#006 - Charizard
Charizard, the Giant Flaming Lizard Pokemon. Charizard, despite looking exactly like a dragon, is actually not a Dragon-type at all, but is rather Fire/Flying despite its inability to fly itself off of a tree after flying onto it. To be used with caution considering it breathes, spews, and shits fire and if left unattended, Smokey the Elf will kick all of our asses
he wishes.
AttacksFlame Burst - Breathes fire. Only you can
encourage prevent forest fires, dwarves.
Bite - Take a guess.
Wing Attack - It's an attack. With its wings.
#133 - Eevee
Eevee, the Little Shit Pokemon. Eevee can evolve into many different forms; it can become a flaming ball of death, a fish that takes all the hits, a literal lightning bolt, a psychic mastermind, a conqueror of the night, a queen of ice, or a literal goddamn cute dragon-slayer.
Or a leaf.
Fuck me.
AttacksTackle - It tackles the opponent.
Quick Attack - See above, but faster.
#158 - Totodile
Totodile, the Tiny Crocodile That Evolves Into An Alligator Because Fuck Biology Pokemon. Totodile is a small boy but will eventually grow into a vicious monster that will rip your face off just by looking at it. It's pretty damn awesome and I would take it for myself but I feel like I wanna give you guys the first shots at if you want it. First come, first serve!
AttacksBite - That's all it does at the moment and it does it well.
#169 - Crobat
Crobat, the Bat With Weird Anatomy Pokemon. Crobat is favored by ex-Baroness Paddywagon Man due to it being a Poison-type. Fun fact about Poison-types; if you eat their meat, they'll literally poison you, so don't do that. Otherwise, Crobat is awesome, it's a fast motherfucker who stole my sandwich a few times, so never let your guard down when a Crobat is anywhere within a mile radius of you because it will get to you in an instant.
AttacksBite - Obviously it bites.
Cross Poison - It uses its wings to slash skin open and inject poison into it simultaneously. Badass.
Leech Life - It bites; this used to be really piss weak but now it's goddamn scary and it will drain your life as it uses this.
#181 - Ampharos
Ampharos, the Goofy Looking Giraffe Thing Pokemon. Ampharos is a nice boy who does his best to light up areas and is often found in lighthouses. If you own an Ampharos, make sure you keep a close eye on it; it has the worst sense of direction and it tends to wander around and bump straight into things at full force despite walking regularly.
AttacksThunder - This has like 5 different versions that I'll need FirePhoenix11 to elaborate on but either way it's pretty awesome and can completely paralyze things.
Thunder Punch - It's the above but concentrated into its fist. Once again; pretty awesome.
Take Down - It slams into the enemy so hard it hurts itself. Ouch.
#444 - Gabite
Gabite, the Actually A Dragon Pokemon. This thing looks vicious as hell; it's literally a land shark that will tear your face off using both hands and mouth at the same time. You think this is its final form, but trust me when I say it gets even more terrifying as Garchomp. It kicks ass.
AttacksDragon Claw - Its literally just a cooler-sounding claw attack.
Dual Chop - It smacks things in the face. Twice.
Dragon Rush - There is no reason for your Gabite to use this when it has Dragon Claw; Dragon Rush misses
all the damn time. Of course, unless there's a Gabite facing you, then it'll hit always.
#470 - Leafeon
Leafeon, the Pretty Damn Garbage Pokemon. I give it a lot of shit; it's not the worst Pokemon in the world, just that there are so many better Eeveelution options. It could be better than Umbreon if you weren't allowed unlimited Pokemon on the field, but really, for a physical attacking Eevee, I like to stick to Flareon. Unfortunately, that's not what we're getting here.
AttacksMagical Leaf - It throws homing leaves at the opponent. Cooler than it sounds but not by that much.
Razor Leaf - See above but less cool.
Leaf Blade - Sounds stupid but is actually badass and one of my favorite attacks; it literally uses a leaf sword to slash at things and it
rocks.#476 - Probopass
Probopass, the Giant Nose And Moustache Combo Pokemon. Probopass, as you can see, is well known for its nose. It's an awesome nose and we should all appreciate that thing's nose. Other than its nose, it's also pretty tanky and if I remember correctly, one managed to take down a goddamn
demon Mr. Mime by itself last game.
AttacksPower Gem - They're... magical rocks. I don't know how or why. But it's cool.
Rock Throw - See Power Gem but with less magic.
Tackle - I would say garbage, but this game actually accounts for the fact that it's literally a giant hunk of fucking rock smashing into you, so it's better.
#497 - Serperior
Serperior, the Snake Pokemon. It's a snake. A large one. And it has an attitude. It's pretty damn sweet, but not much else to say about it besides it being a snake that can kick your ass. Really, though, isn't that what you really need in a Pokemon?
AttacksLeaf Storm - I would laugh at it being leaves again, but this shit
hurts. Seriously, don't fuck with Serperior. Imagine if it had Contrary in this mod. *shudder*
Slam - It's just... a slam. It's okay. I wish it had Leaf Blade.
Vine Whip - It slaps with vines. Don't ask me where they come from.
#509 - Purrloin
Purrloin, the Son Of A Bitch Pokemon. This asshole tried to steal Beirus's sword because it has a penchant for stealing things, but thankfully we murdered it in cold blood before it did. It's not very useful otherwise; even its evolution kind of sucks.
AttacksScratch - A little scratch. It sucks.
Sucker Punch - It fakes you out then goes for an attack. I will admit, this attack is cool despite belonging to Purrloin.
#522 - Blitzle
Blitzle, the Pack Mule Pokemon. It's small but god damn does it pull a mean wagon; this thing pulled wagons all across two continents all by itself. He's a very good boy and evolves into a pretty badass pissed off zebra. Also, it's an electric type. Go figure.
AttacksSpark - Usually this involves it ramming into the enemy, but this is labeled as a biting attack. Still awesome because it uses electricity.
Stomp - Guess.
#603 - Eelektrik
Eelektrik, the Hideous Freak Pokemon. It evolves into a even giant-er eel. It has a pretty asshole ability; it's an Electric-type and only weak to Ground-type moves, but it has Levitate, so it says fuck you to Ground-type attacks. However, that's pretty much the only cool thing about it. It's terrible otherwise.
AttacksSpark - See Blitzle.
Crunch - A stronger biting attack. It's okay.
#654 - Braixen
Braixen, the Furry Bait Pokemon. This thing was honestly pretty darn cool as a starter Pokemon, but it's kind of mediocre, admittably. Still, it's not bad. It uses the stick on its tail as a magic wand which is awesome. When it evolves, it gets a cloak and more ear fur. Thankfully, it's Fire/Psychic, not Fire/Fighting.
AttacksFlamethrower - A giant flaming breath of death and destruction which will kill us all if used aboveground.
Scratch - Meh.
#670 - Floette
Floette, the OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE Pokemon. If you forgot what you just read a couple minutes ago, the update ended with these fucking things swarming around
everywhere. They come in six flavors; red, blue, orange, yellow, white, and Eternal Flower. Eternal Flower Floettes are supposed to be extremely rare forms of Floette that come once every 3000 years which is clearly bullshit because there's four of the damn things outside. What the hell?
AttacksMoonblast - It literally uses the power of the moon to create a shining blast of light. It's awesome.
Tackle - Yeah.
(EF) Light of Ruin - If you thought you knew pure, unconcentrated destructive power before, you ain't seen nothing yet. Light of Ruin will
ruin your shit. And that's why we need to be really goddamn careful of these things.
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