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Aigre Excalibur

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #60 on: October 04, 2017, 01:55:12 pm »

What about fortifying the garden?
Actually, could I get a floor plan for the 5th floor? So I can strategize.

This is the mall I'm visualizing. I live right next to it. The roof is anything but defensible.

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Glass

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #61 on: October 04, 2017, 02:09:17 pm »

...can zombies use elevators? Because 4 of the 6 ways in that you mentioned we're elevators of some kind.
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« Reply #62 on: October 04, 2017, 02:49:30 pm »

Bob walks out of Victoria's Secret, victorious. "Can we loot it?" he asks, and a nearby potted plant replies "Yes we can!"

Back to work though. Attempt to find the directory yet again, in order to locate a hardware store.

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« Reply #63 on: October 04, 2017, 06:01:36 pm »

...can zombies use elevators? Because 4 of the 6 ways in that you mentioned we're elevators of some kind.

Try something in-character and find out  :D
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« Reply #64 on: October 04, 2017, 06:17:46 pm »

Loot the Southern Scum for something to burn the place down with. If I find anything, burn everything and laugh maniacally.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #65 on: October 04, 2017, 06:22:16 pm »

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For the time being, only fortify the escalators. If I see any indication that zombies can use the elevators, block them off or, better, shut them down.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #66 on: October 04, 2017, 07:55:28 pm »

"COsmTIC DamAge oNLY. coNtINUing onsLauGht."

Keep killing.

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #67 on: October 05, 2017, 12:06:23 am »

Glare the angry parents like only true badass can. Continue eating the cake, using my combat knife.

"What you are staring at?"



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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #68 on: October 05, 2017, 01:45:56 am »

Trump's toupee starts vibrating aggressively, alerting him to the fact that someone nearby is tarnishing his great name.  He spits out a lump of cake, and charges outside, immediately starting on a retaliation rant.

"Now now, believe me, Hitler was a strong leader, but he wasn't my type, he was never strong like me, and I like women, Hitler wasn't a woman, he didn't even have breasts, breasts are very important, tremendously important, he was small, barely a man, definitely not even a woman, not my taste, no, because like you he was a slob, where did you even get that picture?  I don't carry pictures of Hitler around with me, not like you, if anyone likes Hitler it's you, the Hitler Hustler, just disgusting, I can't believe you, who would be so weak to like Hitler?  Sad, just so sad!"

Fervently deny any romantic feelings toward Hitler, and accuse the man holding the sexy Hitler picture of actually being the Hitler fetishist.

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CABL

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« Reply #69 on: October 05, 2017, 03:04:32 am »

"No, my old chap. It is you who is depicted on the picture, not me as a Trump cosplayer. Also, did you just say that Hitler was a "strong leader"? If he was so strong, why did he killed himself in the end? He was such a pussy that he would be unable to answer the judgement call on Nuremberg tribunal without pissing his pants? Anyway, my old chap, I ordered a special cake for you, so sit down and enjoy your moment in the restaurant..."

Use the rebuttal above to shut up Trump.
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Aigre Excalibur

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« Reply #70 on: October 05, 2017, 03:50:11 am »

"Hello, I would like to order a custom cake for a friend. Just make a base for the cake itself, and completely cover it with sugar frosting. What, no, my friend can totally tolerate such amounts of sugar." After the waiter accepted the order of Roger, he stood up and screamed "HEY, PEOPLE! DO YOU WANT TO HEAR, OR RATHER SEE, SOME DISTURBING TRUTH ABOUT THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA?!"

Show the public a picture of Donald Trump fapping to Hitler's thin mustache in order to tarnish Trump's name.
If successful, gather a band from the restaurant's visitors, then pay Trump a visit and give him the cake.


You flash your photoshopped celeb porn in a crowded family restaurant. The children are fascinated. The women start shrieking. The men's sense of honor have been offended.

Trump's toupee starts vibrating aggressively, alerting him to the fact that someone nearby is tarnishing his great name.  He spits out a lump of cake, and charges outside, immediately starting on a retaliation rant.

"Now now, believe me, Hitler was a strong leader, but he wasn't my type, he was never strong like me, and I like women, Hitler wasn't a woman, he didn't even have breasts, breasts are very important, tremendously important, he was small, barely a man, definitely not even a woman, not my taste, no, because like you he was a slob, where did you even get that picture?  I don't carry pictures of Hitler around with me, not like you, if anyone likes Hitler it's you, the Hitler Hustler, just disgusting, I can't believe you, who would be so weak to like Hitler?  Sad, just so sad!"

Fervently deny any romantic feelings toward Hitler, and accuse the man holding the sexy Hitler picture of actually being the Hitler fetishist.

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

3 - Trump starts babbling about Hitler fetishes. In the whole commotion, it only serves to paint him as a man who talks about Hitler Fetishes.

Glare the angry parents like only true badass can. Continue eating the cake, using my combat knife.

"What you are staring at?"



Spoiler: Vladimir Putin (click to show/hide)

6 - Putin intimidates everyone with his no nonsense Russian bad-assery. Everyone in the room starts backing away and heading for the exit, convinced that this cake looter is a terrorist. In the confusion, a crying cake-stained toddler is trampled to death, but his parents were too frantic in their efforts to flee from the nasty terrorist to notice.

"No, my old chap. It is you who is depicted on the picture, not me as a Trump cosplayer. Also, did you just say that Hitler was a "strong leader"? If he was so strong, why did he killed himself in the end? He was such a pussy that he would be unable to answer the judgement call on Nuremberg tribunal without pissing his pants? Anyway, my old chap, I ordered a special cake for you, so sit down and enjoy your moment in the restaurant..."

Use the rebuttal above to shut up Trump.

The civilians fleeing the area are now convinced that you are not only terrorists, but Nazi terrorists. (With sexual fetishes)

Loot the Southern Scum for something to burn the place down with. If I find anything, burn everything and laugh maniacally.
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You walk into a Ramen Restaurant and head for the kitchens.

4 - You find some stoves and land a sucker punch of the cook manning them.

"COsmTIC DamAge oNLY. coNtINUing onsLauGht."

Keep killing.

The cannibals lift you up in triumph. Having slain their leader, you keep what you kill. This gang now looks to you to lead the assault. Someone finds a personal mobility vehicle for you.
You now have the following status:
Quadriplegic
Cannibal Alpha

You add: Personal mobility vehicle to your inventory.

Bob walks out of Victoria's Secret, victorious. "Can we loot it?" he asks, and a nearby potted plant replies "Yes we can!"

Back to work though. Attempt to find the directory yet again, in order to locate a hardware store.

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You determine that the best supply of hardware would be at the hypermart and head for it on the third floor. It sells all manner of home appliances and may have the items you need.

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For the time being, only fortify the escalators. If I see any indication that zombies can use the elevators, block them off or, better, shut them down.

You organize the librarians and helpful citizens into work teams.
4 - The first small group of library people succeed in moving a single table to block an escalator entrance.

3 - A second group only manages to move their table part of the way, but somehow a chair ends up lying across the escalator.

Rooftop barricades:

East Escalator: 1 table
West Escalator: 1 chair

East Passenger lifts: None
East Passenger lift fire escape: None

West Passenger lifts: None
West Passenger lift fire escape: None

West Exterior stairwell: None

East Cargo Lift: None
Central Cargo Lift: None
Central Garbage Chute's Stair Access: None

Library West Fire Escape: None
Library East Fire Escape: None

It is a lot of access points to cover. People are wondering if you would be safer in the library.

Glass also gains the upgrade: Commander of bookworms. Which will also be available to all their future characters.



Meanwhile in zombieland:

The cannibals begin spilling into basement 1. The stampede cascades into the first floor. At the information booth, an announcement is made about an ongoing terrorist attack. The fire alarm rings. If people were oblivious before, they may start panicking now.

Meanwhile more cannibal gangs reinforce the ones already here. They seem to be coming up through the subway.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #71 on: October 05, 2017, 04:35:09 am »

Set the Ramen place one fire, then continue to hunt around the mall after taking whatever weapons I can find.
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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #72 on: October 05, 2017, 04:37:05 am »

"I never said Hitler was a strong leader, you said that, Hitler Hustler!  It's because you're afraid of real strength, strength like mine, I'm very strong, so strong, much stronger than Hitler, and that makes you scared, you're scared of my tremendous strength, and my toughness, because I'm fair, but you know I'm not fair to thugs, thugs like you, but Hitler loves you, he loves all thugs, because he's weak, and a moron, only morons love thugs!  It's thinking like that which got Hitler shot, soon enough you'll get shot too, I'm the Leader of This Country, I can do that, believe me!"

Shout him down with my superior talent of shouting people down.  Nobody can insult the President like that!

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Re: Zombie Apocalypse Survival the RTD!
« Reply #73 on: October 05, 2017, 05:36:22 am »

"No, I didn't say that Hitler was a strong leader. I said that he was a "pussy". The only type of pussy you can grab with you filthy fascist hands! Also, at least Hitler had an idea behind him. You have no ideas behind you, Mr. President, you are just yet another right-wing politician who screams bollocks about the return to the old glory.
You cannot return America to the former glory by looking into the past, you need to look into the FUTURE! Also, shoot me down? Do you know that I am from Britain?
If you was a simple thug, nobody would bat an eye, but you're the motherfucking president of the motherfucking United States, chap, and I'm the former lead vocalist of Pink Floyd! You kill me right here and now, and you'll piss off UK and the fans of me and Pink Floyd. So, shut your shit-spewing hole up!"


Rebuttal to Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo: Roger Waters Strikes Back: The Oral Talent Battle: Colon Cancer!
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« Reply #74 on: October 05, 2017, 07:01:56 am »

Ensure the crowd is whipped up into a frenzy, then start yelling "Loot! Loot!"

In an unrelated action, find a chainsaw and some gasoline any weapon the GM finds acceptable.


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