Ubercharge consumptiveAbsolutist.
Dodge anyone trying to fuck with me in any way, even if it's supposedly beneficial. In fact, as a standing order dodge everything that comes my way.
You ubercharge me, before turning on your dodgemaster powers!
Stand on either side of Egan_BW and spark him with a tiny bit of each of my qi charges, empowering him to Egan_BW.
Dodged!
Welp, I'm outta here. Run away from the devils before they eternally imprison me in their bellies of pure nothing. Call the unicorn and make him send his suicide/reform squad of degenerates to save me if I don't make it. Gather air while running.
The Devil crawls up to you,
wheezing. It raises its trident, spat from the bell of its maniacal husk, before driving it through your body. Your organs squelch, as the Unicorn descends from the sky. Your mind praises him, and you suspect that you'd bend down if not for being impaled upon a trident. The Devil laughs -- it already has your soul upon his trident, and you are already within his domain. He slurps your body, before wearing it as a husk. A member of the suicide squad gives their body up so you can wear it.
Welp. I created a disloyal army, now I must destroy them before someone tries to become the "Goodmodder". Poison the Goodmodder Army's Rations.
They're already dead.
Oh, by the way, you can easily determine what my post originally said: just remove the italicised "Alternate Spin's" and replace it with the bracketed and struck-out "bloop_bleep's", and unstrike the struck portion below.
Noted.
Arrest Maximum Spins' Spin, making him Minimum Spin.
Alternate Maximum Spin becomes Minimum Spin!
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i'm leg
i'm leg scrombled
((Did you spin a single reel for all three slots? Or is Friction all we got? Because the former is how it actually works.))
Noted for today's spin of the reel. In fact, we'll make up for that by spinning the second slots twice!
Kick the Godmodder in the dick. Then, order my army to reload and open fire on the Godmodder again when I get out of the way.
The Godmodder stares at you blankly.
"
Is that what kids these days call a crime against humanity?"
He holds your hand. He then gets shot by your army, but he
smiles. Smiling. Whilst holding someone's
hand. Disgusting. +4% death.
Hit the godmodder in the face with my gun.
The Godmodder shoots you in the face with his stick.
Ask the godmodder to take a hundred year break, we can take over his duties in the meantime.
The Godmodder tells you to ask that question again in November.
(is there a limit to how many people can write at once?)
No.
Hijack and escape on a escape pod, crash pod into godmodder's basement
You hijack the remains of the Godmodder's interdimensional flagship, before crashing into the basement!
-˝: Attack the Godmodder with awful bursts of negative energy!
+˝: Meditate, summoning White Angels of Chesed to kill the Godmodder with kindness. Then leap up to Chokmah and across to Binah, achieving enlightenment and becoming a Buddha.
both: spark yin, yin, then yang, forming ☳ Thunder. Strike the Godmodder with ☳ Thunder.
The Godmodder emanates sickening waves of bad vibes, dude. The White Angels of Chesed proceed to fall over from existential dread from simply feeling them. Finally, that guy walks into lightning all the time. He's basically a lightningrod.
Give the godmodder a severe shark allergy.
The Godmodder gets a severe shark allergy. He then curses the incoming sharknado tomorrow.
Thank you GigaGiant for your contribution to the Galactic Empire!
Grant GigaGiant the title of 'Grand Admiral' for their upgrade to the Death Star (now StarKiller Base)
Now, call me old fashioned, but I want the Godmodder's head! His literal head! Go, and kill him for the glory of the Galactic Empire!
Send Stormtrooper army to attack the Godmodder.
Also, raise taxes on the Galactic Empire to fund the 'FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER' fundraiser.
+$100,000 to the FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER! The Godmodder uses his bad vibes to reduce them all into slobbering soldiers that can barely aim!
"Yes sir! Glad to be of assistance!"
Accept the title. Also, still try to give the godmodder a shark allergy.
It has been done.
Draws in base energy of current fallen heaven, in his suit made of dead fallen angel flesh. He proceeds to slash open barrier of reality and uploads a universe ignition blast in the basement. Said blast does big damage in basement, destroys barrier so now in play as shards of dimeionsal substance fly to slice up survivors from the intense holocaust blast.
Minimum Spin throws the Gelding Men's Union into the blast, annihilating the latter!
X -- II.Gravity lowers! The Peasant-King Borc, wielding the legendary weapon
Not The Bees! summoned!
The Godmodder marks a date on the calendar, the date where you all get to die! These happy days are about to be over, and you better rush to kill that guy.
also
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i'm leg scrombled
bone hurting juice is pouring out of my orifices
halp
basements are clean and healthy places that you should live in
I'll Kill You On That Date, I Swear:
[24/10/17].
FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER: $1,100. Ends on
[31/10/17].
Clockwise Spin + Anticlockwise Spin. Half-Godmoder. INSULATED CONSEQUENCES. Carrying Longinus, a microphone.
Greatness942. 「Thoth」.
bloop_bleep.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby
Puppyguard: In the fifth dimension, with the Godmodder's brother.
Tyrant Leviathan / 1 Therion. QLIPHOTH-Suit.
Godzilla. Possessed by Zultan. Carrying a really big gun. 「My Only Gun God」.
Secheral.
Egan_BW: Holy Thorn Knight. Royalty.
ZOMBIETRON ∞.
The Grim Reaper.
Minimum Spin.
James Mattis. Half-Godmoder.
The Unicorn and His Band of Degenerates.
Gelding Men's Union.
Starkiller Base.
Army Loyal Only to Me.
@TeletubbiesFact / the Devil. Wearing Secheral's body as a suit!
consumptiveAbsolutist. Ubercharged! leg scrombled.
The Godmodder. 40% dead.
Days Left: 16.
[11/07/17]
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