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[Aigre Excalibur]

Premise: You are strangers who happen to be in close proximity to each other in a generic suburban shopping mall. Then the screaming started. Panic is in the air. The crowds feel the sudden urge to rush for the exits!

System: This is a Vanilla RTD with zombies.
1 - Epic failure - you trip over your own feet, slide on puddle, then tumble down a flight of escalators into the waiting zombie horde.
2 - Normal failure - you trip over your own feet and land face first on a hard concrete floor
3 - Partial failure. - you run, but can't keep up with the group. The chasing zombies start singling you out as the weakest prey in the herd.
4 - Generic Success - You run away, the chasing zombies single out some other poor sod lagging behind as their target, you have enough breathing space to maneuver if you need to.
5 - epic success - You run as if your life depends on it and put considerable distance between you and the pursuing horde
6 - overkill - As you sprint pass some bystanders you knock over a mother with a baby, who falls down a flight of escalators into a waiting zombie horde.

Survival notes:
You need to consume food and water to survive. We will sort of track this.

Player Sheet:

Name:
Occupation before the Apocalypse:
Appearance:
Personality:
Professional Skill(s): (If you could do up to 2 things right, what would they be?)
Hobbies: (Pick up to 3 things that you also dabble in.)
What do you have in your pockets: You can start with anything if it fits in your pockets and blends in with the context of a shopping mall.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Obituaries:
Hillary Clinton - Fell down a flight of escalators while charging into melee against cannibals with a giant book.
Doomrider - Suicide by cocaine

[syvarris]

Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter?  I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.

[Enemy post]

Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.

[Egan_BW]

Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: Radio uplink to area 51, collapsing energy sledgehammer, "Skulljack" grey matter data extractor, Compact cold fusion reactor.

[syvarris]

AoshimaMichio asked me to post his sheet for him, because he's at work and can't log in to B12.

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, and an entire grizzly bear already outfitted in full riding tack.  What, you think Putin couldn't fit a bear in his pocket?  Are you willing to tell him that to his face?

[Aigre Excalibur]

Dramatis personae:

Spoiler: Donald J. Trump (click to show/hide)

Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter?  I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.

Spoiler:  Hillary Clinton (click to show/hide)

Name:Hillary Clinton.
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.

Spoiler:  Jane Doe (click to show/hide)

Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: An earshell radio, a thumb drive, a simple claw hammer, some triple A batteries.

Whatever Jane Doe thinks she is, for all intents and purposes, she still has human survival needs for food and water. Also http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3289956/

Spoiler:  Vladmir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Still accepting sheets. Will edit you into sanity though.

[CABL]

Name: Doomrider
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
Appearance: Pic for ya.
Personality: Basically Charlie Sheen and Snowflame rolled into one body.
Professional Skill(s): Snorting Cocaine, Killing Things In The Name Of Slaanesh While Riding On The Bike.
Hobbies: Consume Drugs, Being Insane, Making Orgies.
What do you have in your pockets: My bike, Power Sword and a 2 liter bottle of cocaine.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Name: Doomrider
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Daemon Prince of Slaanesh Professional cosplayer and drug dealer. He was handing out "candy" to school children when the apocalypse happened.
Appearance: Pic for ya.
Personality: Basically Charlie Sheen and Snowflame rolled into one body.
Professional Skill(s): Bike riding and highway violence
Hobbies: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
What do you have in your pockets: Bowie knife, ample supplies of candy (as much as can be stuffed into pocketses, about 500g), keys to a bike somewhere in the parking area.

[Glass]

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack

[Aigre Excalibur]

Some suggested characters to add to the politician madness:

Name: Rodrigo Duterte
Occupation prior to the Apocalypse: Actual president of the Philippines
Appearance: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Rodrigo_Duterte_and_Laotian_President_Bounnhang_Vorachith_%28cropped%29.jpg
Personality: The president the people need and deserve. He is an actual White Knight whom young women swoon over and whom drug dealers fear at night. Also has a chronic grudge against the United States for ancient war crimes.
Professional Skills: A lawyer by training, this man now writes the law, enforces the law and is the law.
Hobbies: Close-Quarter gun battles, Riding around his motorcycle looking for criminals.
What does he have in his pocketses: A made in the Philippines M1911 Pistol, A certificate of Presidential Immunity to all violent crimes against criminals signed by himself.


Name: Angela Merkel
Occupation prior to the Apocalypse: Chancellor of Germany, De Facto leader of the European Union
Appearance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Merkel#/media/File:Angela_Merkel_Juli_2010_-_3zu4.jpg
Personality: The leader the free world needs, but not the one they actually deserve right now. For a "conservative" she has some of the most humane policies in the world.
Professional Skills: Compassion, imposing humane perspectives and practices in the face of all opposition and reality.
Hobbies: Watching Soccer, cooking and baking, spreading the love of Jesus
What she has in her pocketses: A cellphone that can stream football games, a pocket Bible, Graphs of unit labour costs

[Glass]

Is Jack approved?

[Aigre Excalibur]

Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack

Approved!

[Ultramarine Prime]

Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your pockets toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.

[AoshimaMichio]

Here comes Vladimir Putin!

[Aigre Excalibur]

Dramatis personae:

Spoiler: Donald J. Trump (click to show/hide)

Name: Donald J. Trump
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Actual President of the United States
Appearance: "Just amazing, I look great, people look at me and just wow."
Personality: "The best, I have a tremendous personality, everyone loves my personality, it's such a good temperament, nobody has a personality like I do."
Professional Skill(s): "Making America great again, and being amazing at twitter, have you seen my twitter?  I beat everyone at twittering, all those slobs are worthless, they can't touch my twitter."
Hobbies: "I have so many hobbies you wouldn't believe, they're all great, just the best hobbies, everyone wants hobbies like mine, but nobody can have them because they're not me, only I can have hobbies this good."
What do you have in your pockets: A lot of money, a smartphone, a spare smartphone in case twitter stops working on the first, and a secure government-issued phone which is never used.

Spoiler:  Hillary Clinton (click to show/hide)

Name:Hillary Clinton. (Enemy Post)
Occupation before the Apocalypse:Clinton.
Appearance:"More of a Presidential look than some, I believe."
Personality:"Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right."
Professional Skill(s):Politics, cynicism.
Hobbies:Campaigning, writing, marksmanship.
What do you have in your pockets:A copy of What Happened, smartphone, Game Boy.

Spoiler:  Jane Doe (click to show/hide)

Name: Jane Doe
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Disguised Military Android
Appearance: A perfectly normal woman with glowing blue eyes who can punch through walls easily.
Personality: Follows orders. Not from the likes of you, of course. Follows the three laws of robotics, except when they conflict with the zeroth law.
Professional Skills: Punching Things, Punching Other Things While Punching Things
Hobbies: Demolishing things, Seeing everything, Basic "human empathy"
What do you have in your pockets: An earshell radio, a thumb drive, a simple claw hammer, some triple A batteries.

Whatever Jane Doe thinks she is, for all intents and purposes, she still has human survival needs for food and water. Also http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3289956/

Spoiler:  Vladmir Putin (click to show/hide)

Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery.  He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
What do you have in your pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.

Spoiler: Doomrider (click to show/hide)

Name: Doomrider (croc)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Daemon Prince of Slaanesh Professional cosplayer and drug dealer. He was handing out "candy" to school children when the apocalypse happened.
Appearance: Pic for ya.
Personality: Basically Charlie Sheen and Snowflame rolled into one body.
Professional Skill(s): Bike riding and highway violence
Hobbies: Sex, drugs and rock n roll
What do you have in your pockets: Bowie knife, ample supplies of candy (as much as can be stuffed into pocketses, about 500g), keys to a bike somewhere in the parking area.

Spoiler: Jack (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack S. (Glass)
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also, probably this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack

Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob (Ultramarine Prime)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your pockets toolbelt: A screw driver, a pipewrench, a box cutter, and a tape measure.

Spoiler: Jenkins (click to show/hide)

Name: Old man Jenkins (Crazyabe)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Homeless insane person
Appearance: old, wearing beaten up clothes.
Personality: Insane, violent, He's been living the apocalypse for years...
Professional Skill(s): Looter, (Long weapon) Swinger
Hobbies: Preying to the dark gods, Drug production, Running for his life
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, $2.58, a pen