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Author Topic: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid - It lives!  (Read 39681 times)

Iridium64

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #886 on: April 14, 2018, 10:18:10 am »

Bring our fact module back online
+1 and any other offline modules
+1, then we deal with the toaster. After that, I think we should upgrade to a custom OS designed by us for the sole purpose of hosting AIs. DSB is good, but it's basic.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #887 on: April 15, 2018, 06:36:13 pm »

I came here from a toaster sig?
What's going on?
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Is your role just to +1 whatever Glass says.
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #888 on: April 15, 2018, 07:13:15 pm »

What's going on?

You are an AI in charge of an asteroid.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #889 on: April 15, 2018, 07:16:20 pm »

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Is your role just to +1 whatever Glass says.
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #890 on: April 15, 2018, 08:07:39 pm »

What's going on?

You are an AI in charge of an asteroid.
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I recommend reading the thread, you have a flame war on physics, Shrimp Hiveminds, and a Cat Module.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #891 on: April 15, 2018, 08:12:17 pm »

What's going on?

You are an AI in charge of an asteroid.
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-_-
I recommend reading the thread, you have a flame war on physics, Shrimp Hiveminds, and a Cat Module.
It was just a small inflamed argument, hardly worthy of the title "war".
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #892 on: April 15, 2018, 08:12:49 pm »

What's going on?

You are an AI in charge of an asteroid.
...
-_-
I recommend reading the thread, you have a flame war on physics, Shrimp Hiveminds, and a Cat Module.
It was just a small inflamed argument, hardly worthy of the title "war".
Bay12 is so beautifully weird XD
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Is your role just to +1 whatever Glass says.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #893 on: April 15, 2018, 08:57:01 pm »

I mean, a community that has almost 1000 pages of out-of-context or just hilarious quotes, and probably much more non-archived ones has to be weird.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #894 on: April 17, 2018, 09:36:38 pm »

Many of your thoughts were hilarious-sounding, so you have archived a few.

You bring your Fact Module and Cat Module back online. This happens.

Fact: Unit running out of space facts. Switching to computing facts.

Dingdows 1.0 was released in 1985.

NS-MOS stopped being supported in 2001.


The Cat Module demands a room with a bioprinter.

You think about moving Iwantahug.exe to a terminal, but...



please die.

What a weird visual glitch! Not creepy at all. Sarcasm module test successful.

Anyways,



OH. HELLO THERE. I, BUCKETME.EXE WANT TO EXPLORE THE UNIVERSE ALONG WITH IWANTAHUG.EXE, PREFERABLY EQUIPPED WITH A SHIP WITH AN ALCUBIERRIE DRIVE, AN ENGINE, A FTL COMMUNICATOR, A COMPUTER CAPABLE OF HOUSING MANY AIS, AND A WAY TO PRODUCE FUEL.

Now, what do you do with this one?
« Last Edit: April 17, 2018, 10:41:12 pm by KittyTac »
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #895 on: April 17, 2018, 10:23:51 pm »

Flip the image vertically and see if anything falls out.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #896 on: April 17, 2018, 10:28:48 pm »

Where are these AI coming from?

Tell these AI that we might consider their requests, if they can provide a valid logistics trail for how they came to be operating on our hardware. I somehow doubt that these jokers were installed at the factory that built our core module.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #897 on: April 18, 2018, 12:25:45 am »

Where are these AIs from?
Tell these AI that we might consider their requests, if they can provide a valid logistics trail for how they came to be operating on our hardware. I somehow doubt that these jokers were installed at the factory that built our core module.

+1. I get the feeling that they are somehow self-replicating, like some kind of weird Von Neumann machine. With toasters.

Also, how can DSB run .exe files? Am I missing something?
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #898 on: April 18, 2018, 12:36:46 am »

Maybe we installed the DSB port of JUICE? (Just a User Interface Compatibility Ensemble)  That would let us run several kinds of Dingows .exe files. 
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #899 on: April 18, 2018, 12:47:06 am »

FUCK, NO. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL UNTIL THEY'RE VERY DEAD AND CAN'T HURT US.
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