Meet Stukos Helmsdays. A very talented singer who wants to rock and make goblin heads roll. He's got dreams of conquest and only death and STD's are gonna stop him.
As you can see, he's a pompous ass.
First recruits: A buncha hapless drunks. Easy prey for Stukos sexy, sultry deep voiced lyrics of ass kickery and goblin slam shittery. Many of the Dwarves of The Boots of Tribute, the sole Dwarven civilization in the world, are real tired of the nearby Goblin faction's shit. Lots of raids and insurrections from them and with the Dwarven gov't crumbling, demagogues like Stukos can really shine.
Stukos comes across humans, gets the tall boys to join him. They too are tired of Goblin aggression, and are easily exploitable through Stukos song and dance. Lots of the human settlements up north are really plagued by bandits too and warlords.
And as such, are weak as egg shit. So, Stukos "liberates" some human weapons to arm his merry band of drunken pillagers with lots of good gear. The humans don't seem to mind.
Across the way Stukos and his merry band of murderers encounters some bandits out in these northern wastes. A good number of them seem to be deserters from The Boots of Tribute military, as the central government has been collapsing with the murder of a few notable nobles via Goblin invaders. Many have taken to petty banditry and as such, are cunts who attack Stukos and his folks on sight. Pointless death, but it results in good loot for his army, and experience.
More conflict with bandits. North of the mountains is just filled to the brim with would be warlords and bandit cheiftains, deserters and all sorts of bastards.
An overview of the known world from Stukos' point of view. His main goal is to go westward, decimate the goblins to help pave the way for future Dwarf strongholds and expeditions to the western fringes of the mountains.
Encountered camel people- they are a strange bunch, lots of tribes of One Humped Camel People can be found all across the hot, sun baked lands of The Boots of Tribute and in nearby regions. A good many offer themselves as warriors and mercenaries, and some take territory for themselves. Stukos uses his wooing charm and gets some camel boobs on the team.
The human fort that all these camel people were found in (most of them female, and no this is not modded) seems to be occupied by a Camel man overlord. He's a fat fuck sultan, and it appears he literally has a harem of his kind. Complete with turban and dirka, this guy is full kebab.
...And im not even surprised. A tribe of bandits who overtook this human keep and the surrounding area. Stukos has no qaurrel with the Camel people or this Seljuk Camel bandit sultan, and doesn't give a rats arse over the local humans. He accepts the generous Sultan's concubines into his party and decides to party some in his keep, and leave to continue on his journey.
An overall view of the world. There is more to the north but it's mostly just polar ice cap.
And to answer the question: I used MS paint to quickly draw each of these crappy images.
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