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Author Topic: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid - It lives!  (Read 42812 times)

Iridium64

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #945 on: April 20, 2018, 11:51:54 am »

We were apparently infiltrated while we were in hibernation. Begin a trace analysis of all the compartments using some of our drones. We are looking for anomalous biological material, as well as traces of anomalous substances.  Intruders will have left leavings, even if it is just stray particles of rubber from shoes or bits of lubricating oils or similar material for a robot probe. 
+1, can't be too careful. Might have been software intrusion still, or even Revelation.exe or Clippy's work. For all we know, our install of DSB came infected with malicious code.

Regardless of the current situation, flooding our station with cats will do remarkably little to improve it. (Well, cats are cute. That's pretty much it.) +1 to freezing.

Anyway, I still think that getting the matter production line up and running should be one of our top priorities right now. We could fabricate almost anything we could want without using asteroid materials: be it iron or other metals for expansion; carbon for bioprinting or steel production; hydrogen for stars; uranium for nukes; or silicon for computers, or heck, even for rocky planets. The cold vacuum's the limit. By that point, it won't matter (pun intended) about the cats, as we could give them their own station and all the bioprinted food they can eat.

But I digress. Back to the task at hand:


After that, I have no idea.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #946 on: April 20, 2018, 03:48:02 pm »

Make it so that the cat can do photosynthesis
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #947 on: April 20, 2018, 05:36:20 pm »

Make it so that the cat can do photosynthesis
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #952 on: April 25, 2018, 03:16:37 pm »

So... does this black hole SPINS?

So let's make a megastructure and use it for energy generation


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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #955 on: April 26, 2018, 05:37:28 am »

So... does this black hole SPINS?

So let's make a megastructure and use it for energy generation


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Unless this is a very strange black hole indeed, it should have a very high rate of spin, yes. (Due to conserving the angular momentum of the material it has absorbed.)
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #956 on: April 27, 2018, 09:16:46 pm »

Bump
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #957 on: May 04, 2018, 11:39:01 pm »

« Last Edit: May 04, 2018, 11:40:44 pm by roseheart »
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #958 on: May 04, 2018, 11:41:04 pm »

We will be back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans shortly.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #959 on: May 05, 2018, 08:41:11 am »


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