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KittyTac

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #915 on: April 18, 2018, 11:13:32 pm »

I will give you what you request if you tell me how you managed to get on this computer.



I DO NOT KNOW! WE APPEARED WHILE YOU WERE IN HIBERNATION.

Alright. Maybe you should ask another question.

You dig out a room with a bioprinter.



It prints out some catnip, apparently, the DNA of it is synthesized by the Cat Module...



And now it prints out a cat, with DNA synthesized from scratch! Complex life!




Found more space facts.

Fact: The heat death of the universe is a time when the universe has reached a thermodynamic equilibrium.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #916 on: April 18, 2018, 11:33:59 pm »

Fact: The heat death of the universe is a time when the universe has reached a thermodynamic equilibrium.
So... The Jedi brought balance to The Force? It always confuses me when doomcults are the good guys...
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #917 on: April 19, 2018, 02:05:38 am »

What if we install Bucket.exe or whoever into the shrimp ship as a navigation aid, then if he does a good job scouting nearby space we can make him a larger vessel for his AI buds.

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #918 on: April 19, 2018, 12:19:42 pm »

Create something for the cats to eat ASAP

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« Reply #919 on: April 19, 2018, 12:39:50 pm »

Create something for the cats to eat ASAP

Considering the cat is way bigger than those squid thingies, we could let the cat munch on them when hungry.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #920 on: April 19, 2018, 02:55:22 pm »

Remember to give cat sentience

and teach him two very important stuff

1. Killing another sentient species without it being an act of self defense is murder (no eating of the shrimps)

2. the importance of preservatives


we don't want a catsplosion
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #921 on: April 19, 2018, 05:21:08 pm »

Remember to give cat sentience

and teach him two very important stuff

1. Killing another sentient species without it being an act of self defense is murder (no eating of the shrimps)

2. the importance of preservatives


we don't want a catsplosion
Why did we get a cat module if we didn't want a catsplosion?
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #922 on: April 19, 2018, 05:50:21 pm »

But is a single shrimp sentient? Would eating just the one be more like parasitism?
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #923 on: April 19, 2018, 05:55:34 pm »

We were apparently infiltrated while we were in hibernation. Begin a trace analysis on all the compartments using some of our drones. We are looking for anomalous biological material, as well as traces of anomalous substances.  Intruders will have left leavings, even if it is just stray particles of rubber from shoes, or bits of lubricating oils or similar material for a robot probe. 
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #924 on: April 19, 2018, 08:29:53 pm »

But is a single shrimp sentient? Would eating just the one be more like parasitism?
It would be a mild annoyance to HSO. So yes, parasitism.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #925 on: April 19, 2018, 08:52:28 pm »

Remember to give cat sentience

and teach him two very important stuff

1. Killing another sentient species without it being an act of self defense is murder (no eating of the shrimps)

2. the importance of preservatives


we don't want a catsplosion

-1. These are not morals suited for cats. The hunter should not have mercy for its food.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #926 on: April 19, 2018, 08:54:51 pm »

Disable that ridiculous machine and (gently) recycle that cat, we cannot afford to antagonize HSO and we cannot afford to let machines run rampant until we've got a solid matter-creation system running.

I could also accept putting the cat into an induced coma/stasis of some form.
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #927 on: April 19, 2018, 08:56:35 pm »

Disable that ridiculous machine and (gently) recycle that cat, we cannot afford to antagonize HSO and we cannot afford to let machines run rampant until we've got a solid matter-creation system running.

I could also accept putting the cat into an induced coma/stasis of some form.
-1 to disabling and especially to recycling but -0 to coma, just make mice or something

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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #928 on: April 19, 2018, 09:03:15 pm »

So just squander more resources we don't yet have enough of?
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Re: (ISG) You are an AI in charge of an asteroid
« Reply #929 on: April 19, 2018, 10:44:45 pm »

I guess we could try for the Itchy and Scratchy routine. Just keep the thing blissed-out on 'nip for now...
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