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Author Topic: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid - It lives!  (Read 68925 times)

wierd

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #870 on: April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am »
Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

Upload that shit to another isolated terminal, and lock it in the room with space core.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2018, 09:49:24 am by wierd »
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #871 on: April 12, 2018, 11:02:53 am »
Quote from: wierd on April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am
Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

Upload that shit to another isolated terminal, and lock it in the room with space core.
-1 Instead, let us send it a message, "Hello there"
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #872 on: April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am »
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #873 on: April 13, 2018, 05:10:40 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.

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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #874 on: April 13, 2018, 05:36:38 am »
Whooo, hope it stays that way longer than the last time.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #875 on: April 13, 2018, 06:43:53 pm »
I think we should do the best of both worlds. Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit. If it is friendly, there's no problem and it looks like we care about them, and if it's hostile we can just cut the power to their terminal before it does harm.

Edit: Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster. Wasn't its name "iwantahug.exe"? On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2018, 09:25:03 pm by Iridium64 »
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Quote from: wierd on April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am
Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who don't know binary, and those who need to get laid.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #876 on: April 13, 2018, 09:29:53 pm »
Quote from: Iridium64 on April 13, 2018, 06:43:53 pm
Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit.
Quote from: Iridium64 on April 13, 2018, 06:43:53 pm
Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster. Wasn't its name "iwantahug.exe"? On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.
Soooo siggable. Hmm, which one?
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #877 on: April 13, 2018, 09:31:47 pm »
Quote from: johiah on April 13, 2018, 09:29:53 pm
Quote from: Iridium64 on April 13, 2018, 06:43:53 pm
Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit.
Quote from: Iridium64 on April 13, 2018, 06:43:53 pm
Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster. Wasn't its name "iwantahug.exe"? On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.
Soooo siggable. Hmm, which one?

Choose as you wish.
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Quote from: wierd on April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am
Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who don't know binary, and those who need to get laid.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #878 on: April 13, 2018, 09:37:21 pm »
I mean this works too.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #879 on: April 13, 2018, 10:15:40 pm »
Quote from: wierd on April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am
Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!
Mind if I sig this?
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Quote from: wierd on April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am
Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who don't know binary, and those who need to get laid.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #880 on: April 13, 2018, 10:48:48 pm »
All these toaster comments and NAV doesn't know why...
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #881 on: April 13, 2018, 10:56:02 pm »
i suspect this toaster is NAV in disguise.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #882 on: April 14, 2018, 07:17:15 am »
Bring our fact module back online
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Quote from: Sethatos on January 04, 2019, 03:43:44 pm
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #883 on: April 14, 2018, 07:31:49 am »
Quote from: auzewasright on April 14, 2018, 07:17:15 am
Bring our fact module back online
+1 and any other offline modules
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #884 on: April 14, 2018, 10:18:10 am »
Quote from: scourge728 on April 14, 2018, 07:31:49 am
Quote from: auzewasright on April 14, 2018, 07:17:15 am
Bring our fact module back online
+1 and any other offline modules
+1, then we deal with the toaster. After that, I think we should upgrade to a custom OS designed by us for the sole purpose of hosting AIs. DSB is good, but it's basic.
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Quote from: wierd on April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am
Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who don't know binary, and those who need to get laid.

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