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Author Topic: Worst artifact ever, of all time  (Read 4330 times)

se05239

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Re: Worst artifact ever, of all time
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2017, 09:45:28 am »

A chair is actually a pretty nice artifact, as you can put it in a meeting hall for your dorfs to marvel. The important question is, however, does it menace with spikes of cherry wood? If it does not, then it's truly one of the worst artifacts ever  :P

Just looked at some of the artifacts in my current fort and one of them menaces with spikes of pig tail.
no spike, sadly, and how do you make spikes out of pig tail?
If there's a will, there's a way.
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lestmurphy

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Re: Worst artifact ever, of all time
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2017, 11:22:37 am »

I get a lot of Floodgate artifacts. A chair/throne is much better imo!
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Re: Worst artifact ever, of all time
« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2017, 07:43:35 pm »

One time I read a ring artifacts description, it just so happened to tell the tale of the maker's death via dragon bite.
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