play as the Empire and break ALL the cliches! | Doomhollow - A reasonably sane succession fort! | Give a Damn!

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1307 on: March 09, 2018, 11:11:44 pm »

hmm, our minimum is 3, it can also give us problems, but it's unlikely that we roll 1 two times,

but there is still a big chance of it screwing it further

fuck it

I AM BEING TO CAUTIONS

REROLL AND TRUST THE CHAOS OF RNG

+1 TO GLASS

You got double fives.

That is the moment when you just say "I'M KIDDING SUCKERS" and show us an horrible result?
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Glass

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1308 on: March 09, 2018, 11:11:54 pm »

hmm, our minimum is 3, it can also give us problems, but it's unlikely that we roll 1 two times,

but there is still a big chance of it screwing it further

fuck it

I AM BEING TO CAUTIONS

REROLL AND TRUST THE CHAOS OF RNG

+1 TO GLASS

You got double fives.
:D
WE HAZ TEH BOTES
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

blueturtle1134

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1309 on: March 09, 2018, 11:24:38 pm »

hmm, our minimum is 3, it can also give us problems, but it's unlikely that we roll 1 two times,

but there is still a big chance of it screwing it further

fuck it

I AM BEING TO CAUTIONS

REROLL AND TRUST THE CHAOS OF RNG

+1 TO GLASS

You got double fives.

That is the moment when you just say "I'M KIDDING SUCKERS" and show us an horrible result?

No. The moment I read your post I ran to Random.org and rolled two d7s. I posted this so I don't forget.
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1310 on: March 11, 2018, 08:32:23 am »

damn post limits

The following was supposed to be one post, but got broken up because there's apparently a character limit on the forums and I used a LOT of glitch text.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2018, 08:53:30 am by blueturtle1134 »
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1311 on: March 11, 2018, 08:50:44 am »

Spoiler: Dice (click to show/hide)
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1312 on: March 11, 2018, 08:51:46 am »





Celling points out to Fansworth that the boats are the only way off the dock, besides the entrance, which they have blockaded.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1313 on: March 11, 2018, 08:52:11 am »

David Eborrenial calls in from the shore. “Hey Celling?” he says. “Your current path seems to lead to a conflict with a Goonswarm patrol.”

Celling motions his men to stop and hits the reply button on his radio. “What would you recommend?”

“Stay in your current position for, I dunno, thirty seconds, then proceed onward with caution. That should get you through,” David replies.

Celling does as he is told and arrives at the three boats docked at the marina without any difficulty.

That’s when another communicator in his pocket beeps.

It’s the one from Goonswarm.

Celling looks around. Fansworth isn’t in earshot. He turns on the communicator and accepts the transmission.

Wenton Celling?” the voice on the other end says. “I am Greno Hfsalt. I negotiate on behalf of the Goonswarm Federation.

Celling clicks it on and whispers, “What do you want?”

You have recently began working with the one known as David Eborrenial, correct?

“Maybe. Maybe not. What’s your point?”

He cannot be trusted.

Celling rolls his eyes. “Why would I believe you, if indeed I was working with him?”

Why is he sure?” the voice on the other end of the line asks.

“What do you mean?” Celling demands.

David Eborrenial has explained to you the origins of the powers of the Protinam,” Greno explains. “There is no point denying this as we have spies that have heard your report regarding this and there is no point denying what we already know. He explained to you, and thus to us, that his powers are highly probabilistic in nature and can only be applied to give results regarding particular possible timelines, from which it is impossible to pick out the true one.

“Perhaps this is so,” answers Celling. “Then what?”

He has promised you that he will be able to avert any adverse situation that you may come across, although the aversion may result in even worse things,” Greno explains. “He promises that he will see it coming and warn you in time to prevent it. Again there is no point denying what we already know. How can he be sure? How can he be certain that particular events will happen? Eighty-seven timelines, boy. That’s what he told you and thus what he told us as well. Eighty-seven timelines and each has a completely different outcome for every decision. You really think he’s narrowed it down enough in just twelve hours to be able to make perfect judgements on the field of battle?

“Just what are you getting at?” asks Celling.

There is one instance where he would LIKE you to think he’s sure,” Greno continues. “He’s explained how he goes about eliminating timelines. What he does is he finds some idealistic fellow, some hero of his own story, a gullible, naive idiot. Then he convinces said fellow that he’s the All-Seeing Oracle, capable of divining the future to help the hero on his quest. He gives instructions for the hero to carry out. The hero carries them out. The hero may succeed or fail, but that’s really secondary, because David will be there. Watching. Taking notes.

Greno Hfsalt sighs. “This is all an experiment to him, Wenton. He doesn’t care who wins and who loses. He’s told you, right? In the absence of a truly world-shaking disaster his policy is to not intervene and collect data. And in the last two centuries he’s seen fit to intervene what, seven times? You’re a rat in a cage, Celling. David Eborrenial’s spinning you on his wheel. He’s played us all for fools.

Celling sighs. “And just why are you telling me this?”

You wanted our help. This is our price,” says Greno. “The head of David Eborrenial. Preferably attached to the rest of him, of course. Preferably restrained or incapacitated in some manner. But just the head will do.

Your response?

A: Send people to arrest David at once
B: Forget that, send people to shoot David at once, because capturing a precognitive is likely impossible.
C: Hang up on Goonswarm and tell David what just happened
D: Question Greno Hfsalt further, demanding proof or challenging his assumptions with a specific request
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1314 on: March 11, 2018, 09:11:51 am »

D.

If he wants to take notes, why not let him? He doesn't care who wins or loses, as you said.
And he only interferes in catastrophes.

So, two questions for you. First: what's so wrong with him taking notes, and how would it justify him being killed?
And second - and far more important - what makes you think we're not on the cusp of a catastrophe, if not in the middle of it?
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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1315 on: March 11, 2018, 11:48:08 am »

D.

If he wants to take notes, why not let him? He doesn't care who wins or loses, as you said.
And he only interferes in catastrophes.

So, two questions for you. First: what's so wrong with him taking notes, and how would it justify him being killed?
And second - and far more important - what makes you think we're not on the cusp of a catastrophe, if not in the middle of it?
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« Reply #1316 on: March 13, 2018, 05:03:56 pm »

So, two questions for you. First: what's so wrong with him taking notes, and how would it justify him being killed?

Greno: “Because he isn’t just taking notes. He’s misleading you. Tricking you into thinking that his suggestions are the true ones. He said that too, didn’t he. He likes heroes. Because they delude themselves into thinking he’s on their side. Following his advice will be disastrous, because he doesn’t want the decisions that make you win, he wants the decisions that are the most variable situations - which just so happen to be the ones that result in the destruction of all you love.

As for why we want him dead? He did the same thing to us, and we are less tolerant of treachery than you.

And second - and far more important - what makes you think we're not on the cusp of a catastrophe, if not in the middle of it?

Greno: “Oh, look. You’ve forgotten what he said. He said that the catastrophe he’s intervening in is the PLAGUE. He never even mentioned that he would be helping against the rebels. Really, you shouldn’t believe him if he did. What’s really the chance that the rebels succeed against all of your force?



I can confirm that as of now, everything he said is indeed something that David told you. I may have missed some of these facts in David’s dialogue before, but I meant to have him say them.
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« Reply #1317 on: March 14, 2018, 11:11:04 am »

"So, the more we us his suggestions the more he will likely screw us to make sure he knows which timeline he is?"


"Isn't there a way to prevent and protect from his negative side? Yes, it's probably hard to prevent what a precognitive guy is going to do, but not impossible, he probably predicted we giving him to you and whatever other variables, but preventing his moves  and using it against him is a bold move that he probably won't feel possible, just use him not the other way around"

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Hmm, yes, it's weird that he decided to help us against the rebels, and not just watching from afar to see what we do so he can discover our timelines
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« Reply #1318 on: March 14, 2018, 11:11:32 am »

Really? I would expect that Glass would have replied by now.

Edit: And someone replies the INSTANT I write that. Grand.

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Re: (SG) SPAMOVERLORD: Chapter II: Ice and Fire
« Reply #1319 on: March 14, 2018, 11:15:13 am »

SURPRISE

(I finally got into university so my replies will get more and more irregular than it already was)
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