>Drop a mech on this shit.
You drive your personal mobility vehicle into the toilet and attempt to take a shit.
2 - You fall head first into a toilet bowl. You have no arms and flail about in futility. You then proceed to bleed to death while being plunged headfirst into shit.
Nom some popcorn and sip some Pepsi to replenish precious calories I spent shopping. Gotta keep this figure. Bob obviously can't take an escalator with his cart, so try to find a way to use the lifts to get to the 5th floor.
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
Supermarket trolley:
Stuff taken by library bookworms "for safekeeping".
The passenger lifts are refusing the work while the fire alarm is going.
There's no rule in real life to say you can't take the escalators with a trolley. It's just generally bad manners to do it. You take the escalators into the roof just to be confronted by a barricade.
2 - You crash into the barricade and land in a heap. Your stuff is everywhere. Helpful students from the bookworm brigade relieve you of your food supplies "for safe-keeping". Dont worry, you'll surely get it back from the cooperative people who are on your side.
*reads over turn*
*ah carp there's stairwells*
Block the stairwells.
[Character: Jack; I'm on mobile so posting my sheet would be a pain]
The stair accesses all seem to have doors that open inwards. The best you can do is to pile tables across to slow attackers down.
“Joe” immediately leaves the store through the way he came in, and tries to quickly survey the situation.
People on the fourth floor seem to be heading for the fire-escapes. What they don't know is that there are cannibals at the street level picking them off once they reach the bottom.
(Your intuition helpfully informs you of this.)
Taking your shirt off makes every situation more intense. Therefore, off goes the shirt! And sunglasses on. Official Russian Badass Druid is now in action! Make the shutters move!
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Keep trying to get out with the help of Mr. Ugly Toupee and his Russian boyfriend
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance:
Here...Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
You stop fighting over cake and politics and work together as a team!
(4,4,1) - You unhinge part of the shutters making an opening that is large enough for an average man to squeeze through. But Trump is no average man. If he attempts it he would get stuck.
Suddenly shots start plinking around you. It seems a security officer is shooting at you with a handgun. You can't see the shooter from where you are, however.
6 - One of the shots finds a gap in the shutters, flies right past everyone's heads into the kitchens, and hits a gas tank.
The first cannibals reach the second floor.
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