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Author Topic: MINIMALISM ART GO [7] [DRUNKEN MEDIEVAL VILLAGE]  (Read 12450 times)

King Zultan

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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [2] [HERE WE GO]
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2017, 04:28:54 am »

Try and save what us left of the content of the still and stop the bleeding.
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO: HERE WE GO!
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2017, 07:28:38 am »

GEORGE'S GROIN AND THIGH EXPLODE! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE IF DIRECT HIT.
WORSE!? JUST HOW EXPLODED IS MY GROIN???
TRY TO ASCERTAIN THIS WHILST SCREAMING. SCREAM LOUD AND SCREAM LONG.

IF GROIN APPEARS TO BE UNSALVAGEABLE, THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF
name: Volcanis
class: protoss zealot
back stab nearest threat with energy blade
THIS LUNATIC'S WEAPON IN HOPES OF ENDING MY SUFFERING

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IF THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR MY GROIN, PRAY TO BACCHUS OR SOME SHIT TO STOP MY BLEEDING. OH AND KEEP WOUNDS ELEVATED. DO A HEADSTAND, I GUESS
« Last Edit: December 06, 2017, 09:20:39 am by Yoink »
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [2] [HERE WE GO]
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2017, 09:11:32 am »

GO OUT WITH A FIRE ACCIDENT! BY THAT I MEAN PULL OUT TWO AK-74 AND SHOOT INCENDIARY BULLETS IN EVERY DIRECTION!
HOPE THAT THE HOUSE WHERE WE ALL ARE WILL BURN TO THE ASH!
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [2] [HERE WE GO]
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2017, 05:32:27 am »

I AM THE HUT
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [2] [HERE WE GO]
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2017, 09:59:01 am »

Does broken rib have any effects on character?
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [2] [HERE WE GO]
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2017, 10:25:37 am »

Does broken rib have any effects on character?
NOT ON ROLLS, BUT DIE EASIER.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [2] [HERE WE GO]
« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2017, 10:30:07 am »

My NAME is Qggln and I am a TERRIBLE ELDER GOD FROM BEYOND SOMETHING HUMANS DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR YET.
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [2] [HERE WE GO]
« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2017, 08:21:45 pm »

BAT AROUND ANYTHING THAT MOVES WITH MY PAWS, MAYBE NIBBLE A BIT. ENJOY THE EXCITING PLAYTIME WITH LOTS OF BLOOD
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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MINIMALISM ART GO: IS A TURN!
« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2017, 05:31:27 pm »

TURN 3: IS A TURN!

Devour plants in garden.
[4] YOU FIND SPROUTS IN GARDEN, NIBBLE. TASTY!

GEORGE'S GROIN AND THIGH EXPLODE! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE IF DIRECT HIT.
WORSE!? JUST HOW EXPLODED IS MY GROIN???
TRY TO ASCERTAIN THIS WHILST SCREAMING. SCREAM LOUD AND SCREAM LONG.

IF GROIN APPEARS TO BE UNSALVAGEABLE, THROW MYSELF IN FRONT OF
name: Volcanis
class: protoss zealot
back stab nearest threat with energy blade
THIS LUNATIC'S WEAPON IN HOPES OF ENDING MY SUFFERING

Edit:
IF THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR MY GROIN, PRAY TO BACCHUS OR SOME SHIT TO STOP MY BLEEDING. OH AND KEEP WOUNDS ELEVATED. DO A HEADSTAND, I GUESS

GROIN HORRIBLE. LEFT HALF GONE, BLOOD EVERYWHERE. [2] YOU TRY SCREAM, BUT TOO MUCH, PAIN, ONLY TINY WHIMPER. [3] BACCHUS HEAR PRAYER, BUT BUSY HELPING GET THE GUY AT THE STILL DRUNK. [3] YOU LEAN TOWARD VOLCANIS, BUT TOO SLOW!

YOU HIT FLOOR AND GRUNT IN PAIN AS LAST OF BLOOD LEAVES BODY.

RESPAWN?

name: Volcanis
class: protoss zealot
back stab nearest threat with energy blade
[1] {NEAREST THREAT} YOU STAB AT SEIKO! [3] YOU MISS!, BLADE GOES OVER HEAD AND MISSES BLEEDING GUY LUNGING AT SWORD.


Forge SENTIENT RAINBOW DIRT into a HAPPY SUN with MAGIC.
[4] YOU SHAPE SENTIENT RAINBOW DIRT INTO GLOWING ORB WITH YOUR RAINBOW MAGIC.

Search for medical equipment that I can use to patch myself up.
[3] YOU DUCK AS SWORD GOES OVER HEAD, SCRAMBLE FOR BOX ON FLOOR, BUT IS EMPTY! LOOK ELSEWHERE?

Is this the moment where I can TAKE A HUMANOID FORM ?
[2] NEED MOAR POWER. SORRY.

Cast fireball at Seiko then try to remember, where is my phylactery
[6] YOU CAST GIANT FIREBALL AT SEIKO, AND SHE LOOK UP AS HURTLE TOWARD HER! [6] SEIKO DIVE OUT OF CORNER, BUT LAND ON BACK, SHIFTING KNIFE IN KIDNEY. SEIKO'S BLOOD POOL ACROSS FLOOR AS SHE BARELY HANG ON.
[6] YOU PONDER WHERE PHYLACTERY IS, CAST LOCATOR SPELL AND KNOW EXACTLY WHERE! IN DIFFERENT DIMENSION THOUGH.
YOU LOW ON MAGIC NOW, CAN BARELY MOVE! -2 ALL PHYSICAL AND MAGICAL ROLLS.

Try and save what us left of the content of the still and stop the bleeding.
[4] YOU GET MOST OF THE REST OF THE EVERCLEAR FROM STILL, [6] YOU POUR SOME ON FACE TO STERILIZE, AND CALMLY BANDAGE WOUNDS AS YOU SCREAM IN PAIN FROM THE ALCOHOL. YOU SUFFER -1 ON ROLLS NEXT TURN.

GO OUT WITH A FIRE ACCIDENT! BY THAT I MEAN PULL OUT TWO AK-74 AND SHOOT INCENDIARY BULLETS IN EVERY DIRECTION!
HOPE THAT THE HOUSE WHERE WE ALL ARE WILL BURN TO THE ASH!

[2] YOU REACH FOR ASSAULT RIFLES BUT NO DICE! YOU FINISH BLEEDING OUT AND COLLAPSE.

RESPAWN?

I AM THE HUT
[3] YOU POSSESS FRONT WALL OF HUT! YOU SENTIENT, HAVE CONTROL OF GENERAL SHAPE!

My NAME is Qggln and I am a TERRIBLE ELDER GOD FROM BEYOND SOMETHING HUMANS DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD FOR YET.
[4] YOU SPAWN AS 7-FOOT TALL ELDER GOOD, STRONGLY RESEMBLE SHOGGOTH.

BAT AROUND ANYTHING THAT MOVES WITH MY PAWS, MAYBE NIBBLE A BIT. ENJOY THE EXCITING PLAYTIME WITH LOTS OF BLOOD
[1 VS 6] {TRYING TO HIT VOLCANIS} YOU BAT ARM AT VOLCANIS, BUT CLAW BREAK ON ARMOR! VOLCANIS LAUGH. YOU TURN AND SWING AT [5 VS 2-2] SEIKO. YOU POUNCE AT HER AND SWING PAW, BREAKING NECK AND SENDING HEAD FLYING AS NON-BROKEN CLAWS CUT THROUGH FLESH. [1 VS 6] TURNING, YOU LEAP AT LICH DUDE, BUT HE COLLAPSE FROM EXHAUSTION AND YOU HIT FAR WALL WITH HEAD! NOW DAZED. [4] {RECOVER FROM CONCUSSION} [3 VS 5] LOOKING FOR MORE TARGETS, YOU SEE NEWCOMER, SHOGGOTH DUDE! [1 VS 3] HIS TENTACLES CATCH YOU IN PLACE. YOU TRAPPED!

SEIKO IS DEAD. RESPAWN?

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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [3] [IS A TURN]
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2017, 05:39:42 pm »

go outside and pull out a probe to start building protoss base if any one gets in my way stab them in the guts and bisect them
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [3] [IS A TURN]
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2017, 05:41:39 pm »

Psychically commune with cat, drive it mad, make it my fearsome eldritch cat mount

ride it around, breaking random folks' necks like it did to that shifty nurse
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [3] [IS A TURN]
« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2017, 05:59:22 pm »

Suggest shoggoth to team up in magnificent TEAM EVIL
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [3] [IS A TURN]
« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2017, 06:08:07 pm »

cough a hairball onto shoggoth dude, then bite off a tentacle and break free. Resume flurry of highly dangerous play-fighting!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [3] [IS A TURN]
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2017, 06:13:10 pm »

Suggest shoggoth to team up in magnificent TEAM EVIL
sure, sounds good, hop up on this cat, lich bro, and let us be off
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Re: MINIMALISM ART GO [3] [IS A TURN]
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2017, 07:21:16 pm »

Okay, new character.

GIGAGIANT
NAME: DONNY HORMLESS
CLASS: HANDICAPPED
STATUS: HAS NO LEGS; IN A WHEELCHAIR

Wheel myself over to somewhere quiet, safe, and secluded.
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