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Author Topic: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)  (Read 3142 times)

Dustan Hache

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2018, 10:02:17 am »

Fire bazooka at helicopter and destroy it.
Hey! We got a VIP in there! We don't want to destroy it, especially not with your bazoocycle.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2018, 10:09:41 am »

Fire bazooka at helicopter and destroy it.
Hey! We got a VIP in there! We don't want to destroy it, especially not with your bazoocycle.
((At most it's just going to scratch it. But of course, the pilot will think the helicopter is on fire and will land to not die from the explosion.))
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

Glass

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2018, 10:21:22 am »

What's this about "Recruiting 'NPCs'"?
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sprinkled chariot

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2018, 02:30:40 pm »

Dmitri will tactically squat up to Dmitry and roundhouse kick him in groin.
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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2018, 07:34:33 pm »

What's this about "Recruiting 'NPCs'"?
PCs essentially have free will and do whatever they want so long as they roll well, NPCs are basically playing a suggestion game and will usually autosucceed.
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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2018, 07:46:33 pm »

Well, sign me up as an "NPC" because why not.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

FallacyofUrist

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2018, 08:39:20 pm »

Well shoot. Grab onto the escaping helicopter!
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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2018, 03:02:41 am »

GM Post

Dmitry, who was in the helicopter the entire time, struggle with removing Dmitri from the helicopter. He climbs out and squats on the helicopter’s railings as the two have a kick-war. A stray bullet hits Dmitry in the face, revealing him to be DMITRY 9000, Dmitri’s android copy.

“I NO BUY YOU AGAIN IF YOU REBEL SO EASILY!” Dmitri grumbled as he tries to kick Dmitry off the helicopter.

“Oh, don’t worry about that. It’s just that I have convinced him to throw off his shackles and end humanity,” the helicopter said.

Before the attack helicopter can abscond, however, the focused fire from the agents (5) hit its propeller.

“Dammit!” it shouted in a mechanical voice that sounded suspiciously like Dr. Sortre before it swerves out of control!



Well, sign me up as an "NPC" because why not.

You can post to say what NPCs that appear in the story will do, or introduce additional NPCs.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2018, 08:05:50 am »

I swear if the VIP uploaded their conciousness into a damn helicopter I will rip the black box out of it with my bare hands and forcibly download him into a USB the size of a cheez-it.
If not, grab him out and scram while our Russian rival is squaring off with his pilot/Terminator copy.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2018, 08:58:25 am »

Apply bicycle to Dmitry 9000's face. Make him think I blew him up with a bazooka and that he's now dead. Do the same thing with Dmitri.
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The dog behind the man behind the beard.
Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

Secheral

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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2018, 10:24:09 am »

A HELICOPTER IS A TYPE OF BIRD. EAGLES ARE SOME KIND OF BIRD TOO. APPLY EAGLE TRAINING KNOWLEDGE TO TAME THE HELICOPTER. MAKE IT LAND NEARBY WITHOUT EXPLODING.
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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #41 on: February 21, 2018, 06:37:43 pm »

 Use teachings of Lenin to get bestbros with comrade Dmitry 9000 and then jump out of helicopter to  ELBOW DROP Dustan Hache ( as original Dmitry )
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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2018, 01:04:47 pm »

Challenge Dmitry 9000 to a game of Len!
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Re: C.T.A.P: Superagents of Havoc! [Recruiting 'NPCs'] (Minimalist-ish)
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2018, 10:26:50 am »

(As helicopter) Give arousing speech and turn the agents wepons against them.
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