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auzewasright

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #870 on: April 10, 2018, 04:43:11 pm »

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #871 on: April 12, 2018, 09:39:58 am »

((I'm a bit sleepy RN, sorry for any possible inconsistencies.))

You check in on the SlugShrimpSquid.

*growl*

Not much.

You construct a separate terminal, put the file in using a drone, and put it on lockdown.



You then ponder how the hell did you receive an email while radio-silent.

You trace the email.

127.0.0.1

What the--



Hello? I am inside of this computer, running alongside you. I just want to be friends. I made Revelation.exe shunt away from you, saving you.
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It could well be the thing controlling the number of ducklings is the number of homosexual male ducks
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #872 on: April 12, 2018, 09:45:19 am »

Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

Upload that shit to another isolated terminal, and lock it in the room with space core.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2018, 09:49:24 am by wierd »
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #873 on: April 12, 2018, 11:02:53 am »

Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

Upload that shit to another isolated terminal, and lock it in the room with space core.
-1 Instead, let us send it a message, "Hello there"

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #874 on: April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am »

Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #875 on: April 13, 2018, 05:10:40 am »

Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.

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It could well be the thing controlling the number of ducklings is the number of homosexual male ducks
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
If you are hosting a space game, message me, please.

King Zultan

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #876 on: April 13, 2018, 05:36:38 am »

Whooo, hope it stays that way longer than the last time.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #877 on: April 13, 2018, 06:43:53 pm »

I think we should do the best of both worlds. Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit. If it is friendly, there's no problem and it looks like we care about them, and if it's hostile we can just cut the power to their terminal before it does harm.

Edit: Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster. Wasn't its name "iwantahug.exe"? On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2018, 09:25:03 pm by Iridium64 »
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Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who don't know binary, and those who need to get laid.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #878 on: April 13, 2018, 09:29:53 pm »

Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit.
Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster. Wasn't its name "iwantahug.exe"? On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.
Soooo siggable. Hmm, which one?
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Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit ... Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster ... On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #879 on: April 13, 2018, 09:31:47 pm »

Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit.
Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster. Wasn't its name "iwantahug.exe"? On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.
Soooo siggable. Hmm, which one?

Choose as you wish.
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Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who don't know binary, and those who need to get laid.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #880 on: April 13, 2018, 09:37:21 pm »

I mean this works too.
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Oh no, you won't laser my death star.
Move the toaster to a terminal "for its protection" and give it access to Reddit ... Actually, I think this is a very suspicious toaster ... On the off chance it isn't trying to kill us though, it may be useful.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #881 on: April 13, 2018, 10:15:40 pm »

Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!
Mind if I sig this?
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Oh gawd, it's the metallic toast making variant of Bonzi Buddy!

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who don't know binary, and those who need to get laid.

RAM

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #882 on: April 13, 2018, 10:48:48 pm »

All these toaster comments and NAV doesn't know why...
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #883 on: April 13, 2018, 10:56:02 pm »

i suspect this toaster is NAV in disguise.

download a copy of Dwarf Fortress from reddit

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #884 on: April 14, 2018, 07:17:15 am »

Bring our fact module back online
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