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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #30 on: November 24, 2017, 08:53:44 pm »

It's a pocket dimension generator. And it needs to work better than that.

>I want a permanent pocket dimension that I can access easily. Fix up my machine so it can do that.
[...] The machine is fixed and will now function perfectly!



>Prepare special armour to defend me aganist the fiery attacks of the toasters
[...] You quickly forge some armour, but you're short some materials and it only covers the upper half of your body (arms included).



((I have fancy technopaladin armor, right?))

>Regardless of above, jump the guy with the explosives. Note the license plate.
Take the explosives and run, call the police or find police,
let them know what just happened and help them out however I can. Tell them the license plate number.
[...] You attempt to sneak the shit out of the guy getting the explosives prepared. You made a note to look at the license plate on the van, but in the ensuing scuffle you forgot to thanks to your adrenaline pumping. You also end up breaking his bones a little too loudly, as one of the other goons are walking back outside to check on their explosives guy. Things will get sticky when they find him out cold and possibly paralysed!



>Go back to foraging, craft something that can serve as an antibiotic.
[...] Too bad. You head back to the wilds to forage for some medicinal plants. You don't quite find what you're looking for. Only one leaf from a new breed of plant that you have no idea about. Maybe you can try it and see? Risky business though.

((Also, apologies to Doomblade for missing their action!))

what about me, did I find my spear?

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2017, 09:21:20 pm »

>Hide on one side of the van. When he bends over to check on his buddy, jump him too.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2017, 01:34:53 pm by johiah »
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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2017, 01:16:14 am »

>Try the leaf!
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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #33 on: November 25, 2017, 04:32:44 am »

Soo... have I been waitlisted then?
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #34 on: November 25, 2017, 06:18:38 am »

Soo... have I been waitlisted then?

Same question here.
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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2017, 03:58:33 pm »

what about me, did I find my spear?
I'm on a phone and didn't see your post come up during the typing. Where'd I miss it at? Apologies.
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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2017, 04:39:17 pm »

You still haven't mentioned me or NRDL.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2017, 08:51:01 am »

You still haven't mentioned me or NRDL.
Huh? We're at 5 already.
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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2017, 09:08:38 am »

You do realise that's 4, not 5 right?
4=IIII
5=IIIII

There are only 4 people. And if you can't count because english isn't your first language or something, atleast waitlist the people who can't currently play because the game's full.

Edit: I even double checked, there have only been 4 actions in each turn so far. You also missed Paxie by the way.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2017, 09:11:36 am by TankKit »
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2017, 09:09:52 am »

Damnit, wrong button.
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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2017, 11:15:26 am »

what about me, did I find my spear?
I'm on a phone and didn't see your post come up during the typing. Where'd I miss it at? Apologies.

Reply number 19, second page.

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2017, 09:44:29 pm »

what about me, did I find my spear?
I'm on a phone and didn't see your post come up during the typing. Where'd I miss it at? Apologies.

Reply number 19, second page.

My mistake. Your action has been added!

Climb out of my cave and go searching for where I put my spear.
[...] You find your spear as soon as you leave your cave. The bad news? A random barbarian has his mitts on it, thinking it to be a blessed weapon given from the gods. Whether it is or isn't doesn't matter; you obviously want your spear back. The question is, how will you get it back from him? He seems to be alone and unaware of your presence.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2017, 09:46:25 pm by Custom Critical »
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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2017, 10:44:45 pm »

Tap him on the shoulder and politely ask for it back by informing him that there is nothing special about the spear except for the fact that I made it, mention that if he trades me something I would be willing to make him another.

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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2017, 11:03:30 pm »

Wait list me please?

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Also, superscript is like this, if you're still curious: [-sup][-/sup] without the dashes.
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Re: Roll to Become a God
« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2017, 02:29:16 pm »

Wait list me please?

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Also, superscript is like this, if you're still curious: [-sup][-/sup] without the dashes.
Looking for hover text not superscript.
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