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Fighting during The Nuclear Winter or after it?

I would prefer to fight during The Nuclear Winter, even if it will be harsh as hell.
- 8 (80%)
I would prefer to fight after The Nuclear Winter. I prefer more balanced RTD.
- 2 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 10

Voting closed: November 25, 2017, 10:16:23 am


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Author Topic: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: TURN 27: THE END OF MENACE!  (Read 58084 times)

CABL

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UH-OH. YOU WERE WATCHING TV IN YOUR HOUSE, LOCATED SOMEWHERE IN THE RURAL MISSISSIPPI, AND YOU RECEIVED BREAKING NEWS: NUCLEAR LAUNCHES WERE DETECTED! EVERYONE PANICS, VAULT-TEC CORP GATHERS ITS CLIENTS INTO NUCLEAR SHELTERS, CALLED "VAULTS".

WAT DO?



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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2017, 10:52:30 am »

Name: John Smith
Appearance: a man who looks like a generic GI Joe soldier, but dresses like a farmer
First Action: Be returned to active agent status by the subliminal messages in the broadcast.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2017, 10:58:55 am »

Name : Jin Xeng

Appearence : your average chinese except somewhat fit and clad in hei-gui stealth suit/ chinese hei-gui

Action : attempt to secure any working transport, so I can get to local centre of capitalistic pigs.

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2017, 11:05:28 am »

Name:  Sum Gai
Appearance: Similar to any person of Asian-American descent.
Action: Don't get nuked.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2017, 11:20:16 am »

Name:  Someguy
Appearance: Like a normal average person.
Action: Plant a barrier of anti-radiation tress around the propiety.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2017, 11:32:00 am »

Name: Jarl
Appearance/Who are you: A bearded man wearing a barrel.
First action: Grab my poison-filled pinata and check my surroundings.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2017, 11:57:26 am »

Name: Yoink
Appearance/Who are you: Scrawny, long-haired Australian dude clad in an oversized, grey, cloak-like military jacket adorned with a variety of patches and mildew.
First action: Activate my phone's data connection and, overcome by guilt, access the internet to hop on Bay12 and update a certain abandoned rtd of mine.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2017, 12:05:38 pm »

Name: Jack
Appearance/Who are you: a generic human person that is totally not a robot
First action: Use my calculating skills to determin how much time do we have before the nuke hits, and how large will the explosion be
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2017, 12:36:44 pm »

Turn 1: Unlucky Rolls

First Action: Be returned to active agent status by the subliminal messages in the broadcast.
[3] The message in the broadcast makes you remember that you were in a secret of agency of some sort. Unfortunately, you can't remember which one.

Action : attempt to secure any working transport, so I can get to local centre of capitalistic pigs.
[1] You try to drive one of the pickup cars. The engine started leaking oil when you tried to start it.

Action: Don't get nuked.
[1] China really hates your guts for some reason, so it launched a nuclear strike at the starting location.
Unless destroyed somehow, the nuke will reach the coordinates in 3 turns.

Action: Plant a barrier of anti-radiation tress around the propiety.
[1] Did you say "tress"? You try to make some tresses out of your hair, then you cut them off and throw them at the ground, making a circle out of your hair. Some dude looks at you like you would look at the guy, who tries to protect his house from the nukes by making a barrier out of tresses.

First action: Grab my poison-filled pinata and check my surroundings.
You go outside with your pinata and look around. You see 2 wooden houses, a barn with a pair of bovines, and a garage. This place is surrounded by the trees from all directions, expect the western one, where lays a dirt path, leading to an asphalt road.

First action: Activate my phone's data connection and, overcome by guilt, access the internet to hop on Bay12 and update a certain abandoned rtd of mine.
[1] When you pull out a phone from your pockets, you accidentally drop your telephone on the floor.
[1] It dropped with such an impact, that it breaks into pieces, and some of the shards fly into your feet. It's quite painful.
Gained Status: Lightly wounded feet.

First action: Use my calculating skills to determin how much time do we have before the nuke hits, and how large will the explosion be
[2] You try to calculate the time before the nuke hits the area, and also how large the explosion will be, but the numbers in your head are scrambled together into a mess. You decide to calculate it later?

Nations/Organizations/NPC turns
China launches brand new models of the nuclear bombs at the USA. [6] The nukes are very fast but unstable. They explode in the air over the Hawaii.

USA launches counter nuclear-strike at the China. [3] They're on their way to China, even though they look like they weren't maintained well enough. 3 turns to impact China

Vault-Tec Corp starts advertising their Vaults. [6] The advertisement program is too costly for them, so they shut it down. They got a good chunk of new clients, tho.

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2017, 12:42:58 pm »

Go to the barn and ride a bovine to the west.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2017, 01:03:52 pm »

Wow, five 1s. Just wow.
Be at some place that isn't getting nuked.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2017, 02:16:14 pm »

John Smith

Search the house for my nuclear war emergency kit. If found, inspect for any identifying equipment.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2017, 02:18:32 pm »

Attempt to use another transport to get to local capital

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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2017, 02:45:23 pm »

Name: Billy Jobob
Appearance/Who are you: Your average hillbilly.
Status: Healthy
First action: Go get my moonshine and rifle from the house, and head for the woods.
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Re: ROLL TO GET NUKED 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2017, 02:46:26 pm »

What are the odds of 5,1's?
Find a shovel and start digging a deep hole around 20m underground, hopefully starting from a basement
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